Muffin
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Am Anfang war etwas mit einem Backofen, aber wie es weiterging hab ich vergessen. [she/they]
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
People not living in fear of starving or losing their home have more brain capacity to do meaningful work - news just in.
Also big news for capitalists: when u give people more money they can consume more goods and services
Also big news for capitalists: when u give people more money they can consume more goods and services
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
People not living in fear of starving or losing their home have more brain capacity to do meaningful work - news just in.
Also big news for capitalists: when u give people more money they can consume more goods and services
Also big news for capitalists: when u give people more money they can consume more goods and services
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New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
Earth-size planet spotted with yearlong orbit
Long-overlooked Kepler signal discovered by citizen scientists reveals promising world worth a closer look
www.science.org
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
AHAHAHHAHAHA jemand hat genau diesen Tanz mit mir in der Bahn gemacht weil ich da mit Maske sitze.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM
AHAHAHHAHAHA jemand hat genau diesen Tanz mit mir in der Bahn gemacht weil ich da mit Maske sitze.
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I got told today i remind someone of Sandy from SpongeBob
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I got told today i remind someone of Sandy from SpongeBob
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Leute, es reicht. Nennt diesen unausgebildeten, rechtlosen und bewaffneten Haufen nicht "Bundesbeamte". Das ist PR-Sprech der Trump-Regierung. Die erschießen Menschen und ihr macht Amtsdeutsch draus.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Leute, es reicht. Nennt diesen unausgebildeten, rechtlosen und bewaffneten Haufen nicht "Bundesbeamte". Das ist PR-Sprech der Trump-Regierung. Die erschießen Menschen und ihr macht Amtsdeutsch draus.
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Jahre nach Pandemiebeginn schleppen sich in Ö immer noch junge Menschen mit #LongCovid Symptomen mit letzter Kraft in die Arbeit oder lassen sich von der Mutter fahren-selber fahren wäre zu anstrengend. Niemand sagt ihnen, dass das gefährlich ist. Bis zum Zusammenbruch und severe #MECFS. 1/3
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Jahre nach Pandemiebeginn schleppen sich in Ö immer noch junge Menschen mit #LongCovid Symptomen mit letzter Kraft in die Arbeit oder lassen sich von der Mutter fahren-selber fahren wäre zu anstrengend. Niemand sagt ihnen, dass das gefährlich ist. Bis zum Zusammenbruch und severe #MECFS. 1/3
Wird AI meinen perfektionismus heilen indem imperfektes und authentisch menschliches immer mehr wert wird?
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Wird AI meinen perfektionismus heilen indem imperfektes und authentisch menschliches immer mehr wert wird?
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I’ve posted this a million times, too many people forgot what social media was like before the algorithm spoon fed you
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’ve posted this a million times, too many people forgot what social media was like before the algorithm spoon fed you
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
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Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.
Hoping that @molly.wiki can help explain.
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
Very true. A writer friend (not on here) happily uses it for photorealistic example images of characters but when it comes to writing its a no go 😬
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Very true. A writer friend (not on here) happily uses it for photorealistic example images of characters but when it comes to writing its a no go 😬
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Ich bin bei rot über die Ampel und als ich zurück geschaut hab stand wartend noch an der Ampel der Bürgermeister meiner Stadt 😬
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Ich bin bei rot über die Ampel und als ich zurück geschaut hab stand wartend noch an der Ampel der Bürgermeister meiner Stadt 😬
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And there it is:
FOX & FRIENDS: What do you see as the future of Venezuela's oil industry?
TRUMP: Well I see that we're gonna be very strongly involved in it. That's all. What can I say. We have the greatest oil companies in the world.
TRUMP: Well I see that we're gonna be very strongly involved in it. That's all. What can I say. We have the greatest oil companies in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
And there it is:
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So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.
Q: China, Russia, and Iran have interests in Venezuela. How does this operation affect your relationships with them?
TRUMP: In terms of other countries that want oil, we're in the oil business. We're gonna sell it to them. We'll be selling oil.
TRUMP: In terms of other countries that want oil, we're in the oil business. We're gonna sell it to them. We'll be selling oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war