Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
Why the fuck did my phone just give me a popup saying Gemini is now mandatory and I should totally use it. Stop enshittifying everything.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why the fuck did my phone just give me a popup saying Gemini is now mandatory and I should totally use it. Stop enshittifying everything.
My friend who has diagnosed hyper mobility told me it's not normal that my throat is able to bend around as much as it does and chat let me tell you it's always weird to discover another thing wrong with you
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My friend who has diagnosed hyper mobility told me it's not normal that my throat is able to bend around as much as it does and chat let me tell you it's always weird to discover another thing wrong with you
asking a gorgon if the carpet matches the drapes
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
asking a gorgon if the carpet matches the drapes
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theyre force-transing rats and then watching them fuck
![If a female rat is given testosterone in the first few days of postnatal life, during the "critical period" of sex-steroid influence in rats, the hypothalamus is irreversibly defeminized and masculinized; the adult rat will be incapable of generating an LH surge in response to estrogen as is characteristic of females, but will be capable of exhibiting male sexual behaviors e.g. mounting a sexually receptive female.[35]
By contrast, a male rat castrated just after birth will be feminized, and the adult will show typical female "receptive" sexual behavior in response to estrogen, that is, lordosis behavior.[35]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zl44mnon7eylu26m3zoonf4x/bafkreifpyjil4a7nunuvjgbfzuasbedesdur324cacmb2priwlamppq76a@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
theyre force-transing rats and then watching them fuck
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"i have to do everything myself around here" -guy who REFUSES to be clear about things that need doing
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"i have to do everything myself around here" -guy who REFUSES to be clear about things that need doing
every friend group got:
- magical girl lesbian
- brooding lesbian
- male mom lesbian
- woke dog lesbian
- magical girl lesbian
- brooding lesbian
- male mom lesbian
- woke dog lesbian
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
every friend group got:
- magical girl lesbian
- brooding lesbian
- male mom lesbian
- woke dog lesbian
- magical girl lesbian
- brooding lesbian
- male mom lesbian
- woke dog lesbian
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Never underestimate the ability to shut down any well reasoned argument by repeating it back to them in an annoying voice and going "that's what you sound like"
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Never underestimate the ability to shut down any well reasoned argument by repeating it back to them in an annoying voice and going "that's what you sound like"
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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idk if I'm going to be quite as obsessive about this as I have with my past reading threads, but from what I understand, this is required reading for one of my characters
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
idk if I'm going to be quite as obsessive about this as I have with my past reading threads, but from what I understand, this is required reading for one of my characters
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Watching someone go through the last act of Zeus Constant is always an enormous treat. It goes off the wall completely
The list of tags is rapidly growing
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Watching someone go through the last act of Zeus Constant is always an enormous treat. It goes off the wall completely
New crack theory I just came up with: Smeagol was functionally unaffected by the Ring because its influence was all compartmentalized into Gollum, an alter created as a result of the trauma of being compelled to kill Deagol
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
New crack theory I just came up with: Smeagol was functionally unaffected by the Ring because its influence was all compartmentalized into Gollum, an alter created as a result of the trauma of being compelled to kill Deagol
I've developed a new dynamic with my alter somewhat recently and to put it simply, turns out being praise-motivated is actually cheating if you share a headspace with someone who loves you unconditionally and wants to see you thrive and knows what you need to do
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I've developed a new dynamic with my alter somewhat recently and to put it simply, turns out being praise-motivated is actually cheating if you share a headspace with someone who loves you unconditionally and wants to see you thrive and knows what you need to do
My final thoughts on ZC (and Gunmetal in general for the time being) is that I've gained several kinks
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My final thoughts on ZC (and Gunmetal in general for the time being) is that I've gained several kinks
What fascinates me about the "I just don't agree with-" crowd is that they think it's an innocent disagreement, and not a charged statement that has wider implications than an offhanded disinterest
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What fascinates me about the "I just don't agree with-" crowd is that they think it's an innocent disagreement, and not a charged statement that has wider implications than an offhanded disinterest
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Noblesse Oblige means it is the duty of the Princess to write weird porn for her subjects to get off to
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Noblesse Oblige means it is the duty of the Princess to write weird porn for her subjects to get off to
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This is Avi Arad btw, one of the producers for the Zelda movie
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is Avi Arad btw, one of the producers for the Zelda movie
The problem with having an adversarial relationship with your own brain is that even if you fight against it, it's still your brain telling you to do that. No matter what, your brain wins. It's a dirty snake playing both sides. Asshole brain
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The problem with having an adversarial relationship with your own brain is that even if you fight against it, it's still your brain telling you to do that. No matter what, your brain wins. It's a dirty snake playing both sides. Asshole brain
Writers will continue to create stories about how love wins until general audiences begin to actually grasp that it's something worth internalising
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Writers will continue to create stories about how love wins until general audiences begin to actually grasp that it's something worth internalising