Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
Gunmetal Olympus brainrot haver; writing a book about it
Gunmetal Olympus brainrot haver; writing a book about it
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February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
anyway this is also a reminder to myself and everyone around me that the pumpkin was honestly pretty easy. so was the watermelon. I can exert like 100kg / 220lbs worth of force with my thighs and nobody can take that away from me
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
anyway this is also a reminder to myself and everyone around me that the pumpkin was honestly pretty easy. so was the watermelon. I can exert like 100kg / 220lbs worth of force with my thighs and nobody can take that away from me
Okay I'm done reposting old media I wanted to go look at pictures of myself looking buff for my ego
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Okay I'm done reposting old media I wanted to go look at pictures of myself looking buff for my ego
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Chebureki falls apart very easily when you make it with gluten free flour but I think I managed
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Chebureki falls apart very easily when you make it with gluten free flour but I think I managed
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Today I'm feeling vain
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Today I'm feeling vain
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If your wife is a goblin, you too can experience unprompted DMs like this
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If your wife is a goblin, you too can experience unprompted DMs like this
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Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Inside every lesbian is the capacity to swear undying fealty at the feet of another lesbian
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I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
I don't generally recommend that you get yourself a man. It's usually bad advice. But if you do, get yourself one who makes the whole voice chat go "what the fuck are you talking about"
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I don't generally recommend that you get yourself a man. It's usually bad advice. But if you do, get yourself one who makes the whole voice chat go "what the fuck are you talking about"
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Reminder that if you've just finished the Persephone Effect and are *dying* for more GO content about how fucked up Artemis and Apollo's followers are, have I got a couple of books for you:
There's now a collection on my itch page of every story that stars Isadora, Daughter of Eudoxia. Might be a space to watch in the future, there's a whole lot more of Isadora's life I want to tell you about :3
itch.io/c/6470672/is...
#GunmetalOlympus
itch.io/c/6470672/is...
#GunmetalOlympus
Isadora, Daughter of Eudoxia - Collection by Tris Husband
A collection by Tris Husband
itch.io
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Reminder that if you've just finished the Persephone Effect and are *dying* for more GO content about how fucked up Artemis and Apollo's followers are, have I got a couple of books for you:
Sometimes I see a post and I think damn this is a level of shitposting that's completely beyond me
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Sometimes I see a post and I think damn this is a level of shitposting that's completely beyond me
oh they want us to not pay attention to that update huh
February 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
oh they want us to not pay attention to that update huh
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Bought bubble blowing fake cigarettes, and it came with what I can best describe as a condom roll of bubble solution
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Bought bubble blowing fake cigarettes, and it came with what I can best describe as a condom roll of bubble solution
My wife just said the only context under which it's okay to fuck a cop is if you're doing "quit your job" hypno
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
My wife just said the only context under which it's okay to fuck a cop is if you're doing "quit your job" hypno
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What's with authors just completely ignoring genre conventions in their writing? This book I'm reading has a lady in a giant mech, and she has yet to be fucked by the mech, or fuck somebody else inside the mech. Why is there even a mech in this book?
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
What's with authors just completely ignoring genre conventions in their writing? This book I'm reading has a lady in a giant mech, and she has yet to be fucked by the mech, or fuck somebody else inside the mech. Why is there even a mech in this book?
You know what, two can play at that game. *laughs at your jokes, infiltrates your social circles, learns everything about you, slowly poisons you over weeks and rows you out to sea under the cover of foggy night to feed you to the sirens*
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
You know what, two can play at that game. *laughs at your jokes, infiltrates your social circles, learns everything about you, slowly poisons you over weeks and rows you out to sea under the cover of foggy night to feed you to the sirens*
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wrist licking. cheek licking. I see this has been written for me personally.
"amber you've thought that about almost every kink depicted in this setting" shut up
"amber you've thought that about almost every kink depicted in this setting" shut up
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
wrist licking. cheek licking. I see this has been written for me personally.
"amber you've thought that about almost every kink depicted in this setting" shut up
"amber you've thought that about almost every kink depicted in this setting" shut up
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"hey Zeus did they really form a Voltron with Styx and Keraunios" "no but I wish they did that's fucking awesome"
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"hey Zeus did they really form a Voltron with Styx and Keraunios" "no but I wish they did that's fucking awesome"
Flicking back through ZC for notes and realising how the fuck didn't I pick up on the shade inherent in "Peitho [see: Aphrodite] always has the best breakup stories"
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Flicking back through ZC for notes and realising how the fuck didn't I pick up on the shade inherent in "Peitho [see: Aphrodite] always has the best breakup stories"
Desperately reaching out across the Irish Sea, a boundary so small that on clear days you can see the coast of Scotland from the other side as Fionn MacCumhaill once did, and longing for the UBI for artists pilot program that's so close, yet so far
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Desperately reaching out across the Irish Sea, a boundary so small that on clear days you can see the coast of Scotland from the other side as Fionn MacCumhaill once did, and longing for the UBI for artists pilot program that's so close, yet so far
I keep forgetting that I need to check Memory of Olympus for the name of Zeus' first post-machy pilot (the 50yo lady she got horned up for) bc she's mentioned offhandedly in Rat but I forgot her NAME
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I keep forgetting that I need to check Memory of Olympus for the name of Zeus' first post-machy pilot (the 50yo lady she got horned up for) bc she's mentioned offhandedly in Rat but I forgot her NAME