Joanna Shippley 😜📖📚✍️
@joannashippley.bsky.social
Middle-aged curmudgeon, mentally unstable, lover of books, Jane Austen fanatic, wannabe writer of erotica, equal opportunity offender. I'm fat but funny!
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Just another reason for my anti-social behavior!
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Just another reason for my anti-social behavior!
Me: "Yes. So much so I have a strap-on back at my apartment that will make you cry like a little bitch before I'm finished with you. Pay the check and we'll go." 😂🤣
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me: "Yes. So much so I have a strap-on back at my apartment that will make you cry like a little bitch before I'm finished with you. Pay the check and we'll go." 😂🤣
Of course, the bakery is getting curious as to why I buy a birthday cake every week 😂🤣
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Of course, the bakery is getting curious as to why I buy a birthday cake every week 😂🤣
I think this would be very helpful 😂🤣
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I think this would be very helpful 😂🤣
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Word of the day!
Serry is something I try not to do!
Serry is something I try not to do!
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Word of the day!
Serry is something I try not to do!
Serry is something I try not to do!
I'll even say "please" 😂🤣
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I'll even say "please" 😂🤣
Or when the Pharmacist needs to repeat (loudly) that my doctor doubled the dosage my anti-depressants 🤨🙄
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Or when the Pharmacist needs to repeat (loudly) that my doctor doubled the dosage my anti-depressants 🤨🙄
May as well be unstable as well 😂🤣
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
May as well be unstable as well 😂🤣
Yeah, I have to stop focusing so much on Mondays and share the hate for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday 😂🤣
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yeah, I have to stop focusing so much on Mondays and share the hate for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday 😂🤣
I need another Monday off!
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I need another Monday off!
The weekend went way too fast 😱
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The weekend went way too fast 😱
Word of the day!
It feels surreal to me every morning when I wake up.
It feels surreal to me every morning when I wake up.
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Word of the day!
It feels surreal to me every morning when I wake up.
It feels surreal to me every morning when I wake up.
Maybe I should hit the TB drive-thru later on 😂🤣
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Maybe I should hit the TB drive-thru later on 😂🤣
I believe in being prepared 😂🤣
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I believe in being prepared 😂🤣
It sounds logical 😂🤣
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It sounds logical 😂🤣
By the time I figure it out I'm fully awake and can't get back to sleep 😢😭
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
By the time I figure it out I'm fully awake and can't get back to sleep 😢😭
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Word of the day!
I'm looking for a day that is NOT wroth!
I'm looking for a day that is NOT wroth!
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Word of the day!
I'm looking for a day that is NOT wroth!
I'm looking for a day that is NOT wroth!
Absolutely no justice in the world 😠😡
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Absolutely no justice in the world 😠😡
Even being a short week it still feels like it should be late Thursday afternoon at the very least!
#Wednesday #Coffee
#Wednesday #Coffee
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Even being a short week it still feels like it should be late Thursday afternoon at the very least!
#Wednesday #Coffee
#Wednesday #Coffee
Word of the day!
One thing I don't suffer from is boredom. I have plenty of things that keep me interested.
One thing I don't suffer from is boredom. I have plenty of things that keep me interested.
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Word of the day!
One thing I don't suffer from is boredom. I have plenty of things that keep me interested.
One thing I don't suffer from is boredom. I have plenty of things that keep me interested.