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Kill Him Faster (2025 Golden Fez Bucket of Blood Award Winner for Best Combat Rules) | LIFTS: The RPG for Your Muscles | Let Thrones Beware | On a Weird Horse I Ride

https://www.korvidae.com
With a single #ttrpg game you've designed, post why people should follow you.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No, because that would defeat the purpose of this being a sports rpg!
October 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why is @itch.io hosting nazi propaganda?
September 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Haha, sadly not.
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Our long national nightmare is over.
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
lol
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
One week ago, I launched a new #indie #ttrpg, Iytch Better Have My Money.

Employing the Kinetic Engine used so successfully in Kill Him Faster, this is a protest game.

It's been --107 days-- since I clicked "initiate new payment" on @itch.io and I still haven't been paid.
September 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A second level of petty is contained in the mechanic that determines whether or not you've made it home in time.

Your roll is influenced by your adventure - you are more likely to succeed if you're faster, and you can encounter things on the mountain that will help avert famine.
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Because it's important to try and find the humour in even the dumbest, most frustrating of things, I am increasing the PWYW suggested price for a dollar a day.

Right now it's $101. Where will it end? Will Iytch Better Have My Money become the most expensive ttrpg on the itch platform?
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's a bit of ttrpg of sass inspired by my frustration with itch for not paying out the money I earned on their platform for what's now become 101 days.

I had been hoping to put this money towards the development of more RPG stuff, but that's been on hold since they haven't paid out.
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
100 days ago, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payment" button. I still haven't been paid.

Inspired by this disappointing turn of events, I am pleased to present this survival microRPG about a fellowship seeking fortune to avert the starvation of their families.

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
87 days, baby!
August 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's been 82 days since I initiated an itch dot io payout, so if you're looking to buy an award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speedrunning hitler, please do pick it up on DTRPG instead.

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
After playing, please consult the chart to determine the quality of your experience.

#dnd #ttrpg
August 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
75 days of languishing

@itch.io
August 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Having just watched Fast and Furious X, I was inspired to make this microrpg about movie stars and their notable cars.

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

#indie #ttrpg #cars #moviestars #fastandfurious
August 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
August 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey @itch.io, what's going on with your payment systems?
August 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Time traveling pro athletes speedrun the fuhrer.

Done.
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
2. LIFTS: Ultimate Pump Edition contains 8 miniRPGs (or supplements, as I affectionately think of them) riffing on some of the greatest #ttrpgs out there.
July 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Its Free RPG Day, and to celebrate, I've made LIFTS: Powered by Your ABpocalypse free for the day.

LIFTS is the ttrpg for your muscles, replacing dice with exercise-based resolution across a series of seven mini-rpgs.

#indie #RPG #freeRPGday #exercise

tools.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
June 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Once you visit the page, you'll be presented with a list of Kill Him Faster content - simply check the boxes for the content you own, and the app will allow you to randomly select quirks, round events, zone modifiers, and off-season scenarios, complete with page number reference.
May 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As it turns out, the easiest solution was technology. I've spent a little while building a free-to-use random roll web app, and I'm pleased to announce that it's ready for prime time. You can visit it right here: www.korvidae.com/khfwebapp
May 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
May 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM