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KoreyTonberry
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Amateur Pitmaster, Gamer, Cooker of Foods
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joeyalison.bsky.social
The reality of cat ownership
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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rose.bsky.team
is yoda actually an old, wise asian woman?
meme that shows asian women looking the same until they hit menopause
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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colinsmith.bsky.social
Noriyoshi Ohrai’s characteristically wonderful 1980 Japanese movie poster for “The Empire Strikes Back”.
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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ajfrombrooklyn.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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cpsc.gov
On this most important National Teddy Bear Day, we remind you to report unsafe Teddy Bears and other toys to SaferProducts.gov.
A hoverboard, clothes dryer, and teddy bear with glowing red eyes and vampire teeth. They are standing at a doorway trying to come inside. The text reads: Don't let them in. Search for unsafe products before you buy - SaferProducts.gov.
September 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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cpsc.gov
Do you have any idea how expensive it is to find a baby the size of a catapult wheel?
joshuajfriedman.com Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · Sep 15
Cheap? Do you know how much it cost to reconstruct a historically accurate trebuchet using traditional methods? It’s freehand drawings for the rest of the year
September 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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terribletowelie.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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theerikamarie.bsky.social
That must have been SOME cover letter!

#cats
#resume
#funny
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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lissaharris.bsky.social
thumbs to cat ratio off the charts
a small cat with a lot of thumbs
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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cpsc.gov
Oh, boy! It's the Safe Sleep Spider!
A giant spider with a teddy bear on its back sitting in a crib. It's the Safe Sleep Spider! The text reads: Is your baby's crib full of nightmares? Make a safe sleep space for your baby: Never put pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, or padded crib bumpers in your baby's crib. Keep cords at least 3 feet away at all times.
September 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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cpsc.gov
September is Baby Safety Month.
A turtle with the head of a human baby. The nature of their person is unexplained. The text reads: babies don't come with shells. you need to keep them safe. Always lay your (human) baby down to sleep on their back, without pillows or blankets, every time.
September 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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cpsc.gov
It's Baby Safety Month.
A baby sitting in a catapult in a suburban backyard. The baby seems surprised to be there. The text reads: Is this a safe sleep environment for your baby? No! This is a catapult! Put your baby to sleep flat on their back in a crib, bassinet, play yard, bedside sleeper or other product designed for safe sleep. If your baby falls asleep in a car seat or other product not designed for sleep, move them to a safe sleep space.
September 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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kerrycallen.bsky.social
This was a fun commission. The person requesting wanted an imaginary “80 Page Giant” of Wonder Woman doing only mundane things. Haha! Honestly, it makes me laugh.
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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grist.org
California’s first solar-covered canal is now fully online.

The 1.6-megawatt pilot system is among a growing number of initiatives to put solar over waterways. The approach could generate gigawatts of power nationwide.

grist.org/energy/calif...

#Water #Energy #Renewables #CA #California #Solar
California’s first solar-covered canal is now fully online
The 1.6-megawatt pilot system is among a growing number of initiatives to put solar over waterways. The approach could generate gigawatts of power nationwide.
grist.org
September 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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manfredovski.bsky.social
"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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leppeppel.bsky.social
Here's another good'un.
(Performed here: youtu.be/MGSdYFR50Y8)
charlesoberonn: The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid her. prettyokayray: your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene blad-the-inhaler: He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene butts-for-days: blackening the summer skies with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene animatedamerican: we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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sesmith.lol
A little timeline cleanse for you all
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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lartist.bsky.social
Cartoon: Samba Claus, The Feliz Navidaddy. Enjoy :) With thanks to @kywildcatt274.bsky.social‬ for the inspiration.
cartoon of a latin handsome Santa Claus dressed in a samba outfit with maracas Samba Claus The Feliz Navidaddy
August 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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jomie.bsky.social
Breakfast time 🍄📷
Eastern box turtle eating a mushroom
August 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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oceancensus.bsky.social
Head(less) for heights? 🌌

This headless chicken monster (Enypniastes eximia) was caught gliding above a bed of stars - brittle stars, that is - on the #SouthSandwichIslands expedition.

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August 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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kejames.bsky.social
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM