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This is still a terrible idea.
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maggietokudahall.bsky.social
I was right he did need a top hat.
A fancy pigeon strutting with a top hat on his little head, painted in acrylic over a maroon background
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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democratcatmom.bsky.social
Crazy tabby cat pose!
Crazy tabby cat pose!
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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ceej.online
got a promotion at work because the ceo was impressed by the leaked photos of my shits
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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illumi.meme
painted ornaments with the family tonight
Jake the Ornament (Jake the dog from adventure time painted on an ornament with some posca markers sitting in front of it)
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Postcard from my collection, no date.
Dramatic studio portrait of a medium haired white kitten sitting up. It is on a black surface with a black background and looks like it's glowing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A happy brain with sparkles in its eyes is throwing up its hands and yelling "I LOVE DOPAMINE!!!!!" Panel 2: The brain is happily running towards a door labeled "social media". Panel 3: A metal gate is abruptly descends from the top of the door, shutting it and blocking the path, bringing the brain's run to a screeching halt. Panel 4: The brain, now stressed and with clenched teeth, is running towards a different door labeled "video games". Panel 5: This door too, shuts in front of the brain, bringing its run to a screeching halt. Panel 6: Behind the brain, Shen shows up, holding a remote with a red button that he's been seemingly using to control the doors. He has a shadow over his eyes and an overall very serious expression. The brain, in the foreground, is sweating bullets. Panel 7: A closeup of Shen's hand, pointing towards something seemingly far off to the side. Panel 8: His hand and the brain (still sweating) bookmark the frame as it's revealed that what Shen is pointing at is a very far away door. Panel 9: A closer view of the door reveals that it is labeled "actual life goals". Panel 10: The brain has his face scrunched up in a crying expression, still shaking and sweating, saying "ouuuugh I-I hate you ouuuuughhh you're so mean to me..."
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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benfleuter.bsky.social
They're coworkers.
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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katie.bzky.team
this is why we need feminism
still mad about that straight couple I overheard where the girl wanted to build an umamusume and was sad that the boy had zero interest in building a gundam with her. god. she deserves so much better
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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hornakhtyotef.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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hornakhtyotef.bsky.social
bullshit
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Buying meth from a hummingbird in Zootopia
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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pankraru.bsky.social
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Its Vids and Vibes with Guests
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#Food, #Pets, #Travel, #InfoDumps, #Restoration

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#Vtuber #JustChatting #VidsAndVibes #Guests
A pink Squid person sitting in the front of an empty classroom at the teachers desk with a TV next to them, with VIDS and VIBES on the screen, with the words Just Chatting written on the blackboard behind them.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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parsnip.bsky.social
me trying to get the groceries in from the trunk in one trip
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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huber.bsky.social
Please enjoy this picture of my old man cats snuggling.
Two cats on a mottled brown fleece blanket. The brown tabby is laying on top and wrapped around his sleeping orange tabby friend. The brown cat has one eye open and looking at the camera like he’s just been caught.
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Why would you show a cat account some random office photo with no cat in it. Makes no sense. Ridiculous.
sabismabi.bsky.social sabismabi.bsky.social @sabismabi.bsky.social · 11h
Here is my cow cat Bruce hiding in the sink at the vet. Or is he???
A black and white cat named Bruce hides in a bowl shaped sink on the counter during a vet visit. There is a small fake plant hiding part of his handsome face.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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luckybun.bsky.social
Getting rave reviews on the SH3 video!
Youtube comments. The first reads "Don't force transport shit into this... do you think team silent even thought ppl would end up like This... christ, its worse than bad head cannon" Lucky_Bun responds: "Yeah, there's trains and cars in the game, I imagine Team Silent knew about transport"
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a 6 panel black and white comic Panel 1- two people enter a house, the girl in the foreground says, "And this is my home!" Panel 2- The girl from the foreground continues walking forward, saying, "Hey mom!" while the other person stays standing in the living room of the house. Panel 3- The person continues to stand there while thinking, "...They didn't tell me to follow..." and "I dunno if I should touch anything" Panel 4- They continue to stand there in thought, "I hope they come back soon." Panel 5- The person continues to stand there in silence. Panel 6- The other girl comes back, looking through a doorway and says, "You...You know you can just sit down, right?" to which the other person nervously responds, "For sure! haha what kind of weirdo would just stand there, haha, not me!" and trails off in more nervous laughter.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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pashion.bsky.social
good morning
My cat Lucas the famous tuxedo cat on his back I've taken a photo of his mouth shape upside down and close up you can see his whiskers and nose along with mouth cats of bluesky catsofbluesky good morning
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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gnarlyghost.bsky.social
Coastal Town
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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katie.bzky.team
weep not out of covet for thine mutual's banger; shed tears of joy that the group chat basks in success
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Marcel does not like this vet-themed escape room. Zero stars.
Photo of a black and white medium haired kitten, standing up on his back legs, trying to pee out of the door in a veterinary exam room.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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chesuchesuto.bsky.social
also this new darktide character has the most early 2000's scaly oc name ever
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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gingerspiced.bsky.social
I once met a man in a bar who fought with the Kurds in Syria. He told me every saturday, they held a dance. Everyone was exhausted and miserable, but the simple act of dancing helped them carry on.

Carry on with the punk shows and raves. Go out with your friends. Just keep fighting.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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nukeloop.bsky.social
Darktide hours with a fresh OC that used to be Mowee’s favorite person but they divorced
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM