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Kizzer
@kizzercrate.bsky.social
Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time.

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"I want Mexican. What new spot haven't l tried?"

Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."

...jackpot.

Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Brunch skillet vibes
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy 20,November to those who celebrate.

youtu.be/5mPIlARph0I?...
20, November (D.D.R. version) - N.M.R feat. DJ nagureo
YouTube video by dancegaabriel
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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November 20th? Happy Birthday Ky Kiske ☺️
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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1423. 1423. Don’t get carried away by Ads.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have seen what hell looks like.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Garage Gear is lit.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
One day, I'll stop eating my feelings as a coping mechanism. Today is not that day. Tomorrow ain't looking so hot, either.

#breffix
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Lets go toasters!
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The concert we went to was almost two and a half hours long cuz he did two encores and then the fam was really hungry so we're... At Denny's
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Weekly PT update:

The right side of my body is moving like it should. Progress!

The left side of my body feels like somebody installed a wooden plank in my back that reaches from my shoulder to my ankle.

Someone please get me that steamroller for Christmas so it can roll over my back 864 times.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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No wi-fi for you, Sentinel.

(Extremely happy @koh.money went with the Yankees cap and Timbs.)
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The answer is no, by the way.

It's because cookies at Meijer only come in batches of 20.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
can I Instacart two dozen cookies and a 12-pack of protein shakes to my door

asking for a friend
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Framed an Ehrgeiz poster. God truly blessed the ring on this day.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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11 Nov 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Desperately trying to reestablish a sense of routine, but I think I've got a start now.

Started a new job six weeks ago, and I'm thankful this is the first day I'm not suffering from information overload so I have enough energy to focus on rebuilding myself physically.

Bulgarian split squats tho 😭
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oh that's diabolical. Why would you put it in this order??

"How big is that Coke, boy?"
"Extra small, leave me alone"
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Lets go toasters!
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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If you wish to improve at playing aggressive shoto type characters the first step is to develop a taste for dirty south screwed and chopped albums.
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Happy November may your nuts be undisturbed
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM