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Jendellgirl
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The idiots. The idiots are winning.
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · May 17
Me duele la espalda y me hago pis. Sigue dando igual cuando leas esto.
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
Vuelvo a repostear esto porque me ahogo cada vez que lo leo.
elmundotoday.com El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 1d
“Es verdad que, por carácter, necesito crearme una imagen de persona especial, azul, sabor alcachofa, pero si con eso hago que te mires hacia dentro y bailes hipotenusas, contento”, se ha defendido. 

www.elmundotoday.com/2026/02/soy-...
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
Hablando con una compañera de trabajo nueva:
Ella: Porque cuando yo terminé la carrera en el 2014... ¿qué te pasa?
Yo: Déjame un momento que me reponga.

Es imposible. No me acostumbro a lo vieja que soy.
February 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
"There are unused icons on your desktop: The desktop cleanup wizard can help you clean up your desktop. Click this balloon to start the wizard." windows notification over a picture of a computer desk filled with russian orthodox icons.
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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theonion.com
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
Joder, lo he visto muy tarde, pero tenía que compartirlo igualmente. Masterpiece.
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
Pues ya está. Sólo estamos en febrero, pero este es mi bluit favorito del año. Me he tenido que ir del mostrador de la biblioteca a meterme en un despacho porque se me estaban saltando las lágrimas. No me atrevo a leer el artículo entero aquí.
elmundotoday.com El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 1d
“Es verdad que, por carácter, necesito crearme una imagen de persona especial, azul, sabor alcachofa, pero si con eso hago que te mires hacia dentro y bailes hipotenusas, contento”, se ha defendido. 

www.elmundotoday.com/2026/02/soy-...
February 17, 2026 at 2:47 PM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
Pero si es la mejor ciudad que hay: si vas a pie, te salen agujetas en sitios que desconocías; si conduces, mueres; y la Navidad dura 6 meses.
obdriftwood.bsky.social Otis B. Driftwood @obdriftwood.bsky.social · 1d
Certificando que Vigo fue diseñada urbanísticamente por una manada de chimpancés hasta arriba de 1906.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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pronounced-ing.bsky.social
So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.

"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
"How to debate the far-right on the market-place of ideas" A presentation by Dr Henri Walton Jones Junior, Phd of Archeology at the Marshall College, Bedford, Connecticut. [Indy aiming his rpg launcher at a column of nazis]
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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jayjustice.net
Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety
A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 AM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
Hay demasiada violencia en internet
February 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
moveslikekeithrichards attacks me personally on tumblr: "yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to" moveslikekeithrichards: "like Yeah the purpose of art is to make you Feel but im feeling plenty already thank you very much"
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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pablorockatansky.com
El cielo de hoy anuncia la llegada de Viggo, el azote de los Cárpatos, la tristeza de Moldavia.
February 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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chadloder.bsky.social
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
tinadesireeberg.com Tina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 4d
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
As the guy in the top middle would say, I reject the premise. I choose *all of them*!
bmceuen.bsky.social Branden McEuen @bmceuen.bsky.social · 5d
Choose your fighter
A collage of five images, three of which are on the top and two of which are on the bottom. The photos are of, in order: Sean Dunn (the guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE agent), the Master Debater (ultimate debate chad), the guy who taunted ICE on an e-bike in Chicago and got away, the guy who punched Richard Spencer in the face on January 20, 2017, and our most recent hero who punched the guy trying to cause a ruckus at a high school by supporting ICE. Each of the photos are of them in their “action shots,” if you will. Dunn is in the act of throwing the sandwich, Master Debater is in the midst of saying he would have both to some trolls question about whether he would have economic growth or gender equality, the e-bike guy is in the midst of taunting an ICE agent and biking away, the Richard Spencer puncher is seen right at the moment of making contact with his face, and our latest hero is clasping his hands together and saying “okay” after the troll said he would get in trouble if he punched him in the face.
February 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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makeitsnow.bsky.social
well, that’s one interpretation
Mary Shelly in writing Frankenstein, showed that you don't want to anger the Villagers when a monster like trump or miller or noem or homan is set loose...ICE BEWARE
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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cinecalendar.bsky.social
Feb 15th 2009 - The serial killer Jang Kyung-chul (Choi Min-sik) learned that cop-turned-vigilante Kim Soo-hyeon (Lee Byung-hun) had force fed him a GPS tracker, which was how he was able to prolong his revenge.

📽️📅 I Saw the Devil (2010)
3 Screenshots from the movie "I Saw the Devil" (2010): First, a man with disheveled hair and facial scars stands outside a building, wearing a patterned shirt. Second, a focused individual with earphones sits in a car, wearing a black leather jacket. Third, a close-up of a GPS device in a car showing a map with a marked location and coordinates.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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cinecalendar.bsky.social
Feb 14th 1929 - Joe & Jerry witness the St Valentines Day Massacre.

📽️📅 Some Like It Hot (1959)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Some Like It Hot" (1959): First, a group of men with their backs to the camera, hands raised against a brick wall, with a table in the foreground covered in playing cards and coffee cups. Second, a tense standoff scene with men in suits and fedoras, one holding a machine gun, inside a dimly lit garage. Third, two men crouching behind a car, looking alarmed, with a visible Illinois license plate.
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
a tiny brown & tan chihuahua in a pink sweater is sitting, looking up at the camera. two white strands of hair stick out the top of her head. they’re curled into a perfect heart.
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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ptraci.bsky.social
Un señor que hizo Cabaret y Hedwig and the Angry Inch y que salia en Starship Troopers ahora dice que quiere hacer cosas apolíticas.

En fin, que igual si declara algo de antifascismo los fascistas reparan en que es gay, está casado y tiene unos críos comprados con el marido.
tilojung.bsky.social Tilo Jung @tilojung.bsky.social · 5d
I asked actor Neil Patrick Harris about political art at #Berlinale today. He didn't want to engage and said: "I'm always interested in doing things that are apolitical".
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
Le quiero más que a algunos miembros de mi familia.
Aunque lo más conocido son los libros de Jeeves, yo os recomiendo también a Psmith, la p es muda, que es probablemente mi personaje favorito.
gutenberg.org Project Gutenberg @gutenberg.org · 4d
#OTD in 1975, humorist P. G. Wodehouse died.

Wodehouse "was an English writer and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._G._W...

Books by Wodehouse at PG:

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/autho...

#books #literature
Photograph of P. G. Wodehouse. He standing by a railing wearing a coat and a hat.
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
ladyflashheart.bsky.social
"Hello? I wish to register a complaint."

Dicen que no hay dos sin tres. Como siempre, la idea es mía (a quién si no se le iba a ocurrir esta cosa) y el diseño y la paciencia de www.instagram.com/carbonotatto...
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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tristanl.ee
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM