Lachesis, Suntouched 🍳
@lachesis.bsky.social
I'm gay and I guess I'm here to post about The Decemberists a normal amount, among other things. I'm a transsexual lesbian btw🔞MDNI🔞
30 y/o
avi by @pianta_ on twitter
Twitch.tv/lachesis_vtuber
30 y/o
avi by @pianta_ on twitter
Twitch.tv/lachesis_vtuber
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I need loading screen tips for real life. Stuff like "not sure how to spend your free time? Try reading YURI." And "you can convey information and emotions to other players by COMMUNICATING with them."
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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The whole reason I made this now is because Lyn is half-rabbitfolk and half-fox (fox dominant) and I wanted to show you how things work lol
All this means is that Lyn is extra poofy and floofy, and you may pat the floof !!
All this means is that Lyn is extra poofy and floofy, and you may pat the floof !!
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The whole reason I made this now is because Lyn is half-rabbitfolk and half-fox (fox dominant) and I wanted to show you how things work lol
All this means is that Lyn is extra poofy and floofy, and you may pat the floof !!
All this means is that Lyn is extra poofy and floofy, and you may pat the floof !!
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Taking off my whole dress because I can tell this shit is gonna be "one for the books"
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Taking off my whole dress because I can tell this shit is gonna be "one for the books"
Kinda hope that a bunch of dumb people go to the moon and get Titanic subbed. We don't need to be up there. There is nothing for ordinary people up on the moon
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Kinda hope that a bunch of dumb people go to the moon and get Titanic subbed. We don't need to be up there. There is nothing for ordinary people up on the moon
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Thinking about how Bad Bunny's halftime show reflected the real experiences and culture of real Americans while the Nazi one no doubt was all about stars and stripes, idealized and abstracted America that stands for nothing but racism and hatred.
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thinking about how Bad Bunny's halftime show reflected the real experiences and culture of real Americans while the Nazi one no doubt was all about stars and stripes, idealized and abstracted America that stands for nothing but racism and hatred.
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The Incredibles
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The Incredibles
My biggest complaint about the halftime show is my ongoing gripe that someone called "Bad Bunny" should look like this
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
My biggest complaint about the halftime show is my ongoing gripe that someone called "Bad Bunny" should look like this
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(documentary talking heads)
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
(documentary talking heads)
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
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you should call the princess you have in your dragon's hoard, a "gem"
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
you should call the princess you have in your dragon's hoard, a "gem"
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I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
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learning that you can post 5 different sizes of emojis in discord
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM
learning that you can post 5 different sizes of emojis in discord
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Southwest Airlines spent tens of millions on a Superbowl ad just to say, "we now have assigned seating like every other airline"
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Southwest Airlines spent tens of millions on a Superbowl ad just to say, "we now have assigned seating like every other airline"
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there are phases of the moon that scientists still don't understand
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
there are phases of the moon that scientists still don't understand
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jamo
Pikachu is difficult😱
Pikachu is difficult😱
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
jamo
Pikachu is difficult😱
Pikachu is difficult😱