my parents made a lot of mistakes in my childhood. some would say more mistakes than right moves. but i can't fault a man for an impulsive lizard purchase

EXCEPT MY BOY NATE! SHOUT-OUT NATE!

It's ours for the taking if we're just willing to work for it

but right now i'm just kinda chilling. i think we all know what's going on

legend says i first appeared across several great plains states in early 1873 to warn of the upcoming great locust plague, but they did not heed my instruction

airplanes make me so calm and sleepy bc i know whatever happens is completely out of my control. as soon as i get seated, i pass out and hope that i will wake up at some point later on

It's so sad to think that he spends each and every work day frowning and crying like that. Nancy is so kind

five hundred years old

the only breeds of dog i see are tiny little guys, big giant boys, and medium sized dudes. that's all i need to know. need a percentage breakdown? they're all 100% my friends

four hundred years old

three hundred years old....