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Lachesis, Suntouched 🍳
@lachesis.bsky.social
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I'm gay and I guess I'm here to post about The Decemberists a normal amount, among other things. I'm a transsexual lesbian btw🔞MDNI🔞
30 y/o
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Lachesis, Suntouched 🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · Feb 25
I need loading screen tips for real life. Stuff like "not sure how to spend your free time? Try reading YURI." And "you can convey information and emotions to other players by COMMUNICATING with them."
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sineprin.bsky.social
Valentine 🙏
A drawing of Valentine from Skullgirls. She is wearing a nurse uniform with big, red cross-shaped buttons at the front. HEr hair is blue and tied back in a ponytail. She has one red eye and the other is covered with a bandage. She is pulling her uniform apart at the chest and her large breasts are falling out. Her nipples are covered with the same style of bandage as her eye.
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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sineprin.bsky.social
Thank you 🧡
Another drawing of Valentine, her large, pointy breasts are once again hanging free from her nurse uniform. She is holding a phone with a pink case and is resting it on her right boob. Her eyebrows are raised and a pink dialogue balloon says "3k likes? Wtf?"
February 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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sineprin.bsky.social
🙏🧡
Another drawing of Valentine, she is looking at her phone. Her mask is pulled down under her chin revealing an embarassed smile and a scar on her mouth. Her large boobs are poking out of her uniform again and her nipples are covered with bandages. Her uniform is pulled up above her hips and her butt is visible. Little red hearts are floating around her phone and a pink dialogue balloon reads "Again?"
February 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
lachesis.bsky.social
Mount Rushmore of girl activities
Change your wipers today if they are: Skipping Splitting Squeaking Streaking
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
lachesis.bsky.social
They should make Nurse Jackie for sicko lesbians
February 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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insact.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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scilipoti.bsky.social
dolls to watch out for
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME? EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL SAME WITH THIS OFFICE UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!! WHY, THE P2: EVERETT: —VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO, BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!! EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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malberrybush.bsky.social
One last cheeky Kaea for the road.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
ONLY REAL ONES REMEMBER!!!
a small angel with a pink venus symbol hao says to me: “The way your hand brushed against that grass? Like a woman's hair! That's yuri.” i walk through the city and she says “Notice how your shoes gently kiss the sidewalk only to part and return again? That's yuri too.” two cars crash behind us. she says “Those cars colliding.. With a passion that only two women can have.. yuri.” i say to her “Are you my conscious? Or some kind of demon?” she says “idk lol btw have you ever heard of selfcest”
February 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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toastercatball.bsky.social
all good stories have something to say and all good gacha stories are basically screaming, "please write a 60k fanfic of these two girls dating and/or making out sloppy style, we're not allowed to, you have to do it"
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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aidenr0.bsky.social
😔
A 2 panel comic by Spindle of the characters (from the quoted art post) Izaria (on the left) and Kitt (on the right) First panel: Izaria: [looking at Kitt] Aren't you supposed to be out on a date? Kitt: [shrugging] Well I thought I might join you so you don't feel lonely Second panel: Izaria: [Turning to face away from Kitt to continue washing herself] They didn't show up did they? Kitt: [looking visibly distraught] no..
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children.

Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles.

Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
FDA recommends adding little tabasco to that bad boy
February 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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taiyangyu.bsky.social
Black Canary
February 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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nemchocke.bsky.social
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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lachesis.bsky.social
Me: I really need those boons of Leshy! I hope these trials have clearly defined win conditions

The mysterious Trial of the Ring:
Photo of my hand curled almost into a fist with my index finger extended. It has a bandage around it. This mirrors the appearance of the card representing the trial of the ring, which is automatically passed if you have "a ring," which is not entirely clear in its meaning.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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dril.bsky.social
re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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transmoleman.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gO...
This feels like a joke, almost. The first few seconds are the most generic "you are playing a video game" thing imaginable, and then it turns into the SINGLE GREATEST CHIPTUNE SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD
Solstice Music (NES) - Title Screen Theme
YouTube video by explod2A03
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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captainacab.airbud.website
[lost in the woods]

oh great, a cross country skiier someone who knows the way “hi can you help me i’m lost??”

[she stops, lays down, and pulls out a gun, shoots me 5 times with perfect accuracy and then takes off again]
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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ktskpachi.bsky.social
#oc

バレンタイン💌
catちゃんと一緒に食べよ🍫
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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otokakoto.bsky.social
Ace ~°❀⋆࿔*:･
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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alyankovic.bsky.social
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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holymeh.bsky.social
Retha

Everyone loves Elves. but what about Orcs?

patreon.com/Holymeh
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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somesome.bsky.social
かなり前に描いたオリキャラなんだけど、いまだに名前が決まってない
February 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM