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The Lady of the Cake
@ladyofthecake.bsky.social
i give out magic swords and throw my ass around. thats about the gist

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There once was lesbian ghost
Her libido laid bare she did post
But the news of the day scared her away
And a new place she did seek to be gross
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DIY’ing an orgasm is all fun and games until it’s too good and you remember there’s no one around to hold you
March 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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On any given day I’d rather somebody call me a tranny than call me amab unnecessarily
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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good morning🖤
March 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
On any given day I’d rather somebody call me a tranny than call me amab unnecessarily
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
DIY’ing an orgasm is all fun and games until it’s too good and you remember there’s no one around to hold you
March 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Black women deserve rest
Black women deserve happiness
Black women deserve peace
March 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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caboose for #wagonwednesday
March 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Anyone know a Mommy and a Daddy domme team that need a sex pet? Asking for me
March 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Apparently I’m a unicorn for dykes sapphics queers and pretty much any type of femme
Anyone know a Mommy and a Daddy domme team that need a sex pet? Asking for me
March 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Anyone know a Mommy and a Daddy domme team that need a sex pet? Asking for me
March 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I’m sorry I’m following you around like a lost puppy it’s just you called me your little princess and then teased me because it made me wet sooooooo
March 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Im “how you doing” is never gonna be an effective icebreaker if you wanna fuck me years old
March 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I'm having to scream for MA because I'm not making enough sales. I have sold one pattern *ever.*

Fellow knitters: PLEASE CHECK OUT MY KNITTING PATTERNS! the PDFs are $7 each (of which I only receive like, 5) and you'd be helping a desperate cripple survive capitalism.

#bsnm #knitsky #craftsky 🧶
March 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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the problem may be hard to overcome but the solution, the solution is at its core incredibly simple
March 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Woah what happened to gene hackman and his wife is heartbreaking
March 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m sorry I’m following you around like a lost puppy it’s just you called me your little princess and then teased me because it made me wet sooooooo
March 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It speaks volumes that my family has been completely silent about everything going on. I mean I wouldn’t know what to say to me either (that’s not really true) but I would’ve said something by now
March 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I just received 4 paar Halloween vampierhoektanden met lijm, herbruikbare vampiertanden voor Halloween, feest, cosplay, gunsten, verkleedaccessoires, rekwisiet, decoratiegeschenk (13/15/17 from Azeth via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/sydneyscreams4u #Wishlist #Throne
March 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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The reason it's unlucky for a black cat to cross your path is bc it makes you late since you have to stop and pet it
November 4, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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what's your favourite sandwich? mine's penis butter and jelly
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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this account is a safe space for practitioners of trans+cis lesbian scissoring
October 11, 2024 at 6:02 PM