Joanna Shippley 😜📖📚✍️
@joannashippley.bsky.social
Middle-aged curmudgeon, mentally unstable, lover of books, Jane Austen fanatic, wannabe writer of erotica, equal opportunity offender. I'm fat but funny!
Not at the door but like five minutes after I've walked away from it I get that feeling 😂🤣
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Not at the door but like five minutes after I've walked away from it I get that feeling 😂🤣
From 'The Pennycandystore Beyond The El' by Lawrence Ferlinghetti
If my breasts were "breathless" that means it's time for my bra to come off 😂🤣
If my breasts were "breathless" that means it's time for my bra to come off 😂🤣
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
From 'The Pennycandystore Beyond The El' by Lawrence Ferlinghetti
If my breasts were "breathless" that means it's time for my bra to come off 😂🤣
If my breasts were "breathless" that means it's time for my bra to come off 😂🤣
Word of the day!
I'm not really short, not tall either, and maybe very, very stout. Regardless, fubsy isn't an accurate description of me 🤨🙄
I'm not really short, not tall either, and maybe very, very stout. Regardless, fubsy isn't an accurate description of me 🤨🙄
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Word of the day!
I'm not really short, not tall either, and maybe very, very stout. Regardless, fubsy isn't an accurate description of me 🤨🙄
I'm not really short, not tall either, and maybe very, very stout. Regardless, fubsy isn't an accurate description of me 🤨🙄
I'll bet you fuckers didn't know I was multilingual now did you? 😂🤣
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'll bet you fuckers didn't know I was multilingual now did you? 😂🤣
It wouldn't surprise me if it happened 😢😭
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if it happened 😢😭
No comment 😂🤣
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
No comment 😂🤣
But what else is new 😢😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
But what else is new 😢😭
It's best the world not know 😂🤣
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's best the world not know 😂🤣
Happens every time 🤨🙄
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Happens every time 🤨🙄
Yeah, I'd wear this 😂🤣
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Yeah, I'd wear this 😂🤣
Enough sand for a dozen or more sandbags 😂🤣
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Enough sand for a dozen or more sandbags 😂🤣
It's only Wednesday? I'm going to need a lot more coffee!
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It's only Wednesday? I'm going to need a lot more coffee!
Word of the day!
As a rule I don't natter very often but I do have my moments 😉😜
As a rule I don't natter very often but I do have my moments 😉😜
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Word of the day!
As a rule I don't natter very often but I do have my moments 😉😜
As a rule I don't natter very often but I do have my moments 😉😜
My story "Witch's Night Out" on @literotica.com hit 5,000 views this morning; a lot more than I thought it would, especially after less than two weeks of it being available. I want to thank anyone who has given it a read as it means a lot to me. Thank you all 😍💕❤️
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My story "Witch's Night Out" on @literotica.com hit 5,000 views this morning; a lot more than I thought it would, especially after less than two weeks of it being available. I want to thank anyone who has given it a read as it means a lot to me. Thank you all 😍💕❤️
It's embarrassing as fuck 😂🤣
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's embarrassing as fuck 😂🤣
I still need more coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I still need more coffee.
Ain't this the truth 🤨🙄
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ain't this the truth 🤨🙄
Word of the day!
I'm always seeking this.
I'm always seeking this.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Word of the day!
I'm always seeking this.
I'm always seeking this.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's a good thing, otherwise I'd never wear it
#BodyPositive
#BodyPositive
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's a good thing, otherwise I'd never wear it
#BodyPositive
#BodyPositive
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM