Well it’s time to move to Georgia, cousin. My vet is amazing.

But the DoorDash people said jobs are up…absurdity that they’d cite fucking DoorDash.

We have one too and it has four babies. We decided to just repot it all into a larger pot. Now it has two new babies. This thing is going to be massive….

Ordered to and actively appealing the order, mind you.

His Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper this year bc the taxpayers are buying not him. That must be what he’s referring to.

It’s a sad day when Margie Three Names starts making sense

My wife and I live outside of Atlanta in a very diverse county. We often consider moving out of Georgia but when we visit other places, everyone looks like us and everyone speaks only English. When we fly back to Atlanta, we are hit with diversity again and we sigh happily and think “we are home!”

My wife and I were Morticia and Gomez Addams for Halloween. I loooooove Morticia.

Omg same. My wife and I went as Gomez and Morticia Addams and we put our dog, Gilbert, in a black and white striped shirt so he could be Pugsley. He got all the pets. It was a glorious night for him.

I have loved her since 1995. She is my first love. I saw her in concert last November and it was the third happiest day of my life. I cried when she floated onto the stage on a snowflake.

“I agree!” - My Wife

She rules in my life all year already.