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Kizzer
@kizzercrate.bsky.social
Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time.

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Label - #NIKKE
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Just finished up a workout at the new Anytime Fitness. Yay!

Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!

Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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kirby's adventures
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The problem with snack-size popotoes is the fact that you end up snacking on half of them while the rest of dinner is prepping.
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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The kids don't know
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
And with that, I bid you adieu, goodbye, and goooooood night. BANG.
a man is sitting at a desk using a laptop computer .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk using a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Senior Developer Riolu
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Look, I know cleaning shaker bottles is like the biggest first world problem of all time, but come on, man. Why it gotta be so tedious?? 😭😭😭
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Never been happier to get put out of my misery

Good season, Chicago. Never let it rest.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
BEAR DOWN

how do they keep doing this
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Label Nikke, please slide in my DMs. Thank you.
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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brunch
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Emergency Support Breffix: it's been a wild 48 hours, ups and downs, smiles and frowns, but I can always count on bread and egg to hold me down in times of turmoil. 😁
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Holy Order-Sol(2023)
#guiltygear #fanart
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I got eight straight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

I can feel my superpowers manifesting.
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I share a lot of Pat's sentiments here, but want to take a moment to share my own view on the SF6 noise cause I've been thinking about it a lot

Asking to "shake things up" when things are pretty okay is like getting your life together so you can take up CRACK as a hobby
"Modern game patch culture, simplified execution, and playing old games forever"

This one is about my enduring love of MvC2 and CvS2, and how execution checks keep a game fresh and new to me decades in.

www.patreon.com/posts/modern...
Modern game patch culture, simplified execution, and playing old games forever | Patrick Miller
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January 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Wakka lobbing an Al-Bhed slur out into the wild blue yonder, unaware that Yuna's half Al-Bhed, and the extended silence that follows as every party member present starts visibly dissociating like grandpa being racist during Thanksgiving dinner is so fucking wild
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
why is my timeline talking about swangers

not that I'm complaining or anything, just an observation lmao
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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ok but the prayer is only the second-most interesting thing in this photo
"A U.S. Air Force chaplain prays over an A-10 Thunderbolt II at a base in the U.S. Central Command area of responsibility, Dec. 19, 2025." www.dvidshub.net/image/946233... via @nslayton.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Let's go breffix for MAGfest
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
not even close baybee

🐻⬇️
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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Lets go toasters!
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Coffee as a reward for locking in sounds backwards, and it is, but being able to knock this project out before my coffee becomes cool enough to drink sounds like a fun way to turn this Friday nightmare into a dream.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM