Kizzer
@kizzercrate.bsky.social
Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time.
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Pregaming for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pregaming for Thanksgiving.
These are the biggest breasts I've ever seen in my life.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
These are the biggest breasts I've ever seen in my life.
"I want Mexican. What new spot haven't l tried?"
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I want Mexican. What new spot haven't l tried?"
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
I have seen what hell looks like.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I have seen what hell looks like.
Garage Gear is lit.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Garage Gear is lit.
Weekly PT update:
The right side of my body is moving like it should. Progress!
The left side of my body feels like somebody installed a wooden plank in my back that reaches from my shoulder to my ankle.
Someone please get me that steamroller for Christmas so it can roll over my back 864 times.
The right side of my body is moving like it should. Progress!
The left side of my body feels like somebody installed a wooden plank in my back that reaches from my shoulder to my ankle.
Someone please get me that steamroller for Christmas so it can roll over my back 864 times.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Weekly PT update:
The right side of my body is moving like it should. Progress!
The left side of my body feels like somebody installed a wooden plank in my back that reaches from my shoulder to my ankle.
Someone please get me that steamroller for Christmas so it can roll over my back 864 times.
The right side of my body is moving like it should. Progress!
The left side of my body feels like somebody installed a wooden plank in my back that reaches from my shoulder to my ankle.
Someone please get me that steamroller for Christmas so it can roll over my back 864 times.
The answer is no, by the way.
It's because cookies at Meijer only come in batches of 20.
It's because cookies at Meijer only come in batches of 20.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The answer is no, by the way.
It's because cookies at Meijer only come in batches of 20.
It's because cookies at Meijer only come in batches of 20.
Desperately trying to reestablish a sense of routine, but I think I've got a start now.
Started a new job six weeks ago, and I'm thankful this is the first day I'm not suffering from information overload so I have enough energy to focus on rebuilding myself physically.
Bulgarian split squats tho 😭
Started a new job six weeks ago, and I'm thankful this is the first day I'm not suffering from information overload so I have enough energy to focus on rebuilding myself physically.
Bulgarian split squats tho 😭
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Desperately trying to reestablish a sense of routine, but I think I've got a start now.
Started a new job six weeks ago, and I'm thankful this is the first day I'm not suffering from information overload so I have enough energy to focus on rebuilding myself physically.
Bulgarian split squats tho 😭
Started a new job six weeks ago, and I'm thankful this is the first day I'm not suffering from information overload so I have enough energy to focus on rebuilding myself physically.
Bulgarian split squats tho 😭
Oh that's diabolical. Why would you put it in this order??
"How big is that Coke, boy?"
"Extra small, leave me alone"
"How big is that Coke, boy?"
"Extra small, leave me alone"
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh that's diabolical. Why would you put it in this order??
"How big is that Coke, boy?"
"Extra small, leave me alone"
"How big is that Coke, boy?"
"Extra small, leave me alone"
I'm not gonna actually do it this time because it's a sensitive topic, but Just Know:
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm not gonna actually do it this time because it's a sensitive topic, but Just Know:
that's it, we gotta box the next time I see you
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
that's it, we gotta box the next time I see you
It's nice that we're getting back small pieces of our childhood before the inevitable collapse of humanity. 😊
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's nice that we're getting back small pieces of our childhood before the inevitable collapse of humanity. 😊
I forgot I'm an adult and I can just do things when I feel the urge. Bought a bag of regular Dunkin coffee last night to start experimenting on my preferred coffee/water ratio. So far, so good.
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I forgot I'm an adult and I can just do things when I feel the urge. Bought a bag of regular Dunkin coffee last night to start experimenting on my preferred coffee/water ratio. So far, so good.
you on the wrong game for that one, big dawg
but I get it
but I get it
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
you on the wrong game for that one, big dawg
but I get it
but I get it
👏🏿 MY TIME 👏🏿
👏🏿 MY TIME 👏🏿
👏🏿 MY TIME 👏🏿
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
👏🏿 MY TIME 👏🏿
👏🏿 MY TIME 👏🏿
👏🏿 MY TIME 👏🏿
Déjà vu (n).
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Déjà vu (n).
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
1) the sensation that you are doing something you have done before
alternatively, the story of this year's booking:
October 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
alternatively, the story of this year's booking:
Undefeated venue hotel chamion reigns for another year
We had to fight through a work meeting that went 20 minutes too long, but my execution is godlike.
Time to get a burger to celebrate my victory.
We had to fight through a work meeting that went 20 minutes too long, but my execution is godlike.
Time to get a burger to celebrate my victory.
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Undefeated venue hotel chamion reigns for another year
We had to fight through a work meeting that went 20 minutes too long, but my execution is godlike.
Time to get a burger to celebrate my victory.
We had to fight through a work meeting that went 20 minutes too long, but my execution is godlike.
Time to get a burger to celebrate my victory.
