Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
Formerly @jaredbkeller on Twitter. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort.
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· Oct 10
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Happy 10-year anniversary to the best and worst tweet of my life
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Happy 10-year anniversary to the best and worst tweet of my life
Does anyone actually read 'year in review' posts and do I have to write one?
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Does anyone actually read 'year in review' posts and do I have to write one?
Laser Wars subscriber chat on Substack: yea or nay?
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Laser Wars subscriber chat on Substack: yea or nay?
Happy 10-year anniversary to the best and worst tweet of my life
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Happy 10-year anniversary to the best and worst tweet of my life
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NEW: Trump's Laser Battleship Mirage www.laserwars.net/p/trump-lase...
Trump's Laser Battleship Mirage
"The most sophisticated laser in the world will be on the battleships that we’re building."
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December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
NEW: Trump's Laser Battleship Mirage www.laserwars.net/p/trump-lase...
It took EXACTLY a year with minimal social media help.
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It took EXACTLY a year with minimal social media help.
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
NEW: Trump's Laser Battleship Mirage www.laserwars.net/p/trump-lase...
Trump's Laser Battleship Mirage
"The most sophisticated laser in the world will be on the battleships that we’re building."
www.laserwars.net
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
NEW: Trump's Laser Battleship Mirage www.laserwars.net/p/trump-lase...
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December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
One more to go ...
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One more to go ...
President Trump declares that "the most sophisticated lasers in the world will be on the battleships that we're building" as part of his Golden Fleet
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
President Trump declares that "the most sophisticated lasers in the world will be on the battleships that we're building" as part of his Golden Fleet
BY GOD ... THAT'S LASER WARS' MUSIC!
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
BY GOD ... THAT'S LASER WARS' MUSIC!
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December 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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If you think the current state of defense reporting is too corporate/fanboyish/owned by a private equity company that will eventually burn it to the ground or all of the above, read Laser Wars. Jared is owning this niche and keeping the dream alive.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you think the current state of defense reporting is too corporate/fanboyish/owned by a private equity company that will eventually burn it to the ground or all of the above, read Laser Wars. Jared is owning this niche and keeping the dream alive.
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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My hottest Christmas movie take is that a Christmas movie is one you like to watch around Christmas and that's about as complicated as it gets
I don’t know who needs to hear this but loudly insisting that Die Hard is a Christmas movie is not a substitute for having a personality
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My hottest Christmas movie take is that a Christmas movie is one you like to watch around Christmas and that's about as complicated as it gets
I don’t know who needs to hear this but loudly insisting that Die Hard is a Christmas movie is not a substitute for having a personality
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but loudly insisting that Die Hard is a Christmas movie is not a substitute for having a personality
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I launched Laser Wars on December 22 of last year
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I would love to hit 1,000 by the end of this year
Please consider subscribing and spreading the word laserwars.net
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December 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I launched Laser Wars on December 22 of last year
I am currently hovering at around 950 free subscribers
I would love to hit 1,000 by the end of this year
Please consider subscribing and spreading the word laserwars.net
I am currently hovering at around 950 free subscribers
I would love to hit 1,000 by the end of this year
Please consider subscribing and spreading the word laserwars.net
now is the winter of our diss content
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
now is the winter of our diss content
🚨 LASER JLTV BREAKS COVER
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🚨 LASER JLTV BREAKS COVER
The first 'X-Men' movie is 25 years old and still a banger
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The first 'X-Men' movie is 25 years old and still a banger
The first photo was taken in April 2011 dvidshub.net/image/399924...
The second photo was taken in May 2011 dvidshub.net/image/404942...
What happened in that one month?
The second photo was taken in May 2011 dvidshub.net/image/404942...
What happened in that one month?
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The first photo was taken in April 2011 dvidshub.net/image/399924...
The second photo was taken in May 2011 dvidshub.net/image/404942...
What happened in that one month?
The second photo was taken in May 2011 dvidshub.net/image/404942...
What happened in that one month?
You know what I don't miss about working in digital media?
Chartbeat
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December 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You know what I don't miss about working in digital media?
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