Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
Formerly @jaredbkeller on Twitter. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort.
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· Oct 10
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Laser technical?
Laser technical.
Laser technical.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Laser technical?
Laser technical.
Laser technical.
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I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
*taps the sign* bsky.app/profile/jare...
"Drug trafficking is bad. It is a crime. But it is only very rarely a capital offense. This is not drug enforcement. This is murder." ICYMI:
Trump’s Targeting of ‘Narcoterrorists’ Is a Crime in Itself
Shoot first, ask questions when?
www.thebulwark.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Left full-time media for comms just over six months ago and can't say I miss it terribly
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Left full-time media for comms just over six months ago and can't say I miss it terribly
Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is alive
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is alive
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
post-halloween costume photo dumps in r/xmen are giving me life
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
post-halloween costume photo dumps in r/xmen are giving me life
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
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LASER WARS merch just dropped!
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October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
LASER WARS merch just dropped!
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NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
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A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
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October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
Read more and SUBSCRIBE! www.laserwars.net/p/strategic-...
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
Read more and SUBSCRIBE! www.laserwars.net/p/strategic-...
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
Nothing warms my heart more than the look of pride on my dog's face when she shits inside
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nothing warms my heart more than the look of pride on my dog's face when she shits inside
This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
Not even 9am PT and I've already asserted via email that I'm nigh invulnerable when blastin' cc @nslayton.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not even 9am PT and I've already asserted via email that I'm nigh invulnerable when blastin' cc @nslayton.bsky.social
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The New England Journal of Medicine (@nejm.org) today published a peer-reviewed original paper with the results of a landmark clinical trial of our PRIMA brain-computer interface (BCI) retinal implant.
science.xyz/news/new-eng...
science.xyz/news/new-eng...
The New England Journal of Medicine Reports Science Corp.’s PRIMA BCI Implant Restores Functional Central Vision to Patients with Geographic Atrophy Caused By Age-Related Macular Degeneration | Scienc...
Science Corporation is a clinical-stage medical technology company.
science.xyz
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The New England Journal of Medicine (@nejm.org) today published a peer-reviewed original paper with the results of a landmark clinical trial of our PRIMA brain-computer interface (BCI) retinal implant.
science.xyz/news/new-eng...
science.xyz/news/new-eng...
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NEW: The IVAS Delusion
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: The IVAS Delusion
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
NEW: The IVAS Delusion
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: The IVAS Delusion
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
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I've said it once and I'll say it again: the way the Pentagon repurposes airstrike footage as anti-terror propaganda is disgusting psmag.com/social-justi...
September 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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"What did you do during the Second Civil War, daddy?"
"Vertical video, mostly"
"Vertical video, mostly"
October 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"What did you do during the Second Civil War, daddy?"
"Vertical video, mostly"
"Vertical video, mostly"
Try to unsee this. You can't.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Try to unsee this. You can't.
Please, for the love of God, tell me that I don't have to make a Laser Wars account on X
October 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Please, for the love of God, tell me that I don't have to make a Laser Wars account on X
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm featured in this @99pi.org @wbur.org podcast on the rise of joysticks talking about this @wired.com story I wrote last year www.wired.com/story/fmcu-u...
Give it a listen! www.wbur.org/endlessthrea...
Give it a listen! www.wbur.org/endlessthrea...
Hidden Levels Ep. 2: Stick It to 'Em
In episode 2 of Hidden Levels, find out how the humble-yet-genius joystick jumped from aviation to video games. And now, in its optimized form — the modern, dual-thumbstick controller — the interface ...
www.wbur.org
October 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm featured in this @99pi.org @wbur.org podcast on the rise of joysticks talking about this @wired.com story I wrote last year www.wired.com/story/fmcu-u...
Give it a listen! www.wbur.org/endlessthrea...
Give it a listen! www.wbur.org/endlessthrea...
LASER WARS merch just dropped!
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October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
LASER WARS merch just dropped!
Get yours now thanks to our friends at @callforfire.bsky.social shopcallforfire.com/collections/...
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