Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
Gunmetal Olympus brainrot haver; writing a book about it
Gunmetal Olympus brainrot haver; writing a book about it
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February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
anyway this is also a reminder to myself and everyone around me that the pumpkin was honestly pretty easy. so was the watermelon. I can exert like 100kg / 220lbs worth of force with my thighs and nobody can take that away from me
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
anyway this is also a reminder to myself and everyone around me that the pumpkin was honestly pretty easy. so was the watermelon. I can exert like 100kg / 220lbs worth of force with my thighs and nobody can take that away from me
I'm glad you're eating well o7
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I'm glad you're eating well o7
The lesbian turducken knows no limits
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The lesbian turducken knows no limits
Okay I'm done reposting old media I wanted to go look at pictures of myself looking buff for my ego
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Okay I'm done reposting old media I wanted to go look at pictures of myself looking buff for my ego
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Chebureki falls apart very easily when you make it with gluten free flour but I think I managed
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Chebureki falls apart very easily when you make it with gluten free flour but I think I managed
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Today I'm feeling vain
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Today I'm feeling vain
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If your wife is a goblin, you too can experience unprompted DMs like this
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If your wife is a goblin, you too can experience unprompted DMs like this
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Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
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I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
I'm the latent genes (not the person with them, the genes themselves)
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I'm the latent genes (not the person with them, the genes themselves)
I don't generally recommend that you get yourself a man. It's usually bad advice. But if you do, get yourself one who makes the whole voice chat go "what the fuck are you talking about"
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I don't generally recommend that you get yourself a man. It's usually bad advice. But if you do, get yourself one who makes the whole voice chat go "what the fuck are you talking about"
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Reminder that if you've just finished the Persephone Effect and are *dying* for more GO content about how fucked up Artemis and Apollo's followers are, have I got a couple of books for you:
There's now a collection on my itch page of every story that stars Isadora, Daughter of Eudoxia. Might be a space to watch in the future, there's a whole lot more of Isadora's life I want to tell you about :3
itch.io/c/6470672/is...
#GunmetalOlympus
itch.io/c/6470672/is...
#GunmetalOlympus
Isadora, Daughter of Eudoxia - Collection by Tris Husband
A collection by Tris Husband
itch.io
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Reminder that if you've just finished the Persephone Effect and are *dying* for more GO content about how fucked up Artemis and Apollo's followers are, have I got a couple of books for you:
Sometimes I see a post and I think damn this is a level of shitposting that's completely beyond me
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Sometimes I see a post and I think damn this is a level of shitposting that's completely beyond me
oh they want us to not pay attention to that update huh
February 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
oh they want us to not pay attention to that update huh
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Bought bubble blowing fake cigarettes, and it came with what I can best describe as a condom roll of bubble solution
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Bought bubble blowing fake cigarettes, and it came with what I can best describe as a condom roll of bubble solution
My wife just said the only context under which it's okay to fuck a cop is if you're doing "quit your job" hypno
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
My wife just said the only context under which it's okay to fuck a cop is if you're doing "quit your job" hypno
I tried to dig it up for u but I can't find it anymore D:
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I tried to dig it up for u but I can't find it anymore D:
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What's with authors just completely ignoring genre conventions in their writing? This book I'm reading has a lady in a giant mech, and she has yet to be fucked by the mech, or fuck somebody else inside the mech. Why is there even a mech in this book?
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
What's with authors just completely ignoring genre conventions in their writing? This book I'm reading has a lady in a giant mech, and she has yet to be fucked by the mech, or fuck somebody else inside the mech. Why is there even a mech in this book?