Kris Alexander
@krisalexander.bsky.social
Retired Army Officer. Writer. Novelist. Sufferable Texan. Jiu Jitsu student. Opinions are mine alone.
So “Send Help” was an excellent movie. Sam Rami at his best. And yeah there was “that” POV shot. You know the one.
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
So “Send Help” was an excellent movie. Sam Rami at his best. And yeah there was “that” POV shot. You know the one.
The world might need more of this.
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The world might need more of this.
Whelp, UT just made its cameo in the Epstein files, and this former professor seems like a real peach. Why do they always look like this?
Former professor requested thousands from Jeffrey Epstein Foundation to fund campus rape policy conference
Content warning: This story contains discussion of pedophilia, sexual assault, harassment, rape and suicide. A former UT Classics professor requested over $10,000 from Jeffrey Epstein’s charitable org...
thedailytexan.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Whelp, UT just made its cameo in the Epstein files, and this former professor seems like a real peach. Why do they always look like this?
JFC.
Want to hear the dumbest encounter with military law enforcement and federal prosecution I ever came across in the Army
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
JFC.
I’m on Team Botulism now.
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I’m on Team Botulism now.
It’s like they are so close to “getting it” but never will.
Rollins: "School lunches are next. A lot of schools don't even have an oven anymore. When I was growing up, lunch ladies were back there cooking meals on stoves. So how do we completely and fundamentally change the system to go back to where we're serving healthy whole foods to these kiddos?"
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
It’s like they are so close to “getting it” but never will.
Because of course Ken Starr was in the Epstein files. Note: he got fired from Baylor for his role helping Art Briles covers up football player sexual assaults.
Newly released emails confirm an even deeper history between Epstein and Starr.
'Come see me': Ex-Baylor president hosted Epstein at Waco campus in 2012
Newly released emails confirm an even deeper history between Epstein and Starr.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Because of course Ken Starr was in the Epstein files. Note: he got fired from Baylor for his role helping Art Briles covers up football player sexual assaults.
I was there in McAllen TX the night the “Strenuous Blue Blonde” was finally unmasked.
Name a forgotten wrestling storyline. Picture below is Eric Escobar, managed by Vickie Guerrero.
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I was there in McAllen TX the night the “Strenuous Blue Blonde” was finally unmasked.
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Epstein was Littlefinger. The press needs to explain this in terms the public understands.
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Epstein was Littlefinger. The press needs to explain this in terms the public understands.
And you thought is was crazy when CJSOTF dropped the MOAB in Afghanistan
Today in 1968, President Lyndon Johnson’s national security adviser, Walt Rostow, warned him about FRACTURE JAW, a top secret operation authorized by General William Westmoreland to transport nuclear weapons to South Vietnam and prepare to use them to prevent a possible US defeat at Khe Sanh.
![Copy of part of the first page of a formerly TOP SECRET EYES ONLY memorandum on White House letterhead from Rostow to the president dated Saturday February 10, 1968, 10:00 a.m.:
"Mr. President:
With respect to your questions this morning about the nuclear matter:
1. Attached herewith is the memorandum to General Wheeler from Bob Ginsburgh. As you see, he raised the matter on his own with respect to Dien Bien Phu and no relation to the White House or me.
2. In Admiral Sharp's response to General Wheeler's back channel message which followed, Adm. Sharp said that he and Westy had exchanged views several days previously on the need for some very closely-held planning about nuclear weapons should the situation around Khe Sanh warrant it and should the highest authority direct their use. He noted it was unlikely the situation at Khe Sanh would become so desperate to warrant such use, but felt military prudence alone required some such planning.
3. There are no nuclear weapons in South Vietnam. Presidential authority would be required to put them there. [REDACTED]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iwbebt5r65c67xl5vy5iviwj/bafkreiadreodhpepfsi4macv5quvobluxehgtfvxdsd6rnsuimvuqqwpyy@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
And you thought is was crazy when CJSOTF dropped the MOAB in Afghanistan
Going to see John Carpenter’s masterpiece “The Thing” on the big screen at the Alamo Drafthouse. Life is good.
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Going to see John Carpenter’s masterpiece “The Thing” on the big screen at the Alamo Drafthouse. Life is good.
Well, I didn’t have Richard Marcinko in the Epstein files on my bingo card but here we are.
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Well, I didn’t have Richard Marcinko in the Epstein files on my bingo card but here we are.
I’d buy Epstein’s island and treat it like Forrest Gump did Jenny’s house.
Pop Quiz:
You've got Elon's money. What's the first thing you buy that makes you happy?
For me it's, "pay every single campaign on GoFundMe." There's only been $30bil raised by GFM its entire existence, I could drop $30bil like it was *nothing*, do immeasurable good, and be instantly beloved.
You've got Elon's money. What's the first thing you buy that makes you happy?
For me it's, "pay every single campaign on GoFundMe." There's only been $30bil raised by GFM its entire existence, I could drop $30bil like it was *nothing*, do immeasurable good, and be instantly beloved.
Elon COULD be happy
He'd need to learn an art, make amends to his children, give to the poor, make friends, love a movie, play a video game, literally do anything but be Elon Musk - the one thing he cannot do
That money could buy anyone happiness except for him
He'd need to learn an art, make amends to his children, give to the poor, make friends, love a movie, play a video game, literally do anything but be Elon Musk - the one thing he cannot do
That money could buy anyone happiness except for him
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I’d buy Epstein’s island and treat it like Forrest Gump did Jenny’s house.
By the way, the guy who assaulted those protesting kids in Buda, TX? He got arrested.
Man arrested after fight involving kids during Buda, Texas, school walkout
Chad Michael Watts, of Kyle, Texas, is charged with two counts of Assault Causing Bodily Injury.
www.kwtx.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
By the way, the guy who assaulted those protesting kids in Buda, TX? He got arrested.
Or something.
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Or something.
The kids are okay, especially the one who got his back and tried to choke him out.
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The kids are okay, especially the one who got his back and tried to choke him out.
Negligent discharge is his office...
www.thedailybeast.com/president-do...
www.thedailybeast.com/president-do...
Trump’s Trigger-Happy Immigration Director Blasted as ‘Total Moron’
A retired Marine, who was once fired for shooting a gun in his office, is blasted by insiders as a useless MAGA goon.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Negligent discharge is his office...
www.thedailybeast.com/president-do...
www.thedailybeast.com/president-do...
Some actual leadership.
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Some actual leadership.
Wherein Yale discovers what a "ratio" means on social media.
Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1.
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
January 29, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Wherein Yale discovers what a "ratio" means on social media.
“The Wrecking Crew” totally understood the assignment. Good movie.
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“The Wrecking Crew” totally understood the assignment. Good movie.
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January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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At this point the Feds are just speed running everything that created the Iraqi insurgency. Next thing you know they’ll want to redesign to Minnesota state flag or some shit.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
At this point the Feds are just speed running everything that created the Iraqi insurgency. Next thing you know they’ll want to redesign to Minnesota state flag or some shit.
This can’t be reformed. This is lack of character not training.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This can’t be reformed. This is lack of character not training.
We’re going to win and build a better tomorrow.
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
We’re going to win and build a better tomorrow.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.