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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord
@stanklord.bsky.social
A disaffected, former youth group kid. Lover of prog-rock, and #Crew96 Currently a club soccer, theater, choir, and band dad to our two Stanklings. A veritable gentle giant.
This hits. 😮‍💨
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Officially official and it’s still surreal.
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Ready to dive into @bigbigtrain.bsky.social ‘s latest album: Woodcut
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just got the CD in the mail today. Really enjoying this!
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Regular season is coming 🔜
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Sources: #Crew96 closing in on a deal with Atlanta United to acquire striker Jamal Thieré for GAM. Crew have gobs o'GAM. Thieré slots for Jacen Russell-Rowe, sold to Toulouse of Ligue 1. The specter of the deal was imagined at the fabulous thedisrespected.com
www.thedisrespected.com/the-weekly-d...
The Weekly Dis
The Crew will soon replace Jacen Russell-Rowe with an incoming transfer
www.thedisrespected.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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This line ought to set off a huge alarm at MLS HQ:

"The Loons were negotiating transfer deals with Slovenian midfielder Tomi Horvat and Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius, but both players cited concerns about life in Minnesota for them and their families as why they declined contracts with MNUFC."
“People are scared; we are, too.”

Article: Federal immigration raids in Minnesota has put 'fear' into #MNUFC players; and the situation has curtailed #Loons signings of foreigners this winter. Argentine midfielder Joaquin Pereyra shares his experiences and views.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/29/l...
Federal immigration raids put ‘fear’ into many Minnesota United players
The Loons also have had foreign players say no to contracts because of the current situation.
www.twincities.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
A little sunshine to warm up this frigid day.
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This should not be minimized.
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Au Revoir, Bon Chance
🇨🇦 Sources: FC Toulouse submitted a bid around $2m + add-ons to Columbus Crew for Canadian int'l Jacen Russell-Rowe.

Russell-Rowe's contract expires up at end of year.

Russell-Rowe, 23, had 9g/2a in ~2,000 mins last year for Crew. Wants to go to Europe
www.nytimes.com/athletic/700...
Sources: Toulouse bids for Columbus, Canada forward Russell-Rowe
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
What can men do in the face of such reckless ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶ snow?
January 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Which one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse does this IU win represent?
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Go Hoosiers I guess.
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Some good coffee from Roosevelt Coffeehouse, a fire in the fireplace, Neal Morse on the turntable, and a good book. Elite Sunday morning vibes.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Late night listening: The Uncertainty Principle from @itsadequate.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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The Disrespected
Michael Arace covers pro sports in flyover country. Welcome to Columbus, the Blue Jackets and the Crew.
www.thedisrespected.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Anytime the favorite son of Strongsville is on the air is a good time.
A new edition of The Crewcible podcast is available at Spotify and Apple Podcasts. The Columbus Costas, Apple TV play-by-pay crooner Neil Sika, is our guest. Some deep dives in here ...
open.spotify.com/episode/78HI...
The Crewcible S1E3 feat. Neil Sika: Henrik Rydstrom's System, MLS Predicions, and Nancy Out in Glasgow
open.spotify.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A big happy birthday to my youngest brother, Jake. Known locally as the original J6 Patriot, among other things.
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
John Harbaugh would be a fool to do it unless he’s petty. Come to Cleveland. Do it.
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Big day for coaches recently employed by HSG.
January 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Nancy sacked. Feel bad for the guy. Grass isn’t always greener.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I really wanted Stefanski to succeed. Sigh the desert wandering continues.
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Making some stock from leftover rotisserie chicken bones and my 18 yo daughter derisively called me a trad wife. I am ruined.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
So glad that Cincinnati got to be part of history today.
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
One more abysmal Browns game before we blow it all up again.
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM