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Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
Formerly @jaredbkeller on Twitter. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort.

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November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Laser technical?

Laser technical.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era

A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."

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October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
NEW: The IVAS Delusion

The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?

Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Try to unsee this. You can't.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have a STACKED lineup of drafts publishing on Laser Wars soon

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October 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
LASER WARS merch just dropped!

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October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Paramount has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm rooting for Rivet but c'mon soldiersystems.net/2025/10/08/w...
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The fact that diamonds are being used to cool AI data centers and NOT for laser weapons like 'Congo' promised is one of the most significant bummers of my lifetime
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Haven't seen a good tank name in awhile, and 'Divine Intervention' is pretty good!

www.dvidshub.net/image/935009...
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The best part of running an independent newsletter is A) military public affairs and defense industry officials still field my questions and B) when I get terse non-answers in response, I can use footnotes to fill in the gaps 😂
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Because I'm not already busy enough, I'm starting an interview series for Laser Wars called 'In Focus'

First up: Applied Energetics CEO Chris Donaghey talks directed energy, drone warfare, and *weaponizing the lightning bolt*
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why are you launching a military journalism fund when you just liquidated your entire award-winning newsroom???
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
MAP: The Geography of Military Laser Weapons

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October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tired: Kash Patel challenge coins

Wired: Disney challenge coins
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
VALNET is still bragging about the incredible newsroom this team built after completely gutting it.

Fucking pathetic
October 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There’s a reason they called GWOT the ‘Forever Wars’ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/u...
October 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Tired: Drone kill marking

Wired: Cow kill marking
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just reposting this for no reason whatsoever
October 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM