Kyle Beachy
@kylebeachy.bsky.social
Author of The Most Fun Thing (essays) and The Slide (a novel)
https://linktr.ee/kbeachy
https://linktr.ee/kbeachy
right now, the worst trend in skateboarding is how many skaters are still using twitter
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
right now, the worst trend in skateboarding is how many skaters are still using twitter
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my wish today is that you all find something as unexceptional and perfectly fun as this little aluminum trashcan
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
my wish today is that you all find something as unexceptional and perfectly fun as this little aluminum trashcan
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i got three small poems in michigan city review today. the neocities wave is the most excited i've been about the internet in decades. mcrb.neocities.org/threeformcrb
three for mcrb
mcrb.neocities.org
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i got three small poems in michigan city review today. the neocities wave is the most excited i've been about the internet in decades. mcrb.neocities.org/threeformcrb
my wish today is that you all find something as unexceptional and perfectly fun as this little aluminum trashcan
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
my wish today is that you all find something as unexceptional and perfectly fun as this little aluminum trashcan
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Performative Just I Guess Moving Through Public Space And Being Visible While Being Myself To The Extent That Such A Thing Is Still Possible
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Performative Just I Guess Moving Through Public Space And Being Visible While Being Myself To The Extent That Such A Thing Is Still Possible
I attended exactly one VP Ball in my life. I carried around a notebook and jotted my little notes on the sly because I was writing what would become The Slide. The experience more or less rejiggered my entire sense of life in St. Louis. I imagine this will be excellent.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I attended exactly one VP Ball in my life. I carried around a notebook and jotted my little notes on the sly because I was writing what would become The Slide. The experience more or less rejiggered my entire sense of life in St. Louis. I imagine this will be excellent.
Performative Just I Guess Moving Through Public Space And Being Visible While Being Myself To The Extent That Such A Thing Is Still Possible
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Performative Just I Guess Moving Through Public Space And Being Visible While Being Myself To The Extent That Such A Thing Is Still Possible
There is a lot that's fucked up about this—it's all fucked up—but maybe most striking to me, now, sitting here in my body and taking time to consider and respond, is that the death bot's response takes all of one second.
This conversation between ChatGPT and the young man it encouraged to commit suicide is just...my god
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There is a lot that's fucked up about this—it's all fucked up—but maybe most striking to me, now, sitting here in my body and taking time to consider and respond, is that the death bot's response takes all of one second.
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first and foremost you have to love people. you have to try to love people, fucked up animals we are and all. indulging misanthropy and anti-social sentiment is a win for the anti-social misanthropes who want everyone who isn't them dead.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
first and foremost you have to love people. you have to try to love people, fucked up animals we are and all. indulging misanthropy and anti-social sentiment is a win for the anti-social misanthropes who want everyone who isn't them dead.
stopped by to note that 'And the Anonymous Nobody' is much better than i remembered
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
stopped by to note that 'And the Anonymous Nobody' is much better than i remembered
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Now Ovid is weeping. Each night about this time he puts on sadness like a garment and goes on writing. In his spare time he is teaching himself the local language (Getic) in order to compose in it an epic poem no one will ever read.
- Anne Carson, "On Ovid"
- Anne Carson, "On Ovid"
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now Ovid is weeping. Each night about this time he puts on sadness like a garment and goes on writing. In his spare time he is teaching himself the local language (Getic) in order to compose in it an epic poem no one will ever read.
- Anne Carson, "On Ovid"
- Anne Carson, "On Ovid"
Did you know I wrote a novel about this?
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did you know I wrote a novel about this?
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
there are so many options for your brand new newsletter that aren't substack!
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
there are so many options for your brand new newsletter that aren't substack!
extremely very fun yes
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
extremely very fun yes
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One of the greatest writers and greatest souls in skateboarding has left us. Take some time when you can to page through the work of Kevin Wilkins, who today for the first time in a long time is not fighting cancer. Rest in peace, Kevin, and thank you.
Timbre #4: Excruciating Detail – the good problem
thegoodproblem.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One of the greatest writers and greatest souls in skateboarding has left us. Take some time when you can to page through the work of Kevin Wilkins, who today for the first time in a long time is not fighting cancer. Rest in peace, Kevin, and thank you.
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In his victory speech, Mamdani claimed fighting antisemitism as HIS issue. He ranged it right alongside fighting Islamophobia.
That is the move that many on the left never quite figure out. And it is the OBVIOUS move when you are the Democratic mayor and the Republican Party is embracing Nazism.
That is the move that many on the left never quite figure out. And it is the OBVIOUS move when you are the Democratic mayor and the Republican Party is embracing Nazism.
The ADL is terrified that the Mamdani administration will continue to demonstrate that a genuine, tangible commitment to the well-being of Jews in America can coexist alongside staunch opposition to the policies of a country on the other side of the planet. It hurts their bottom line
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
In his victory speech, Mamdani claimed fighting antisemitism as HIS issue. He ranged it right alongside fighting Islamophobia.
That is the move that many on the left never quite figure out. And it is the OBVIOUS move when you are the Democratic mayor and the Republican Party is embracing Nazism.
That is the move that many on the left never quite figure out. And it is the OBVIOUS move when you are the Democratic mayor and the Republican Party is embracing Nazism.
One of the greatest writers and greatest souls in skateboarding has left us. Take some time when you can to page through the work of Kevin Wilkins, who today for the first time in a long time is not fighting cancer. Rest in peace, Kevin, and thank you.
Timbre #4: Excruciating Detail – the good problem
thegoodproblem.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One of the greatest writers and greatest souls in skateboarding has left us. Take some time when you can to page through the work of Kevin Wilkins, who today for the first time in a long time is not fighting cancer. Rest in peace, Kevin, and thank you.
the brooklyn banksification of the city / nation
Zohran Mamdani it is YOUR life’s goal to bring back teen hangouts. Revive Tower Records. Resuscitate arcades. Build more skate parks. 1998 wasn’t all bad bsky.app/profile/jake...
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the brooklyn banksification of the city / nation
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one must imagine Elon Musk unhappy
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
one must imagine Elon Musk unhappy
española humane does heroic work in a place where dogs are...i mean dogs are everywhere out here. they need all the help they can get and are currently running a fundraising raffle for an electric motorcycle. how about celebrate your newfound political hope by buying a few tickets, why not?
hey you dumb asshole, the world is full of dogs looking to be adopted
Tom Brady revealed that his new dog, Junie, is a clone of his family’s previous dog, Lua, in an interview with People Magazine on Tuesday 🐾
Brady is an investor in biotech company Colossal, which created the clone shortly after Lua’s death.
http://dlvr.it/TP4Z6q
Brady is an investor in biotech company Colossal, which created the clone shortly after Lua’s death.
http://dlvr.it/TP4Z6q
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
española humane does heroic work in a place where dogs are...i mean dogs are everywhere out here. they need all the help they can get and are currently running a fundraising raffle for an electric motorcycle. how about celebrate your newfound political hope by buying a few tickets, why not?
hey you dumb asshole, the world is full of dogs looking to be adopted
Tom Brady revealed that his new dog, Junie, is a clone of his family’s previous dog, Lua, in an interview with People Magazine on Tuesday 🐾
Brady is an investor in biotech company Colossal, which created the clone shortly after Lua’s death.
http://dlvr.it/TP4Z6q
Brady is an investor in biotech company Colossal, which created the clone shortly after Lua’s death.
http://dlvr.it/TP4Z6q
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
hey you dumb asshole, the world is full of dogs looking to be adopted
I have accomplished so much today.
While I'm here, happy to answer any questions about trying to quit a 30-year weed habit.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have accomplished so much today.
While I'm here, happy to answer any questions about trying to quit a 30-year weed habit.
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
While I'm here, happy to answer any questions about trying to quit a 30-year weed habit.
Any of you, any single one, could have told me how stupid Weapons is. We could have watched Godzilla last night but no.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Any of you, any single one, could have told me how stupid Weapons is. We could have watched Godzilla last night but no.