Korvidae Games
@korvidaegames.bsky.social
Kill Him Faster (2025 Golden Fez Bucket of Blood Award Winner for Best Combat Rules) | LIFTS: The RPG for Your Muscles | Let Thrones Beware | On a Weird Horse I Ride
https://www.korvidae.com
https://www.korvidae.com
No, because that would defeat the purpose of this being a sports rpg!
October 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No, because that would defeat the purpose of this being a sports rpg!
Haha, sadly not.
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Haha, sadly not.
Our long national nightmare is over.
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Our long national nightmare is over.
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
One week ago, I launched a new #indie #ttrpg, Iytch Better Have My Money.
Employing the Kinetic Engine used so successfully in Kill Him Faster, this is a protest game.
It's been --107 days-- since I clicked "initiate new payment" on @itch.io and I still haven't been paid.
Employing the Kinetic Engine used so successfully in Kill Him Faster, this is a protest game.
It's been --107 days-- since I clicked "initiate new payment" on @itch.io and I still haven't been paid.
September 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A second level of petty is contained in the mechanic that determines whether or not you've made it home in time.
Your roll is influenced by your adventure - you are more likely to succeed if you're faster, and you can encounter things on the mountain that will help avert famine.
Your roll is influenced by your adventure - you are more likely to succeed if you're faster, and you can encounter things on the mountain that will help avert famine.
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A second level of petty is contained in the mechanic that determines whether or not you've made it home in time.
Your roll is influenced by your adventure - you are more likely to succeed if you're faster, and you can encounter things on the mountain that will help avert famine.
Your roll is influenced by your adventure - you are more likely to succeed if you're faster, and you can encounter things on the mountain that will help avert famine.
Because it's important to try and find the humour in even the dumbest, most frustrating of things, I am increasing the PWYW suggested price for a dollar a day.
Right now it's $101. Where will it end? Will Iytch Better Have My Money become the most expensive ttrpg on the itch platform?
Right now it's $101. Where will it end? Will Iytch Better Have My Money become the most expensive ttrpg on the itch platform?
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Because it's important to try and find the humour in even the dumbest, most frustrating of things, I am increasing the PWYW suggested price for a dollar a day.
Right now it's $101. Where will it end? Will Iytch Better Have My Money become the most expensive ttrpg on the itch platform?
Right now it's $101. Where will it end? Will Iytch Better Have My Money become the most expensive ttrpg on the itch platform?
It's a bit of ttrpg of sass inspired by my frustration with itch for not paying out the money I earned on their platform for what's now become 101 days.
I had been hoping to put this money towards the development of more RPG stuff, but that's been on hold since they haven't paid out.
I had been hoping to put this money towards the development of more RPG stuff, but that's been on hold since they haven't paid out.
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's a bit of ttrpg of sass inspired by my frustration with itch for not paying out the money I earned on their platform for what's now become 101 days.
I had been hoping to put this money towards the development of more RPG stuff, but that's been on hold since they haven't paid out.
I had been hoping to put this money towards the development of more RPG stuff, but that's been on hold since they haven't paid out.
100 days ago, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payment" button. I still haven't been paid.
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
100 days ago, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payment" button. I still haven't been paid.
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
It's been 82 days since I initiated an itch dot io payout, so if you're looking to buy an award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speedrunning hitler, please do pick it up on DTRPG instead.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's been 82 days since I initiated an itch dot io payout, so if you're looking to buy an award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speedrunning hitler, please do pick it up on DTRPG instead.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
August 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
August 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Having just watched Fast and Furious X, I was inspired to make this microrpg about movie stars and their notable cars.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
#indie #ttrpg #cars #moviestars #fastandfurious
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
#indie #ttrpg #cars #moviestars #fastandfurious
August 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Having just watched Fast and Furious X, I was inspired to make this microrpg about movie stars and their notable cars.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
#indie #ttrpg #cars #moviestars #fastandfurious
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
#indie #ttrpg #cars #moviestars #fastandfurious
Time traveling pro athletes speedrun the fuhrer.
Done.
Done.
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Time traveling pro athletes speedrun the fuhrer.
Done.
Done.
2. LIFTS: Ultimate Pump Edition contains 8 miniRPGs (or supplements, as I affectionately think of them) riffing on some of the greatest #ttrpgs out there.
July 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
2. LIFTS: Ultimate Pump Edition contains 8 miniRPGs (or supplements, as I affectionately think of them) riffing on some of the greatest #ttrpgs out there.
Its Free RPG Day, and to celebrate, I've made LIFTS: Powered by Your ABpocalypse free for the day.
LIFTS is the ttrpg for your muscles, replacing dice with exercise-based resolution across a series of seven mini-rpgs.
#indie #RPG #freeRPGday #exercise
tools.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
LIFTS is the ttrpg for your muscles, replacing dice with exercise-based resolution across a series of seven mini-rpgs.
#indie #RPG #freeRPGday #exercise
tools.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
June 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Its Free RPG Day, and to celebrate, I've made LIFTS: Powered by Your ABpocalypse free for the day.
LIFTS is the ttrpg for your muscles, replacing dice with exercise-based resolution across a series of seven mini-rpgs.
#indie #RPG #freeRPGday #exercise
tools.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
LIFTS is the ttrpg for your muscles, replacing dice with exercise-based resolution across a series of seven mini-rpgs.
#indie #RPG #freeRPGday #exercise
tools.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
Once you visit the page, you'll be presented with a list of Kill Him Faster content - simply check the boxes for the content you own, and the app will allow you to randomly select quirks, round events, zone modifiers, and off-season scenarios, complete with page number reference.
May 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Once you visit the page, you'll be presented with a list of Kill Him Faster content - simply check the boxes for the content you own, and the app will allow you to randomly select quirks, round events, zone modifiers, and off-season scenarios, complete with page number reference.
As it turns out, the easiest solution was technology. I've spent a little while building a free-to-use random roll web app, and I'm pleased to announce that it's ready for prime time. You can visit it right here: www.korvidae.com/khfwebapp
May 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As it turns out, the easiest solution was technology. I've spent a little while building a free-to-use random roll web app, and I'm pleased to announce that it's ready for prime time. You can visit it right here: www.korvidae.com/khfwebapp
