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Jendellgirl
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The idiots. The idiots are winning.
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Me duele la espalda y me hago pis. Sigue dando igual cuando leas esto.
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Vuelvo a repostear esto porque me ahogo cada vez que lo leo.
“Es verdad que, por carácter, necesito crearme una imagen de persona especial, azul, sabor alcachofa, pero si con eso hago que te mires hacia dentro y bailes hipotenusas, contento”, se ha defendido. 

www.elmundotoday.com/2026/02/soy-...
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Hablando con una compañera de trabajo nueva:
Ella: Porque cuando yo terminé la carrera en el 2014... ¿qué te pasa?
Yo: Déjame un momento que me reponga.

Es imposible. No me acostumbro a lo vieja que soy.
February 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Joder, lo he visto muy tarde, pero tenía que compartirlo igualmente. Masterpiece.
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Pues ya está. Sólo estamos en febrero, pero este es mi bluit favorito del año. Me he tenido que ir del mostrador de la biblioteca a meterme en un despacho porque se me estaban saltando las lágrimas. No me atrevo a leer el artículo entero aquí.
“Es verdad que, por carácter, necesito crearme una imagen de persona especial, azul, sabor alcachofa, pero si con eso hago que te mires hacia dentro y bailes hipotenusas, contento”, se ha defendido. 

www.elmundotoday.com/2026/02/soy-...
February 17, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Pero si es la mejor ciudad que hay: si vas a pie, te salen agujetas en sitios que desconocías; si conduces, mueres; y la Navidad dura 6 meses.
Certificando que Vigo fue diseñada urbanísticamente por una manada de chimpancés hasta arriba de 1906.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.

"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Hay demasiada violencia en internet
February 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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El cielo de hoy anuncia la llegada de Viggo, el azote de los Cárpatos, la tristeza de Moldavia.
February 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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As the guy in the top middle would say, I reject the premise. I choose *all of them*!
Choose your fighter
February 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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well, that’s one interpretation
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Feb 15th 2009 - The serial killer Jang Kyung-chul (Choi Min-sik) learned that cop-turned-vigilante Kim Soo-hyeon (Lee Byung-hun) had force fed him a GPS tracker, which was how he was able to prolong his revenge.

📽️📅 I Saw the Devil (2010)
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Feb 14th 1929 - Joe & Jerry witness the St Valentines Day Massacre.

📽️📅 Some Like It Hot (1959)
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Un señor que hizo Cabaret y Hedwig and the Angry Inch y que salia en Starship Troopers ahora dice que quiere hacer cosas apolíticas.

En fin, que igual si declara algo de antifascismo los fascistas reparan en que es gay, está casado y tiene unos críos comprados con el marido.
I asked actor Neil Patrick Harris about political art at #Berlinale today. He didn't want to engage and said: "I'm always interested in doing things that are apolitical".
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Le quiero más que a algunos miembros de mi familia.
Aunque lo más conocido son los libros de Jeeves, yo os recomiendo también a Psmith, la p es muda, que es probablemente mi personaje favorito.
#OTD in 1975, humorist P. G. Wodehouse died.

Wodehouse "was an English writer and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._G._W...

Books by Wodehouse at PG:

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/autho...

#books #literature
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
"Hello? I wish to register a complaint."

Dicen que no hay dos sin tres. Como siempre, la idea es mía (a quién si no se le iba a ocurrir esta cosa) y el diseño y la paciencia de www.instagram.com/carbonotatto...
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM