Kiss My Grits
@krdabr.bsky.social
Mental health therapist, aggressively queer, board game hoarding, GURPS obsessed, type 1 diabetic.
My wife has taken to making ornaments using photos and scrapbooking stuff. This is one she made last night. My dog, Harper, passed away suddenly in July 2024. This photo is from her first Christmas.
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My wife has taken to making ornaments using photos and scrapbooking stuff. This is one she made last night. My dog, Harper, passed away suddenly in July 2024. This photo is from her first Christmas.
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i did a poo this big. i know a lot about poo. in fact, i know more about poo than most people. this big, can you imagine that?
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
i did a poo this big. i know a lot about poo. in fact, i know more about poo than most people. this big, can you imagine that?
This just in, ya dude is attending a MIDDLE EARTH BURLESQUE SHOW! I am beyond thrilled. Middle earth is my favorite fandom. I’m picturing a sexy Gandalf portrayed by a voluptuous woman dancing around saying “ You shall not pass!”
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This just in, ya dude is attending a MIDDLE EARTH BURLESQUE SHOW! I am beyond thrilled. Middle earth is my favorite fandom. I’m picturing a sexy Gandalf portrayed by a voluptuous woman dancing around saying “ You shall not pass!”
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Me: "How do you say, 'I love you very much' in French?"
My 5-year old: "Tree farts."
Me: "What?"
Some time later, I realized he was trying to say, "Je t'aime TRES FORT."
My 5-year old: "Tree farts."
Me: "What?"
Some time later, I realized he was trying to say, "Je t'aime TRES FORT."
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me: "How do you say, 'I love you very much' in French?"
My 5-year old: "Tree farts."
Me: "What?"
Some time later, I realized he was trying to say, "Je t'aime TRES FORT."
My 5-year old: "Tree farts."
Me: "What?"
Some time later, I realized he was trying to say, "Je t'aime TRES FORT."
Cookies or sewing kit. Take a guess.
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cookies or sewing kit. Take a guess.
Remember when the most scandalous sexual tryst a president had was a supposed affair with Monica Lewinsky….
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Remember when the most scandalous sexual tryst a president had was a supposed affair with Monica Lewinsky….
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"
I've saved her some time.
I've saved her some time.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"
I've saved her some time.
I've saved her some time.
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Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"
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The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
I dreamt I was at a conference wearing nothing but underwear and a grey cardigan. No one noticed but all I could think was how absurd it was that I was walking around with my tits out.
October 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I dreamt I was at a conference wearing nothing but underwear and a grey cardigan. No one noticed but all I could think was how absurd it was that I was walking around with my tits out.
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Played in my first game of #VastGrimm on Saturday and it was an absolute blast. @creaturecuration.com thanks for making such a kick ass game!
September 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Played in my first game of #VastGrimm on Saturday and it was an absolute blast. @creaturecuration.com thanks for making such a kick ass game!
Has the rapture happened yet? I’ve got my good underwear on today just in case.
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Has the rapture happened yet? I’ve got my good underwear on today just in case.
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September 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I present this fine specimen for #bleptember
September 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I present this fine specimen for #bleptember
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Controversial opinion: there is no such thing as fat free vinaigrette. If it has no fat, it can't be vinaigrette. Or, in fact, salad dressing of any kind.
It's just sad water.
It's just sad water.
September 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Controversial opinion: there is no such thing as fat free vinaigrette. If it has no fat, it can't be vinaigrette. Or, in fact, salad dressing of any kind.
It's just sad water.
It's just sad water.
Covid is still kicking my ass 6 days later. I haven’t even felt like leaving the house and that’s a huge thing. I usually go nuts having to be inside all day.
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Covid is still kicking my ass 6 days later. I haven’t even felt like leaving the house and that’s a huge thing. I usually go nuts having to be inside all day.
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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC