Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
My friend keeps the cis men allowed in her house to a minimum "to keep the vibes in check"
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My friend keeps the cis men allowed in her house to a minimum "to keep the vibes in check"
ACAB includes government aligned superheroes
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
ACAB includes government aligned superheroes
horseshoe crabs are the most friend shaped creature ever made
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
horseshoe crabs are the most friend shaped creature ever made
I love when characters say "I wish it could be like this forever" in a lighthearted scene around the midpoint of a story about death and trauma. Characters should always say "I wish it could be like this forever" around the midpoint of a story about death and trauma. Nothing bad will happen :)
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I love when characters say "I wish it could be like this forever" in a lighthearted scene around the midpoint of a story about death and trauma. Characters should always say "I wish it could be like this forever" around the midpoint of a story about death and trauma. Nothing bad will happen :)
Ohh Yea Elf Pussy Now That's Intreageing
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ohh Yea Elf Pussy Now That's Intreageing
Every time we have a narrative-focused Lancer session it's like. everyone is going through the existential wringer and then my twink's character is just there like "i like fire trucks and monster trucks"
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Every time we have a narrative-focused Lancer session it's like. everyone is going through the existential wringer and then my twink's character is just there like "i like fire trucks and monster trucks"
Kaiju setting where the kaijus are all adorable and friendly and aren't a threat and arent even really relevant to the story they're just there and it's nice
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Kaiju setting where the kaijus are all adorable and friendly and aren't a threat and arent even really relevant to the story they're just there and it's nice
Sometimes I'll outline a very dumb scenario as part of a bit and then suddenly be hit by the sobering realisation that I know people who would be into that
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sometimes I'll outline a very dumb scenario as part of a bit and then suddenly be hit by the sobering realisation that I know people who would be into that
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Estrogen is powerful
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Estrogen is powerful
My posts are intended to entertain me and me alone, anyone else who finds me funny is collateral
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My posts are intended to entertain me and me alone, anyone else who finds me funny is collateral
whats a lil shared cumsock between bros
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
whats a lil shared cumsock between bros
Watching the new fandubs is a practice in settling down for goofs and then being reminded oh yeah btw penny snapcube has an amazing singing voice in case you forgor
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Watching the new fandubs is a practice in settling down for goofs and then being reminded oh yeah btw penny snapcube has an amazing singing voice in case you forgor
Girl who gets some new form of bad news about once a week and just needs a break dude
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Girl who gets some new form of bad news about once a week and just needs a break dude
Guy who spends his whole life trying to become the nemesis of the hero only to find out they're the Forgive And Offer A Second Chance type and won't give him the toxic doomed yaoi mutual end he craves
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Guy who spends his whole life trying to become the nemesis of the hero only to find out they're the Forgive And Offer A Second Chance type and won't give him the toxic doomed yaoi mutual end he craves
I'm operating on maybe four hours of sleep today this is going to be so fun
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I'm operating on maybe four hours of sleep today this is going to be so fun
She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle
Watching the Persona 3 movies again is going to make me want to work more on the tabletop adaptation I was working on
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching the Persona 3 movies again is going to make me want to work more on the tabletop adaptation I was working on
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Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
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obi wan: master it seems as if master sifo-dyas commissioned an entire army of identical armored men to be led by the jedi
fujoshi yoda: hmmmmm?
fujoshi yoda: hmmmmm?
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
obi wan: master it seems as if master sifo-dyas commissioned an entire army of identical armored men to be led by the jedi
fujoshi yoda: hmmmmm?
fujoshi yoda: hmmmmm?
Parents love saying shit like "we never shamed you out of [thing] or disapproved of it, we just let you know it wasn't right for you"
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Parents love saying shit like "we never shamed you out of [thing] or disapproved of it, we just let you know it wasn't right for you"
Interestingly, I no longer find it weird when I see my deadname in places (it's a common name). It no longer feels like something I should register as mine. I feel like I've escaped a liminal space
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Interestingly, I no longer find it weird when I see my deadname in places (it's a common name). It no longer feels like something I should register as mine. I feel like I've escaped a liminal space
So anyway the delivery person for my copy of the count of monte cristo left the paper parcel out in the rain so the book is heavily water damaged in the first like 200 pages. I have a fan pointed at it rn to see if I can dry it out and make it usable but I might just get a replacement
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
So anyway the delivery person for my copy of the count of monte cristo left the paper parcel out in the rain so the book is heavily water damaged in the first like 200 pages. I have a fan pointed at it rn to see if I can dry it out and make it usable but I might just get a replacement
Butches forcefemming boys
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Butches forcefemming boys