Lachesis, Suntouched 🍳
@lachesis.bsky.social
I'm gay and I guess I'm here to post about The Decemberists a normal amount, among other things. I'm a transsexual lesbian btw🔞MDNI🔞
30 y/o
avi by @pianta_ on twitter
Twitch.tv/lachesis_vtuber
30 y/o
avi by @pianta_ on twitter
Twitch.tv/lachesis_vtuber
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I need loading screen tips for real life. Stuff like "not sure how to spend your free time? Try reading YURI." And "you can convey information and emotions to other players by COMMUNICATING with them."
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AI marketing draws its inspiration from the texts of a guy you decided to ghost and were immediately proven right. Just blowing up your phone every day like "Your life won't be the same without me." Shut up!
February 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
AI marketing draws its inspiration from the texts of a guy you decided to ghost and were immediately proven right. Just blowing up your phone every day like "Your life won't be the same without me." Shut up!
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hi i bring legs and heels to your TL
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
hi i bring legs and heels to your TL
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Lawful Evil is the funniest alignment. Nothing Le Wacky Wholesome Chungus Chaotic Good bard does will ever be as funny as the guards in Morrowind asking you if you have a license for that murder then pleasantly apologizing for holding you up when you produce said license.
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Lawful Evil is the funniest alignment. Nothing Le Wacky Wholesome Chungus Chaotic Good bard does will ever be as funny as the guards in Morrowind asking you if you have a license for that murder then pleasantly apologizing for holding you up when you produce said license.
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art for lunar new year (late)
February 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
art for lunar new year (late)
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found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine
February 18, 2026 at 7:38 AM
found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine
Genuinely if Democrats want to reduce polarization of this country, they should set up an "inglorious basterds" type denazification squad
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Genuinely if Democrats want to reduce polarization of this country, they should set up an "inglorious basterds" type denazification squad
Not taking your antibiotics is goated when feeling better is the vibe
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Not taking your antibiotics is goated when feeling better is the vibe
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Discworld QOTD, from Mort
"‘You’re dead,’ he said.
Keli waited. She couldn’t think of any suitable reply. ‘I’m not’ lacked a certain style, while ‘Is it serious?’ seemed somehow too frivolous."
"‘You’re dead,’ he said.
Keli waited. She couldn’t think of any suitable reply. ‘I’m not’ lacked a certain style, while ‘Is it serious?’ seemed somehow too frivolous."
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
February 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
"‘You’re dead,’ he said.
Keli waited. She couldn’t think of any suitable reply. ‘I’m not’ lacked a certain style, while ‘Is it serious?’ seemed somehow too frivolous."
"‘You’re dead,’ he said.
Keli waited. She couldn’t think of any suitable reply. ‘I’m not’ lacked a certain style, while ‘Is it serious?’ seemed somehow too frivolous."
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July 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The most perfect creature to ever live... and she has wonderful legs
February 18, 2026 at 10:23 AM
The most perfect creature to ever live... and she has wonderful legs
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have you ever read one of my Discworld QOTDs and thought, hey, I should really get around to reading those books?
good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader
you won’t regret it
good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader
you won’t regret it
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February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
have you ever read one of my Discworld QOTDs and thought, hey, I should really get around to reading those books?
good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader
you won’t regret it
good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader
you won’t regret it
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Oh brother, this guy STINKS
February 18, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Oh brother, this guy STINKS
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Saw a pretty girl at driver ed in Pittsfield at 15 and sat next to her. I asked if she wanted to walk to Dunkin Donuts with me during break: she said ok. When we got there I asked her what high school she went to. She replied “I’m 23 and pregnant” and that’s when I noticed: she was 23 and pregnant
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Saw a pretty girl at driver ed in Pittsfield at 15 and sat next to her. I asked if she wanted to walk to Dunkin Donuts with me during break: she said ok. When we got there I asked her what high school she went to. She replied “I’m 23 and pregnant” and that’s when I noticed: she was 23 and pregnant
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oh yeah by the way it's the year of the raccoon actually. sorry for the mixup everyone
#アークナイツ #明日方舟 #Arknights
#アークナイツ #明日方舟 #Arknights
February 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
oh yeah by the way it's the year of the raccoon actually. sorry for the mixup everyone
#アークナイツ #明日方舟 #Arknights
#アークナイツ #明日方舟 #Arknights
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you've felt them. the teeth. haven't you
February 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
you've felt them. the teeth. haven't you
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