Korvidae Games
@korvidaegames.bsky.social
Kill Him Faster (2025 Golden Fez Bucket of Blood Award Winner for Best Combat Rules) | LIFTS: The RPG for Your Muscles | Let Thrones Beware | On a Weird Horse I Ride
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Kill Him Faster - Korvidae Games | Kill Him Faster | DriveThruRPG
2025 Golden Fez Award - The Bucket of Blood Award for best combat rules
"Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence." -- Jess Valentine...
www.drivethrurpg.com
Its a great day for #SelfPromoSaturday.
Kill Him Faster is thrle world's best award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running the execution of the fuhrer.
Kill Him Faster is thrle world's best award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running the execution of the fuhrer.
Kill Him Faster is a ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running hitler.
Jess Valentine from the Coffin Club called it "Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence."
#ttrpg #indierpg #speedrun #fps #timetravel #rpg #sports
Jess Valentine from the Coffin Club called it "Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence."
#ttrpg #indierpg #speedrun #fps #timetravel #rpg #sports
Kill Him Faster - Korvidae Games | Kill Him Faster | DriveThruRPG
2025 Golden Fez Award - The Bucket of Blood Award for best combat rules
"Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence." -- Jess Valentine...
www.drivethrurpg.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Its a great day for #SelfPromoSaturday.
Kill Him Faster is thrle world's best award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running the execution of the fuhrer.
Kill Him Faster is thrle world's best award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running the execution of the fuhrer.
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then they realised the bored lab techs working on it had started speedrunning
October 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
then they realised the bored lab techs working on it had started speedrunning
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there is a tabletop rpg with the premise that someone invented a time machine, but it only goes back to a specific date and you can't change the present or bring things back with you.
the military got excited then sold it off as useless.
the company that bought it couldn't find a way to sell it.
the military got excited then sold it off as useless.
the company that bought it couldn't find a way to sell it.
October 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
there is a tabletop rpg with the premise that someone invented a time machine, but it only goes back to a specific date and you can't change the present or bring things back with you.
the military got excited then sold it off as useless.
the company that bought it couldn't find a way to sell it.
the military got excited then sold it off as useless.
the company that bought it couldn't find a way to sell it.
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Looks like Old School Stylish finally went gold on DrivethruRPG. To celebrate, I’m putting it and Nielsenauts on sale for $5! Links below “:
September 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Looks like Old School Stylish finally went gold on DrivethruRPG. To celebrate, I’m putting it and Nielsenauts on sale for $5! Links below “:
Our long national nightmare is over.
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Our long national nightmare is over.
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Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
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every time i think "maybe i've been too strident about itch being part of the problem" i'm reminded that no lol they fucking suck ass
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
September 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
every time i think "maybe i've been too strident about itch being part of the problem" i'm reminded that no lol they fucking suck ass
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I feel like a whole lot of the "itch is just trying their best, guys!" defenders might change their tune if they were the ones having payments withheld for months because ?????????????????, just a hunch
September 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I feel like a whole lot of the "itch is just trying their best, guys!" defenders might change their tune if they were the ones having payments withheld for months because ?????????????????, just a hunch
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😬😬😬😬
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
September 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
😬😬😬😬
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It'd be awesome if there was any explanation for how some people will go to claim a payment from itch and it'll take, charitably, a few weeks, and then for some people it'll take 4-5 months
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
September 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It'd be awesome if there was any explanation for how some people will go to claim a payment from itch and it'll take, charitably, a few weeks, and then for some people it'll take 4-5 months
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
One week ago, I launched a new #indie #ttrpg, Iytch Better Have My Money.
Employing the Kinetic Engine used so successfully in Kill Him Faster, this is a protest game.
It's been --107 days-- since I clicked "initiate new payment" on @itch.io and I still haven't been paid.
Employing the Kinetic Engine used so successfully in Kill Him Faster, this is a protest game.
It's been --107 days-- since I clicked "initiate new payment" on @itch.io and I still haven't been paid.
September 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'm very excited to announce the Iytch Better Game My Money #ttrpg #indie game jam, hosted on @itch.io.
If you're a developer who's struggling to get the money you earned on the platform, I encourage you to join!
itch.io/jam/wheres-o...
If you're a developer who's struggling to get the money you earned on the platform, I encourage you to join!
itch.io/jam/wheres-o...
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm very excited to announce the Iytch Better Game My Money #ttrpg #indie game jam, hosted on @itch.io.
If you're a developer who's struggling to get the money you earned on the platform, I encourage you to join!
itch.io/jam/wheres-o...
If you're a developer who's struggling to get the money you earned on the platform, I encourage you to join!
itch.io/jam/wheres-o...
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Sad you didn't your money so far. But good on you making a new game =) Here's to hoping at some point this gets resolved!
September 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Sad you didn't your money so far. But good on you making a new game =) Here's to hoping at some point this gets resolved!
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Yesterday I launched Iytch Better Have My Money, a survival #ttrpg about a fellowship plundering a dragon's horde to avert starvation.
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Iytch Better Have My Money - Korvidae Games | Kill Him Faster | DriveThruRPG
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On May 31st, 2025, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payout" button.
100 days later, I have not been paid.
Inspired by this disappointment, Iytch ...
www.drivethrurpg.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Yesterday I launched Iytch Better Have My Money, a survival #ttrpg about a fellowship plundering a dragon's horde to avert starvation.
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Yesterday I launched Iytch Better Have My Money, a survival #ttrpg about a fellowship plundering a dragon's horde to avert starvation.
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Iytch Better Have My Money - Korvidae Games | Kill Him Faster | DriveThruRPG
Follow Korvidae Games for new games, news, and updates!
On May 31st, 2025, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payout" button.
100 days later, I have not been paid.
Inspired by this disappointment, Iytch ...
www.drivethrurpg.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Yesterday I launched Iytch Better Have My Money, a survival #ttrpg about a fellowship plundering a dragon's horde to avert starvation.
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Available on @drivethrurpg.com and @itch.io, it's inspired by the fact that I haven't been paid by itch in over 100 days.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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100 days ago, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payment" button. I still haven't been paid.
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
100 days ago, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payment" button. I still haven't been paid.
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
100 days ago, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payment" button. I still haven't been paid.
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
100 days ago, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payment" button. I still haven't been paid.
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
IT'S EASY. But actually finishing it?
Yeah sure. But making it GOOD?
The SECRET TTRPG designers don't want you to know: IT'S EASY
September 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
IT'S EASY. But actually finishing it?