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on black friday 2010 my parents returned home with nothing but a lizard they had bought , which wasn't even on sale
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
on black friday 2010 my parents returned home with nothing but a lizard they had bought , which wasn't even on sale
it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
i am put under psychic assault each and every day from the various 40-year-old men i encounter
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i am put under psychic assault each and every day from the various 40-year-old men i encounter
girl why am i yelling ♥️
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
girl why am i yelling ♥️
IF YOU TRY TO BE AVOIDANT WITH ME, I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO MY LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EMOTIONAL HONESTY AND SINCERITY UNTIL YOU CAN'T MOVE. IT MAY NOT CHANGE YOU OVERNIGHT, BUT IT WILL LEAVE A HANDPRINT ON YOUR HEART, FROM ME SLAPPING IT SO HARD
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
IF YOU TRY TO BE AVOIDANT WITH ME, I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO MY LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EMOTIONAL HONESTY AND SINCERITY UNTIL YOU CAN'T MOVE. IT MAY NOT CHANGE YOU OVERNIGHT, BUT IT WILL LEAVE A HANDPRINT ON YOUR HEART, FROM ME SLAPPING IT SO HARD
I AM NOT TYPE A OR TYPE B! I AM SOMETHING UNKNOWN TO MAN!!!! MY MBTI PERSONALITY TYPE IS IDGAF! I DO NOT HAVE AN ASTROLOGICAL CHART BECAUSE I SIMPLY APPEARED ONE DAY
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I AM NOT TYPE A OR TYPE B! I AM SOMETHING UNKNOWN TO MAN!!!! MY MBTI PERSONALITY TYPE IS IDGAF! I DO NOT HAVE AN ASTROLOGICAL CHART BECAUSE I SIMPLY APPEARED ONE DAY
nobody gives a shit when i explain the differences between cut-and-cover and deep-bore tunneling
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
nobody gives a shit when i explain the differences between cut-and-cover and deep-bore tunneling
worst flight i ever had was a red-eye from chicago to nyc where i put the suspiria soundtrack on before falling asleep, and woke up to insane turbulence and witches cackling. i did think i was gonna die but i just fell back asleep bc it wasn't like i could do anything about that
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
worst flight i ever had was a red-eye from chicago to nyc where i put the suspiria soundtrack on before falling asleep, and woke up to insane turbulence and witches cackling. i did think i was gonna die but i just fell back asleep bc it wasn't like i could do anything about that
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i don't really fw those dog dna tests. what are you trying to figure out? why do you need to know what percentage doberman that little mr. scruffy is? are you racist?
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i don't really fw those dog dna tests. what are you trying to figure out? why do you need to know what percentage doberman that little mr. scruffy is? are you racist?
yeah man. they famously thought that was a movie about a normal guy back then
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
yeah man. they famously thought that was a movie about a normal guy back then
many of my depression adventures have been days i look back at most fondly, like when i took a bus to the zoo and looked at monkeys all day to feel something
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
many of my depression adventures have been days i look back at most fondly, like when i took a bus to the zoo and looked at monkeys all day to feel something
the kind of people you meet that own a car in manhattan will make you go "really.... you of all people.... you do that...."
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the kind of people you meet that own a car in manhattan will make you go "really.... you of all people.... you do that...."
i've probably pet over 5,000 dogs in my whole life. hopefully i can make that a million one day
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
i've probably pet over 5,000 dogs in my whole life. hopefully i can make that a million one day
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sometimes it pisses me off what my coworkers choose to say to me. just fully turned away from their work, making me look up from my work, asking "are you gonna miss pennies when they're gone?". bro we open in 10 minutes. this is a closing question
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
sometimes it pisses me off what my coworkers choose to say to me. just fully turned away from their work, making me look up from my work, asking "are you gonna miss pennies when they're gone?". bro we open in 10 minutes. this is a closing question
cats yearn for the empty bathtub.... it is a place of unmatched contemplation, as well as fun. one wonders where the cat did these things before the bathtub
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
cats yearn for the empty bathtub.... it is a place of unmatched contemplation, as well as fun. one wonders where the cat did these things before the bathtub
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shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
im not the smartest person in any room but i am the most likely to acquire a disease from handling some kind of wild rodent
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
im not the smartest person in any room but i am the most likely to acquire a disease from handling some kind of wild rodent
(sending an instagram reel of a weird cat to someone I haven't spoken to in three years) remember how we used to laugh
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
(sending an instagram reel of a weird cat to someone I haven't spoken to in three years) remember how we used to laugh
the idea of older men is great until they text you and you're like damn you really did graduate from college when i was 10
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
the idea of older men is great until they text you and you're like damn you really did graduate from college when i was 10
what happened last weekend can never happen again, hauntologically. but it will
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
what happened last weekend can never happen again, hauntologically. but it will