Kizzer
@kizzercrate.bsky.social
Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time.
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Just finished up a workout at the new Anytime Fitness. Yay!
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Just finished up a workout at the new Anytime Fitness. Yay!
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
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The problem with snack-size popotoes is the fact that you end up snacking on half of them while the rest of dinner is prepping.
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The problem with snack-size popotoes is the fact that you end up snacking on half of them while the rest of dinner is prepping.
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The kids don't know
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The kids don't know
And with that, I bid you adieu, goodbye, and goooooood night. BANG.
a man is sitting at a desk using a laptop computer .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk using a laptop computer .
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January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
And with that, I bid you adieu, goodbye, and goooooood night. BANG.
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Senior Developer Riolu
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Senior Developer Riolu
Look, I know cleaning shaker bottles is like the biggest first world problem of all time, but come on, man. Why it gotta be so tedious?? 😭😭😭
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Look, I know cleaning shaker bottles is like the biggest first world problem of all time, but come on, man. Why it gotta be so tedious?? 😭😭😭
Never been happier to get put out of my misery
Good season, Chicago. Never let it rest.
Good season, Chicago. Never let it rest.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Never been happier to get put out of my misery
Good season, Chicago. Never let it rest.
Good season, Chicago. Never let it rest.
BEAR DOWN
how do they keep doing this
how do they keep doing this
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
BEAR DOWN
how do they keep doing this
how do they keep doing this
Label Nikke, please slide in my DMs. Thank you.
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Label Nikke, please slide in my DMs. Thank you.
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Emergency Support Breffix: it's been a wild 48 hours, ups and downs, smiles and frowns, but I can always count on bread and egg to hold me down in times of turmoil. 😁
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Emergency Support Breffix: it's been a wild 48 hours, ups and downs, smiles and frowns, but I can always count on bread and egg to hold me down in times of turmoil. 😁
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January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I got eight straight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
I can feel my superpowers manifesting.
I can feel my superpowers manifesting.
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I got eight straight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
I can feel my superpowers manifesting.
I can feel my superpowers manifesting.
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I share a lot of Pat's sentiments here, but want to take a moment to share my own view on the SF6 noise cause I've been thinking about it a lot
Asking to "shake things up" when things are pretty okay is like getting your life together so you can take up CRACK as a hobby
Asking to "shake things up" when things are pretty okay is like getting your life together so you can take up CRACK as a hobby
"Modern game patch culture, simplified execution, and playing old games forever"
This one is about my enduring love of MvC2 and CvS2, and how execution checks keep a game fresh and new to me decades in.
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This one is about my enduring love of MvC2 and CvS2, and how execution checks keep a game fresh and new to me decades in.
www.patreon.com/posts/modern...
Modern game patch culture, simplified execution, and playing old games forever | Patrick Miller
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January 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I share a lot of Pat's sentiments here, but want to take a moment to share my own view on the SF6 noise cause I've been thinking about it a lot
Asking to "shake things up" when things are pretty okay is like getting your life together so you can take up CRACK as a hobby
Asking to "shake things up" when things are pretty okay is like getting your life together so you can take up CRACK as a hobby
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Wakka lobbing an Al-Bhed slur out into the wild blue yonder, unaware that Yuna's half Al-Bhed, and the extended silence that follows as every party member present starts visibly dissociating like grandpa being racist during Thanksgiving dinner is so fucking wild
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Wakka lobbing an Al-Bhed slur out into the wild blue yonder, unaware that Yuna's half Al-Bhed, and the extended silence that follows as every party member present starts visibly dissociating like grandpa being racist during Thanksgiving dinner is so fucking wild
why is my timeline talking about swangers
not that I'm complaining or anything, just an observation lmao
not that I'm complaining or anything, just an observation lmao
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
why is my timeline talking about swangers
not that I'm complaining or anything, just an observation lmao
not that I'm complaining or anything, just an observation lmao
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ok but the prayer is only the second-most interesting thing in this photo
"A U.S. Air Force chaplain prays over an A-10 Thunderbolt II at a base in the U.S. Central Command area of responsibility, Dec. 19, 2025." www.dvidshub.net/image/946233... via @nslayton.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 AM
ok but the prayer is only the second-most interesting thing in this photo
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Let's go breffix for MAGfest
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Let's go breffix for MAGfest
not even close baybee
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January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
not even close baybee
🐻⬇️
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Coffee as a reward for locking in sounds backwards, and it is, but being able to knock this project out before my coffee becomes cool enough to drink sounds like a fun way to turn this Friday nightmare into a dream.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Coffee as a reward for locking in sounds backwards, and it is, but being able to knock this project out before my coffee becomes cool enough to drink sounds like a fun way to turn this Friday nightmare into a dream.