The Lady of the Cake
@ladyofthecake.bsky.social
i give out magic swords and throw my ass around. thats about the gist
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Pinned
There once was lesbian ghost
Her libido laid bare she did post
But the news of the day scared her away
And a new place she did seek to be gross
Her libido laid bare she did post
But the news of the day scared her away
And a new place she did seek to be gross
MPW "ok im not gonna make this fancy" *pulls out chanterelles and trompette de la mort* "bare bones" *opens his 12 year aged artisanal balsamic flown over on a private jet from Modena i assume* "rustic even" *plates cod filets the size of a small cat*
February 18, 2026 at 6:24 AM
MPW "ok im not gonna make this fancy" *pulls out chanterelles and trompette de la mort* "bare bones" *opens his 12 year aged artisanal balsamic flown over on a private jet from Modena i assume* "rustic even" *plates cod filets the size of a small cat*
Would you mind hiking up my skirt and forcing a dozen orgasms out of me while i beg and whine and whimper for you?
February 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Would you mind hiking up my skirt and forcing a dozen orgasms out of me while i beg and whine and whimper for you?
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Soooo they'll have created the largest data centers ever for "ai" purposes and the rest of us will simply have to scrape by with whatever tech we can salvage. Aside from the crushing weight of what this means for society its nice the apocalypse is feeling slightly more sci fi
February 18, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Soooo they'll have created the largest data centers ever for "ai" purposes and the rest of us will simply have to scrape by with whatever tech we can salvage. Aside from the crushing weight of what this means for society its nice the apocalypse is feeling slightly more sci fi
Two hours down for maintenance how bout you give me some money back nerd
February 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Two hours down for maintenance how bout you give me some money back nerd
Service top is beautiful. A top who tops to cum is better. If its flesh I will swallow your soul if its strap I will make you believe its flesh.
I think I'm a little bit more nuanced as a submissive than the test allowed for but yes my ideal dominant dissects me like a frog and then puts me back together on repeat through complex dynamic play
February 18, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Service top is beautiful. A top who tops to cum is better. If its flesh I will swallow your soul if its strap I will make you believe its flesh.
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I think I'm a little bit more nuanced as a submissive than the test allowed for but yes my ideal dominant dissects me like a frog and then puts me back together on repeat through complex dynamic play
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I think I'm a little bit more nuanced as a submissive than the test allowed for but yes my ideal dominant dissects me like a frog and then puts me back together on repeat through complex dynamic play
Its wild that in the face of fascism dems want to *checks notes* remove the ability to scrutinize dem candidates before the next election. Youre cowards.
February 18, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Its wild that in the face of fascism dems want to *checks notes* remove the ability to scrutinize dem candidates before the next election. Youre cowards.
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i know you said i should look into vertical mice but honestly i'm not sure how e621 is going to help with my carpal tunnel. if anything it's making things worse
February 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i know you said i should look into vertical mice but honestly i'm not sure how e621 is going to help with my carpal tunnel. if anything it's making things worse
I think I'm a little bit more nuanced as a submissive than the test allowed for but yes my ideal dominant dissects me like a frog and then puts me back together on repeat through complex dynamic play
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I think I'm a little bit more nuanced as a submissive than the test allowed for but yes my ideal dominant dissects me like a frog and then puts me back together on repeat through complex dynamic play
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go masturbate to Marco Pierre White talking about cooking.
February 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go masturbate to Marco Pierre White talking about cooking.
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im not falling for ‘you can’t just scold gen AI hobbyists’ like ive fallen for so many ‘be diplomatic and patient with idiots’es before. no. if they can’t live without this machine that’s trying to put me out of a job theyre dumb as a box of hair. like they’re clearly not worried about offending ME!
February 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
im not falling for ‘you can’t just scold gen AI hobbyists’ like ive fallen for so many ‘be diplomatic and patient with idiots’es before. no. if they can’t live without this machine that’s trying to put me out of a job theyre dumb as a box of hair. like they’re clearly not worried about offending ME!
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I will not be gentle, nor kind, but I will be time efficient.
February 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I will not be gentle, nor kind, but I will be time efficient.
Youll never guess what this is about
Five words: with almond milk vanilla unsweetened
February 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Youll never guess what this is about
Ok needs lets start making our own hardware. Remember tony stark made one of these in a cave with a box of scraps. I have faith in us
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Ok needs lets start making our own hardware. Remember tony stark made one of these in a cave with a box of scraps. I have faith in us
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Can we get movement on this for @freakingangel.bsky.social!
They are sick, need housing, food, and meds!
They are sick, need housing, food, and meds!
if just 5 ppl could help us out w $20, or 10 ppl could help us out with $10, my partner & i (homeless and disabled with COVID ), could quarantine in our motel n Instacart groceries n meds
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February 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Can we get movement on this for @freakingangel.bsky.social!
They are sick, need housing, food, and meds!
They are sick, need housing, food, and meds!
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can you imagine the first fucker to ever eat crackers and cheese
February 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
can you imagine the first fucker to ever eat crackers and cheese
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Seeking mean dykes to pass my friend and I around like joints until theyre completely satisfied
we might need one or two additional mean dykes is all
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Seeking mean dykes to pass my friend and I around like joints until theyre completely satisfied
Seeking mean dykes to pass my friend and I around like joints until theyre completely satisfied
we might need one or two additional mean dykes is all
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Seeking mean dykes to pass my friend and I around like joints until theyre completely satisfied
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Terrible picture of me but I love the crowboy so much.
February 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Terrible picture of me but I love the crowboy so much.
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The love of my life. 🖤
February 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The love of my life. 🖤
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The last couple of photos I took dox me, soooo I had to move up a bit to one that won’t.
Nobody save him, he’s right where he wants to be 🥰
Nobody save him, he’s right where he wants to be 🥰
February 17, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The last couple of photos I took dox me, soooo I had to move up a bit to one that won’t.
Nobody save him, he’s right where he wants to be 🥰
Nobody save him, he’s right where he wants to be 🥰
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Please show me the last photo you took that made you happy.
February 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Please show me the last photo you took that made you happy.