Kyle Stewart
@kylestewart.bsky.social
UX design, research and strategy | accessibility | grocery rescue | board games | metro Detroit | UU
Me, when I come home and ask the kids why their mom is so exasperated
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Me, when I come home and ask the kids why their mom is so exasperated
The Onion print edition really nailed Adobe with this one
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The Onion print edition really nailed Adobe with this one
As best I can tell from the two MN shooting videos, things went down like this: the shooter walks around the passenger side of the car, being filmed at close range by the person in a white hat. The car creeps forward twice as he walks behind it, so he should be aware that the car is in gear. 🧵
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
As best I can tell from the two MN shooting videos, things went down like this: the shooter walks around the passenger side of the car, being filmed at close range by the person in a white hat. The car creeps forward twice as he walks behind it, so he should be aware that the car is in gear. 🧵
MR. BEAN WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
MR. BEAN WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Hi, I'm my own driving as a teenager.
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Hi, I'm my own driving as a teenager.
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
I'm standing in front of a bathroom stall door waiting for its occupant to finish. The door opens and out walks Buzz Aldrin.
I'm too surprised to make an ass of myself, luckily.
I'm too surprised to make an ass of myself, luckily.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm standing in front of a bathroom stall door waiting for its occupant to finish. The door opens and out walks Buzz Aldrin.
I'm too surprised to make an ass of myself, luckily.
I'm too surprised to make an ass of myself, luckily.
Why does so much PC gaming equipment have colored LEDs embedded in it? I just had to download a ~350mb file to make my $30 Steelseries mouse stop having a rave.
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why does so much PC gaming equipment have colored LEDs embedded in it? I just had to download a ~350mb file to make my $30 Steelseries mouse stop having a rave.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
I worked at a company that digitized and indexed archives. Not only is the realm of primary sources incomprehensibly large, but it's expensive to generate a digital archive of documents searchable by more than title. A large collection costs 6-7 figures and sells for 5-6 figures.
When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.
Seems like it's worth posting this one again.
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I worked at a company that digitized and indexed archives. Not only is the realm of primary sources incomprehensibly large, but it's expensive to generate a digital archive of documents searchable by more than title. A large collection costs 6-7 figures and sells for 5-6 figures.
The Donald Trump Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Donald Trump Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
Working at the Tahquamenon Falls State park, I was asked if they turned the waterfalls off at night.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Working at the Tahquamenon Falls State park, I was asked if they turned the waterfalls off at night.
Walking into 2026
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Walking into 2026
Slept in my Dead Kennedys t-shirt and woke up on a Holiday in Cambodia
Slept in my Streetlight Manifesto t-shirt and woke up Somewhere in the Between
Slept in my Iron Maiden shirt and woke up with a Fear Of The Dark
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Slept in my Dead Kennedys t-shirt and woke up on a Holiday in Cambodia
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.
-September 1, 1939, W.H. Auden
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.
-September 1, 1939, W.H. Auden
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.
-September 1, 1939, W.H. Auden
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.
-September 1, 1939, W.H. Auden
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
This headline from The Onion print edition seems relevant
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This headline from The Onion print edition seems relevant
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Wow, Casey Newton actually did journalism on a tech exec?
This interview is a snapshot into where tech companies are with online harassment right now.
They know how to end it, but they decided not to spend the money. They’re prioritizing growth (and profit) above all else. And they’re blaming YOU for logging on to the platform they designed to be unsafe.
They know how to end it, but they decided not to spend the money. They’re prioritizing growth (and profit) above all else. And they’re blaming YOU for logging on to the platform they designed to be unsafe.
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wow, Casey Newton actually did journalism on a tech exec?
My kids, when I eat the last serving of ice cream:
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My kids, when I eat the last serving of ice cream:
"Without regard for the wishes of men, any machines or techniques or forms of organization that can economically replace men DO replace men. Replacement is not necessarily bad, but to do it without regard for the wishes of men is lawlessness." - Player Piano, Kurt Vonnegut
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Without regard for the wishes of men, any machines or techniques or forms of organization that can economically replace men DO replace men. Replacement is not necessarily bad, but to do it without regard for the wishes of men is lawlessness." - Player Piano, Kurt Vonnegut