Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
Former journalist now working in strategic comms. Formerly @jaredbkeller on Twitter. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort.
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Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
· Oct 10
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Live footage of me trawling through DVIDS in search of art for upcoming editions of Laser Wars:
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Live footage of me trawling through DVIDS in search of art for upcoming editions of Laser Wars:
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February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Live footage of me trawling through DVIDS in search of art for upcoming editions of Laser Wars:
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Live footage of me trawling through DVIDS in search of art for upcoming editions of Laser Wars:
Please tell me that I don't have to start making vertical talking head videos ever. Please.
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Please tell me that I don't have to start making vertical talking head videos ever. Please.
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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The laser tank is so close and Jared will be the one to break it!
Just a reminder that a US Army vehicle sporting a laser turret was photographed training with soldiers assigned to the US-Mexico border in late July www.laserwars.net/p/us-army-la...
Laser Weapon Spotted Near US-Mexico Border
A US Army vehicle sporting a laser turret was photographed training with soldiers assigned to Joint Task Force Southern Border.
www.laserwars.net
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The laser tank is so close and Jared will be the one to break it!
Just a reminder that a US Army vehicle sporting a laser turret was photographed training with soldiers assigned to the US-Mexico border in late July www.laserwars.net/p/us-army-la...
Laser Weapon Spotted Near US-Mexico Border
A US Army vehicle sporting a laser turret was photographed training with soldiers assigned to Joint Task Force Southern Border.
www.laserwars.net
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Just a reminder that a US Army vehicle sporting a laser turret was photographed training with soldiers assigned to the US-Mexico border in late July www.laserwars.net/p/us-army-la...
I have TOO many thoughts about this story www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
The New Laser That Can Take Down Aircraft
Russian strikes have forced Ukraine to build high-tech air defense on the cheap.
www.theatlantic.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I have TOO many thoughts about this story www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
Every time I see "Clavicular" I read it like "pop-U-lar" from 'Wicked,' which I have not seen
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Every time I see "Clavicular" I read it like "pop-U-lar" from 'Wicked,' which I have not seen
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👀 A US Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft provides close air support to the Independence-variant littoral combat ship USS Santa Barbara during a training exercise in the Arabian Gulf on Feb. 2, 2026 www.dvidshub.net/image/951221...
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
👀 A US Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft provides close air support to the Independence-variant littoral combat ship USS Santa Barbara during a training exercise in the Arabian Gulf on Feb. 2, 2026 www.dvidshub.net/image/951221...
Some men get into grilling delicious meats as they age
Other get into World War II biographies
Me? I got into trawling DVIDS for glimpses of US military laser weapons and then using them to illustrate my incredible thoughts www.laserwars.net/p/navy-helio...
Other get into World War II biographies
Me? I got into trawling DVIDS for glimpses of US military laser weapons and then using them to illustrate my incredible thoughts www.laserwars.net/p/navy-helio...
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Some men get into grilling delicious meats as they age
Other get into World War II biographies
Me? I got into trawling DVIDS for glimpses of US military laser weapons and then using them to illustrate my incredible thoughts www.laserwars.net/p/navy-helio...
Other get into World War II biographies
Me? I got into trawling DVIDS for glimpses of US military laser weapons and then using them to illustrate my incredible thoughts www.laserwars.net/p/navy-helio...
This vision of the Internet's AI-driven future from @ianbetteridge.com remains undefeated www.ianbetteridge.com/the-informat...
The information grey goo
I’m broadly positive about the future of LLMs and AI, but no one should pretend there will not be difficulties or that the transition to using machines isn’t going to pose plenty of challenges.
...
www.ianbetteridge.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
This vision of the Internet's AI-driven future from @ianbetteridge.com remains undefeated www.ianbetteridge.com/the-informat...
👀 A US Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft provides close air support to the Independence-variant littoral combat ship USS Santa Barbara during a training exercise in the Arabian Gulf on Feb. 2, 2026 www.dvidshub.net/image/951221...
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
👀 A US Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft provides close air support to the Independence-variant littoral combat ship USS Santa Barbara during a training exercise in the Arabian Gulf on Feb. 2, 2026 www.dvidshub.net/image/951221...
Jeff D'Onofrio has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Jeff D'Onofrio has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Just a reminder that a defense contractor once designed a massive nuclear-powered spaceplane to enable the US Air Force to deliver nukes on targets anywhere in the world books.google.com/books?id=MxX...
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Just a reminder that a defense contractor once designed a massive nuclear-powered spaceplane to enable the US Air Force to deliver nukes on targets anywhere in the world books.google.com/books?id=MxX...
If every "mainstream" media outlet dies, then who will social media influencers have left to aggregate other than each other?
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If every "mainstream" media outlet dies, then who will social media influencers have left to aggregate other than each other?
Evergreen
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Evergreen
Just a reminder that this is the future of warfare
New footage of US Marines launching a swarm of armed FPV attack drones during a simulated kinetic strike exercise is a terrifying look at the future of warfare www.dvidshub.net/video/985956...
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Just a reminder that this is the future of warfare
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Facebook’s only good feature is Memories
February 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Facebook’s only good feature is Memories
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My late grandfather, a renowned historian of American bureaucracy (seriously, America's Three Regimes explains so much about our current political moment), had a favorite joke about his storied career in academia:
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My late grandfather, a renowned historian of American bureaucracy (seriously, America's Three Regimes explains so much about our current political moment), had a favorite joke about his storied career in academia:
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
My late grandfather, a renowned historian of American bureaucracy (seriously, America's Three Regimes explains so much about our current political moment), had a favorite joke about his storied career in academia:
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My late grandfather, a renowned historian of American bureaucracy (seriously, America's Three Regimes explains so much about our current political moment), had a favorite joke about his storied career in academia:
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
- BS - Bull Shit
- MS - More of the Same
- PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper
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The slow death of American middle class, in one @jeffstein.bsky.social tweet
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The slow death of American middle class, in one @jeffstein.bsky.social tweet
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Can't wait for Steam News to start thier national security division.
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Can't wait for Steam News to start thier national security division.
The slow death of American middle class, in one @jeffstein.bsky.social tweet
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The slow death of American middle class, in one @jeffstein.bsky.social tweet
There are too many terrible AI-written defense Substacks in the world. This is NOT one of them.
Get in kids, it’s hot take Thursday. My latest⬇️
There is No Such Thing as Grand Strategy
The Continued Influence of a Bad Genre
secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
There are too many terrible AI-written defense Substacks in the world. This is NOT one of them.