Kris Cherita
@krischerita.bsky.social
I write smut. And sometimes other things, but under other names.
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Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say
Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say — The Shovel
Police say they were left with no choice but to shut it down after it became apparent the event was a legally ambiguous ‘music performance’ rather than the more protected category ‘full-blown extremis...
theshovel.com.au
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say
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Absolutely fitting coda to the whole Epstein horror show is that the brave testimony of dozens of women could not be credited and we need the emails of men to deem it credible.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Absolutely fitting coda to the whole Epstein horror show is that the brave testimony of dozens of women could not be credited and we need the emails of men to deem it credible.
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Steve Bannon advised Jeffrey Epstein for years on how to rehab his reputation, texts show
Steve Bannon advised Jeffrey Epstein for years on how to rehab his reputation, texts show
Pair devised responses to public outrage about Epstein’s criminal history, his treatment by the justice system, and his friendships with powerful people
Hundreds of texts over almost a year show Maga influencer Steve Bannon and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein workshopping legal and media strategies to protect Epstein from the legal and publicity quagmire that enveloped him in the last year of his life.
The texts, released by the House Oversight Committee on Wednesday, show that as early as June 2018, the pair were devising responses to the gathering storm of public outrage about Epstein’s criminal history, his favorable treatment by the justice system, and his friendships with powerful figures in business, politics, and academia. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Steve Bannon advised Jeffrey Epstein for years on how to rehab his reputation, texts show
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"Ended up."
The ceaseless contempt for the victims of powerful, lawless men is sickening.
The ceaseless contempt for the victims of powerful, lawless men is sickening.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Ended up."
The ceaseless contempt for the victims of powerful, lawless men is sickening.
The ceaseless contempt for the victims of powerful, lawless men is sickening.
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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
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Generative AI is to art what p•rn is to sex. It may get you off, but it ain’t real, baby.
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Generative AI is to art what p•rn is to sex. It may get you off, but it ain’t real, baby.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The murderous little piece of shit who kills Washington Post journalists, right? *That* crown prince?
That’s the one you’re honoring, yes?
That’s the one you’re honoring, yes?
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The murderous little piece of shit who kills Washington Post journalists, right? *That* crown prince?
That’s the one you’re honoring, yes?
That’s the one you’re honoring, yes?
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Donald Trump is already laying the groundwork to throw the 2026 midterms into chaos. His success could have dire consequences for American democracy, @dgraham.bsky.social argues.
The Coming Election Mayhem
Donald Trump’s plans to throw the 2026 midterms into chaos are already under way.
bit.ly
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Donald Trump is already laying the groundwork to throw the 2026 midterms into chaos. His success could have dire consequences for American democracy, @dgraham.bsky.social argues.
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Nothing screams MAGA like a story that feels like a rejected plot from a reality TV show.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Nothing screams MAGA like a story that feels like a rejected plot from a reality TV show.
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OMG!! COURIER has turned Epstein’s 20,000-file dump into a searchable database. Trump’s name popped up in 1,628 documents. ⬇️
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
OMG!! COURIER has turned Epstein’s 20,000-file dump into a searchable database. Trump’s name popped up in 1,628 documents. ⬇️
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Bondi & Patel, may be that 'They'.😂
Donald Trump's name in Jeffrey Epstein files redacted by FBI: report
The Justice Department says the review turned up no "client list" or evidence linking President Trump to criminal activity,
www.newsweek.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Bondi & Patel, may be that 'They'.😂
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I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
I did some digging
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
How Christopher Ahlberg is making the world safer and more secure with Recorded Future
Christopher Ahlberg explains how Recorded Future has grown and evolved since its inception in 2009 as it strives for global security.
www.insightpartners.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
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Billionaire Philanthropist
Regulated Tech
Human Intelligence
Regulated Tech
Human Intelligence
Oxymorons for 2025
Deafening Silence Exact Estimate Working Democracy Slow Newsweek Mild Headache Fair Election Impartial Judge Justice Department Separation of Power...
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November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Billionaire Philanthropist
Regulated Tech
Human Intelligence
Regulated Tech
Human Intelligence
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"Unfortunately, you will not be entitled to any compensation or residuals. But having your sordid story come to life for all to see should be rewarding enough."
We Regret to Inform You That Your Middle School Diary Has Lapsed into the Public Domain
This letter is to inform you (the author) that your intellectual property (middle school diary) has officially entered the public domain due to you...
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Unfortunately, you will not be entitled to any compensation or residuals. But having your sordid story come to life for all to see should be rewarding enough."
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SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.
My Last Day as an Accomplice of the Republican Party
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www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...
My Last Day as an Accomplice of the Republican Party
Why I’m leaving the GOP and why I’m urging my former colleagues to do the same.
www.thebulwark.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My Last Day as an Accomplice of the Republican Party
www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...
www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...
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Constantly caving to fascist republicans and the orange felon to once again insulate them from political fallout after openly working to destroy people’s lives in various ways is how democracy dies.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Constantly caving to fascist republicans and the orange felon to once again insulate them from political fallout after openly working to destroy people’s lives in various ways is how democracy dies.
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A Democratic sweep as well as an angry orange felon ranting at his cult’s miserable loss tonight and pretending it wasn’t his fault. This is the blue wave that was needed in 2024 to block the disgusting criminal from entering the White House again and destroying the country.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A Democratic sweep as well as an angry orange felon ranting at his cult’s miserable loss tonight and pretending it wasn’t his fault. This is the blue wave that was needed in 2024 to block the disgusting criminal from entering the White House again and destroying the country.
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HELL TO THE YES, California’s PROP 50 which was designed to counter illegal election rigging by fascist MAGA republicans in Texas has officially PASSED!!!
All blue states should be prepared to do this same exact thing when these crooks try more of their schemes. 💙🙏
All blue states should be prepared to do this same exact thing when these crooks try more of their schemes. 💙🙏
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
HELL TO THE YES, California’s PROP 50 which was designed to counter illegal election rigging by fascist MAGA republicans in Texas has officially PASSED!!!
All blue states should be prepared to do this same exact thing when these crooks try more of their schemes. 💙🙏
All blue states should be prepared to do this same exact thing when these crooks try more of their schemes. 💙🙏
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This from a guy wearing enough tear gas charges to stop a stampede.
"Onions make me cry and mustard is spicy." 😭🙄
"Onions make me cry and mustard is spicy." 😭🙄
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This from a guy wearing enough tear gas charges to stop a stampede.
"Onions make me cry and mustard is spicy." 😭🙄
"Onions make me cry and mustard is spicy." 😭🙄
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As long as it's done 'respectfully' 😂🤣
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
As long as it's done 'respectfully' 😂🤣
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O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM