Kyle Clark
@kylecabana.bsky.social
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
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what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that
June 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that
I met Steven Wright in Central Park back in 2010 when cell phones had shitty cameras
June 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I met Steven Wright in Central Park back in 2010 when cell phones had shitty cameras
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the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled
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If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56
May 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
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If Palestine is the litmus test everybody has failed it, so it's not a surprise the West is in a dire State. The same men bombing brown & Black people indiscriminately will also snatch your white elderly Mom's social security. That's why fighting for rights can't be selective. Everybody or nobody.
March 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If Palestine is the litmus test everybody has failed it, so it's not a surprise the West is in a dire State. The same men bombing brown & Black people indiscriminately will also snatch your white elderly Mom's social security. That's why fighting for rights can't be selective. Everybody or nobody.
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How many of them have to heil before the news calls it what it is?
3?
10?
600?
How many
3?
10?
600?
How many
February 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How many of them have to heil before the news calls it what it is?
3?
10?
600?
How many
3?
10?
600?
How many
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Shorter: I voted for him because I wanted him to hurt other people. Just not me or my people. The others. The others, only.
"'I voted for Trump. But this is not what I was expecting. We didn’t think they were going to take a chainsaw to a silk rug.'
The man’s wife said they also believed his 13 years of military service in the Navy and USAF Reserves, would have offered him more protection."
wtop.com/virginia/202...
The man’s wife said they also believed his 13 years of military service in the Navy and USAF Reserves, would have offered him more protection."
wtop.com/virginia/202...
This FEMA civil servant and disabled military veteran voted for Trump. Now he’s out of a job - WTOP News
A couple is hashing out next steps after the husband, a disabled military veteran and IT technician with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, was fired amid DOGE cuts.
wtop.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Shorter: I voted for him because I wanted him to hurt other people. Just not me or my people. The others. The others, only.
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world
"...if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk," VP Vance tells the Munich Security Group.
February 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world
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it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are
February 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are
Cleaning Your Gutters Gutter The By Gutter Guys
January 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cleaning Your Gutters Gutter The By Gutter Guys
@vornietom.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @mikewtrapp.bsky.social
Classic. Just Aleksandr being Aleksandr, am I right?
Classic. Just Aleksandr being Aleksandr, am I right?
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@vornietom.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @mikewtrapp.bsky.social
Classic. Just Aleksandr being Aleksandr, am I right?
Classic. Just Aleksandr being Aleksandr, am I right?
It’s is wild that I’ll go the rest of my life knowing the names of both of Ad-Rocks’s grandmothers.
Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys
December 11, 2024 at 4:47 PM
It’s is wild that I’ll go the rest of my life knowing the names of both of Ad-Rocks’s grandmothers.
“If you want another cheesy poof, you gotta take your socks off your hands, please” is somethings I get to say to another person and that is pretty funny.
November 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
“If you want another cheesy poof, you gotta take your socks off your hands, please” is somethings I get to say to another person and that is pretty funny.