Ulrik M.
krusedulrik.bsky.social
Ulrik M.
@krusedulrik.bsky.social
Skulle bli pønker, ble advokat. Overtenker og underpresterer. Følger med på Vålerenga, St. Pauli og polets ølslipp.
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Gratulerer med å for all framtid vere kjende som Sado United, som vann Killers Cup i 2001.
February 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Olympic highlight in this house.
February 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Men hugsar de Riskhospitalet-stripa med diagnosemaskinen, der pasienten legg handa i ei luke i maskinen, sporenstreks får henne knust med ein ambolt og så får diagnosen «du har kvestet hånden»? Den stripa tenkjer eg på kvar gong det er KI-evangelistar i monitor.
February 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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if gaslighting were an olympic sport this would take gold
Leavitt: "I think it's frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit. He left a life of luxury and a life of running a very successful real estate empire for public service."
February 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Jeg snakker kun for meg sjæl nå, men er nå en gang en del av supportermiljøet i Vålerenga og i norsk fotball.

Budskapet bør likevel være klart:

Inge Henning Andersen bør ikke bli ny leder for Norsk Toppfotball. Utspillene hans de siste åra gir null tillit, være seg om VAR eller medlemsdemokrati.
Innstilt til nytt toppverv
Bodø/Glimts styreleder Inge Henning Andersen er innstilt som leder i Norsk Toppfotball for to år, melder Bodø Nu. Inge Henning Andersen har fungert som nestleder fram til nå.
www.nrk.no
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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> Promise to release the Epstein Files
> Release less than 2% of the files
> What is seen is some incredibly horrific shit
> Tell everyone there will be no more releases
> [You Are Here]
> The pedophile cabal gets nuked from orbit when someone releases the files unredacted
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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💚 This #ValentinesDay, show some love to wetlands!

Visit a local wetland, reduce pollution, support conservation efforts and spread awareness today.

Let’s return the love by protecting and restoring these important ecosystems.

#LoveWetlands #WeNeedWetlands
February 14, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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Da gikk akkurat utgave 1/2026 i trykken.
Nøkkelord: Cupens død, Ahlsens perle, Vikings gull, bunnlaget Os, Arsenal kvinner, Marokko m.m.

Abo her: josimar.no/abonnent/
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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1. Hvorfor er dette så sinnsykt gjenkjennbart?

La oss snakke om politikere, deres goder, og korrupsjon.

En tråd 🧵
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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🇺🇦💔 Four coffins. A father and his three children.

Today, in the Kharkiv region, people bid farewell to Hryhorii Shykula and his three children — two-year-old Ivanko and Vladyk, and one-year-old Myroslava — who were killed as a result of a Russian strike on Bohodukhiv on February 10.
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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En sånn? 😅
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Fuck «no politics» in sports! Big business is allowed.. #FollowTheMoney
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Jeg elsker Oslo. Jeg elsker Gamle Oslo. Jeg elsker Kampen.
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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NFFMafia.. Sjukt at de holder på dette regelverket.

www.vg.no/sport/i/8pQx...
LSK fortviler over monsterbot: – Ekstremt mye penger
Lillestrøm vant fjorårets cupfinale, men nå har triumfen fått etterspill. NFF har ilagt klubben en kjempebot på 445.000 kroner.
www.vg.no
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Godeste @egonholstad.bsky.social driver og plasserer skap der de skal stå. En Viktig&Riktig tekst som bør leses, men med tw for overgrep og voldtekt.

www.vg.no/nyheter/i/JO...
De faktiske ofrene i overgrepssaker
Epstein-saken er først og fremst en historisk jævlig overgrepssak. Det kan åpenbart være litt lett å glemme i all viraken.
www.vg.no
February 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Introducing the “AI-BOROS”: the few companies at the ‘top’ of the economy handing each other billions of (debt-ridden) dollars for a product that both doesn’t exist AND doesn’t make any money.

and we ALL get to go broke when it inevitably implodes ha ha i love it here!!!

youtu.be/ifyaI4TOsDM?...
The Entire Tech Industry is Screwed
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
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February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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And they will not succeed.
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Fun sentence of the day that I saw.

"the difference between a billion and a million is roughly a billion"
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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SISTE: HER GÅR ØKOKRIM TIL RANSAKING MOT THORBJØRN JAGLAND: Klokka 10.30 i dag gikk flere sivilkledde personer inn i oppgangen til Thorbjørn Jaglands leilighet på vestkanten i Oslo. Like etter kom flere etterforskere i en varebil registrert på Økokrim. 1/
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 AM