it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
the idea of older men is great until they text you and you're like damn you really did graduate from college when i was 10
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
the idea of older men is great until they text you and you're like damn you really did graduate from college when i was 10
imcrossfaded and I've been sitting aimlessly in the bathroom for 30 minutes
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
imcrossfaded and I've been sitting aimlessly in the bathroom for 30 minutes
the algorithm thinks me wise
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the algorithm thinks me wise
she registered to vote for the first time this past election so she could vote for trump and told me this way. one thing i've taken with me from teenagehood, though, is that i have much more power to make them angry than they have to make me angry
September 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
she registered to vote for the first time this past election so she could vote for trump and told me this way. one thing i've taken with me from teenagehood, though, is that i have much more power to make them angry than they have to make me angry
one of the most annoying coworkers i ever had used to say "be CAREFUL" every time i dropped a spoon or whatever and it would piss me off. anyways one night she broke a $1500 dish by getting it caught in her apron strings and i just stood there looking at her like this
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
one of the most annoying coworkers i ever had used to say "be CAREFUL" every time i dropped a spoon or whatever and it would piss me off. anyways one night she broke a $1500 dish by getting it caught in her apron strings and i just stood there looking at her like this
what a beautiful freaking day
September 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
what a beautiful freaking day
i hate the way he looks at me with his muppet eyes
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i hate the way he looks at me with his muppet eyes
every white trash family has at least 6 cousins who look like this
August 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
every white trash family has at least 6 cousins who look like this
he says this is the exact same as KT Tape while being cheaper
August 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
he says this is the exact same as KT Tape while being cheaper
ughhhh. i swear it's every day with this guy
August 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
ughhhh. i swear it's every day with this guy
honestly, real shoe is pretty similar to virtual shoe. if you told a guy 30 years ago that in 2025 you could virtually wear a shoe he'd probably be really confused. if you went even further and told him about 9/11, he'd be even more confused and wonder why you opened with talking about virtual shoes
August 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
honestly, real shoe is pretty similar to virtual shoe. if you told a guy 30 years ago that in 2025 you could virtually wear a shoe he'd probably be really confused. if you went even further and told him about 9/11, he'd be even more confused and wonder why you opened with talking about virtual shoes
i have gotten probably a dozen emails from nj transit about the jonas brothers bc i lived there for a year and just didn't bother to unsubscribe and honestly? the mta wishes
August 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i have gotten probably a dozen emails from nj transit about the jonas brothers bc i lived there for a year and just didn't bother to unsubscribe and honestly? the mta wishes
i did this while drunk on the train the other day and then forgot about it
August 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i did this while drunk on the train the other day and then forgot about it
DAMN BRO WE LIVIN IN 3025
August 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
DAMN BRO WE LIVIN IN 3025
eric adams ive been spending a lot of time in your beautiful backyard eric adams come out and talk to me
August 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
eric adams ive been spending a lot of time in your beautiful backyard eric adams come out and talk to me
this dog wedding feels kinda lesbian in a way i can't articulate but i can't say for sure
August 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this dog wedding feels kinda lesbian in a way i can't articulate but i can't say for sure
i like this one because they are weird looking. they are weird looking and they are heterosexually entwined
August 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i like this one because they are weird looking. they are weird looking and they are heterosexually entwined
a lot of people think they're related, which isn't true. they are both pennsylvanian, though
August 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
a lot of people think they're related, which isn't true. they are both pennsylvanian, though