Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
Gunmetal Olympus brainrot haver; writing a book about it
Gunmetal Olympus brainrot haver; writing a book about it
So anyway here's a peek at what I've been up to recently
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
So anyway here's a peek at what I've been up to recently
Deleted a bunch of older fics on my ao3 because I want to post 2500 words of Rat and don't want people to see them
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Deleted a bunch of older fics on my ao3 because I want to post 2500 words of Rat and don't want people to see them
I'm sure there's nothing to be said about society when women's restroom cubicles often have domestic abuse helplines displayed
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I'm sure there's nothing to be said about society when women's restroom cubicles often have domestic abuse helplines displayed
Okay so I'm at my interview and I've just. been handed the form they're supposed to fill out while interviewing me?? And I've been left to fill it in for them???
February 13, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Okay so I'm at my interview and I've just. been handed the form they're supposed to fill out while interviewing me?? And I've been left to fill it in for them???
Awful day for my stomach to be acting up
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Awful day for my stomach to be acting up
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You can read about her in Flower of the Underworld, on itch and Amazon (a.co/d/0g7Ren0J)
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
You can read about her in Flower of the Underworld, on itch and Amazon (a.co/d/0g7Ren0J)
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Deciding that I hate Lancer builds where I deal multiple instances of small damage because the moment an enemy has any armour I just do nothing. Give me a Tempest Charged Blade with Thermal Charge and Overpower Calibre so I can make my turn "I deal a structure to this fuckass"
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Deciding that I hate Lancer builds where I deal multiple instances of small damage because the moment an enemy has any armour I just do nothing. Give me a Tempest Charged Blade with Thermal Charge and Overpower Calibre so I can make my turn "I deal a structure to this fuckass"
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this era where youtubers keep getting VA roles seemingly purely because they're youtubers
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this era where youtubers keep getting VA roles seemingly purely because they're youtubers
I love writing at the library because I overhear some great snippets. A teacher just explained to her student that she remembers how to spell onomatopoeia by going "o-no-ma-ta-puaahhhhh"
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I love writing at the library because I overhear some great snippets. A teacher just explained to her student that she remembers how to spell onomatopoeia by going "o-no-ma-ta-puaahhhhh"
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Yeah this is why I tell people to polish their cover copy (the book summary you see in the product description) within a centimeter of its life.
I may have missed a reply or two but this is the gist of what I could gather from replies and qts! (Yes, I was bored, could you tell?). I disregarded "demographic/genre" as an answer because I wanted the graph to be useful to all genres/authors. I figured demographic/genre is a given.
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Yeah this is why I tell people to polish their cover copy (the book summary you see in the product description) within a centimeter of its life.
I was worried about not having time to write today due to Tasks but it turns out I'm getting more efficient at this fortnightly baking pressgang
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I was worried about not having time to write today due to Tasks but it turns out I'm getting more efficient at this fortnightly baking pressgang
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"I have some Reasonable Concerns about trans participation in women's sports which is why I support a worldwide crusade against transition care and trans recognition and want trans people unable to participate in public life or exist in society."
"Because of the Reasonable Concerns. About sports."
"Because of the Reasonable Concerns. About sports."
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 AM
"I have some Reasonable Concerns about trans participation in women's sports which is why I support a worldwide crusade against transition care and trans recognition and want trans people unable to participate in public life or exist in society."
"Because of the Reasonable Concerns. About sports."
"Because of the Reasonable Concerns. About sports."
Sometimes you see a bio and just think "tar pit, block"
February 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Sometimes you see a bio and just think "tar pit, block"
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February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
anyway this is also a reminder to myself and everyone around me that the pumpkin was honestly pretty easy. so was the watermelon. I can exert like 100kg / 220lbs worth of force with my thighs and nobody can take that away from me
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
anyway this is also a reminder to myself and everyone around me that the pumpkin was honestly pretty easy. so was the watermelon. I can exert like 100kg / 220lbs worth of force with my thighs and nobody can take that away from me
Okay I'm done reposting old media I wanted to go look at pictures of myself looking buff for my ego
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Okay I'm done reposting old media I wanted to go look at pictures of myself looking buff for my ego
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Chebureki falls apart very easily when you make it with gluten free flour but I think I managed
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Chebureki falls apart very easily when you make it with gluten free flour but I think I managed
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Today I'm feeling vain
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Today I'm feeling vain
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If your wife is a goblin, you too can experience unprompted DMs like this
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If your wife is a goblin, you too can experience unprompted DMs like this
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Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
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I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.