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Started to casually look for flats in Berlin, gave up a few minutes later. Wtfuck happened to this city? I think I need to depend on serendipity, luck and connections for this one. Anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone recommend me pls.
"What're they checking for?"
"Drunk driving"
"So all that crowd of people is caught driving drunk?"
"Yes"
"What happened next?"
"If you want to go on the spot with your vehicle then it's a 10000 rupee bribe, they even give a QR code for digital payments"
"India has really developed"
"Yes"
"Drunk driving"
"So all that crowd of people is caught driving drunk?"
"Yes"
"What happened next?"
"If you want to go on the spot with your vehicle then it's a 10000 rupee bribe, they even give a QR code for digital payments"
"India has really developed"
"Yes"
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
"What're they checking for?"
"Drunk driving"
"So all that crowd of people is caught driving drunk?"
"Yes"
"What happened next?"
"If you want to go on the spot with your vehicle then it's a 10000 rupee bribe, they even give a QR code for digital payments"
"India has really developed"
"Yes"
"Drunk driving"
"So all that crowd of people is caught driving drunk?"
"Yes"
"What happened next?"
"If you want to go on the spot with your vehicle then it's a 10000 rupee bribe, they even give a QR code for digital payments"
"India has really developed"
"Yes"
Story across India, it's crazy how car dependent this country is becoming.
Hyderabad is a great example of a city that owes its growth to the large bus network it had up until the mid-2000s. And then the whole "eww why would you take a bus? We have money, we will take the car" attitudes became common.
I hate driving in Hyderabad far more than I hate driving anywhere else!
I hate driving in Hyderabad far more than I hate driving anywhere else!
Walkable streets reduce emissions, strengthen public transport and improve public health. They return dignity to how most Indians actually move around.
scroll.in/article/1089...
Rajesh Advani writes walkability alone is not the solution but without it, no pollution-control strategy will succeed.
scroll.in/article/1089...
Rajesh Advani writes walkability alone is not the solution but without it, no pollution-control strategy will succeed.
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Story across India, it's crazy how car dependent this country is becoming.
Watched the biggest Indian hit of 2025, Dhurandhar. Great action choreography and performances and terrible politics, almost bordering historical rewriting. Bollywood propaganda has come a long way.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Watched the biggest Indian hit of 2025, Dhurandhar. Great action choreography and performances and terrible politics, almost bordering historical rewriting. Bollywood propaganda has come a long way.
This made me emotional. the brotherhood is real.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This made me emotional. the brotherhood is real.
"The mosquito problem has really been terrible this year. The Greater Visakhapatnam Municipal Corp. (GVMC) is fogging on that side of the street and the mosquitoes are coming to this side and vice versa"
"So it has become Greater Visakhapatnam Mosquito Corporation"
"We should fog you"
"So it has become Greater Visakhapatnam Mosquito Corporation"
"We should fog you"
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"The mosquito problem has really been terrible this year. The Greater Visakhapatnam Municipal Corp. (GVMC) is fogging on that side of the street and the mosquitoes are coming to this side and vice versa"
"So it has become Greater Visakhapatnam Mosquito Corporation"
"We should fog you"
"So it has become Greater Visakhapatnam Mosquito Corporation"
"We should fog you"
The sound of India during the day is construction banging and vehicular honking. The sound of India during the night are mosquito hymns and street dog choirs.
January 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The sound of India during the day is construction banging and vehicular honking. The sound of India during the night are mosquito hymns and street dog choirs.
A non-Indian friend upon learning about the influence of cinema on politics asked me if all actors became politicians. My reply was that some actors are politicians but all politicians are actors. I think this pretty much sums it up.
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
A non-Indian friend upon learning about the influence of cinema on politics asked me if all actors became politicians. My reply was that some actors are politicians but all politicians are actors. I think this pretty much sums it up.
Andhra Pradesh is always on the cutting edge of curry technology. Ate a pasta curry yesterday that confounded me just as much as my Italian friends. For the equally confused, imagine a potato curry and now replace potato with pasta. Naturally ate it with rice.
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Andhra Pradesh is always on the cutting edge of curry technology. Ate a pasta curry yesterday that confounded me just as much as my Italian friends. For the equally confused, imagine a potato curry and now replace potato with pasta. Naturally ate it with rice.
Rebrand USA to USO, United States of Oil.
The US has rebooted 2003 again but with dumber, louder lead roles and new location
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Rebrand USA to USO, United States of Oil.
I thought the new year would be taking me into the future and I feel like I'm re-living 2003 again. Drugs are the Weapons of Mass Destruction of today.
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I thought the new year would be taking me into the future and I feel like I'm re-living 2003 again. Drugs are the Weapons of Mass Destruction of today.
Bombay weather report: Peak winter lows the same as the hottest Berlin highs. Damp, humid and a thirst and thousand ice creams can't quench.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Bombay weather report: Peak winter lows the same as the hottest Berlin highs. Damp, humid and a thirst and thousand ice creams can't quench.
Day 1 in Bombay: I can imagine living here for the rest of my life
Day 2: I can imagine living here for a few months
Day 3: I need to gtfo on the next available transportation and never look back.
Positives: No Delhi Belly yet though the wrath gods of the intestines are promising to show up.
Day 2: I can imagine living here for a few months
Day 3: I need to gtfo on the next available transportation and never look back.
Positives: No Delhi Belly yet though the wrath gods of the intestines are promising to show up.
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Day 1 in Bombay: I can imagine living here for the rest of my life
Day 2: I can imagine living here for a few months
Day 3: I need to gtfo on the next available transportation and never look back.
Positives: No Delhi Belly yet though the wrath gods of the intestines are promising to show up.
Day 2: I can imagine living here for a few months
Day 3: I need to gtfo on the next available transportation and never look back.
Positives: No Delhi Belly yet though the wrath gods of the intestines are promising to show up.
The absolute contempt for pedestrians in Mumbai is mind boggling. The one way the city changed post-pandemic is the anti-pededtrian architecture at every single monument, crossing and street while the traffic seems gnarlier than ever.
Wanted to do something touristy in Bombay. Saw the crowds, noped out and seeking shelter in a cafe, paying for it with half my kidney.
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The absolute contempt for pedestrians in Mumbai is mind boggling. The one way the city changed post-pandemic is the anti-pededtrian architecture at every single monument, crossing and street while the traffic seems gnarlier than ever.
Wanted to do something touristy in Bombay. Saw the crowds, noped out and seeking shelter in a cafe, paying for it with half my kidney.
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Wanted to do something touristy in Bombay. Saw the crowds, noped out and seeking shelter in a cafe, paying for it with half my kidney.
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Letterboxd reviews of Indian movies is basically just trying to ragebait Indians who use that app. Basically racism hidden in big words. I sincerely wish that the app gets "infested" by Indians in droves. They were already throwing up when 2 or 3 Indian movies made it to top 250,we need to show
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Letterboxd reviews of Indian movies is basically just trying to ragebait Indians who use that app. Basically racism hidden in big words. I sincerely wish that the app gets "infested" by Indians in droves. They were already throwing up when 2 or 3 Indian movies made it to top 250,we need to show
Berlin weather report: Tshirt and iced coffee, sweaty feet and stinky socks. Shower twice a day and air-conditioner on full blast. Body in Bombay but brain is still in Berlin.
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Berlin weather report: Tshirt and iced coffee, sweaty feet and stinky socks. Shower twice a day and air-conditioner on full blast. Body in Bombay but brain is still in Berlin.
Looks like this and smells like regurgitated sourdough while crotches hug gently on rush hour S-Bahn run.
Campaign to bring back the S Bahn interiors of the 1920s!
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Looks like this and smells like regurgitated sourdough while crotches hug gently on rush hour S-Bahn run.
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The censored 60 Minutes' segment, Inside CECOT, is now available.
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The original video was recorded by @jasonparis.bsky.social, and cleaned up by @emma.best
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The censored 60 Minutes' segment, Inside CECOT, is now available.
Download from @ddosecrets.com: data.ddosecrets.com/Inside%20CEC...
Download/stream from @archive.org: archive.org/details/insi...
The original video was recorded by @jasonparis.bsky.social, and cleaned up by @emma.best
Download from @ddosecrets.com: data.ddosecrets.com/Inside%20CEC...
Download/stream from @archive.org: archive.org/details/insi...
The original video was recorded by @jasonparis.bsky.social, and cleaned up by @emma.best
Dunkin' Doholes. The friend of every cop in town.
Want to open a shop that only sells doughnut holes. Vegan and sugar free.
Doughnuts are such a scam. You pay a kidney for a piece of sweet dough which comes with negative space. Why am I buying a hole? I demand all that hole sized doughballs be given with doughnuts going forward. No more empty promises.
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dunkin' Doholes. The friend of every cop in town.
Want to open a shop that only sells doughnut holes. Vegan and sugar free.
Doughnuts are such a scam. You pay a kidney for a piece of sweet dough which comes with negative space. Why am I buying a hole? I demand all that hole sized doughballs be given with doughnuts going forward. No more empty promises.
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Want to open a shop that only sells doughnut holes. Vegan and sugar free.
Doughnuts are such a scam. You pay a kidney for a piece of sweet dough which comes with negative space. Why am I buying a hole? I demand all that hole sized doughballs be given with doughnuts going forward. No more empty promises.
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Doughnuts are such a scam. You pay a kidney for a piece of sweet dough which comes with negative space. Why am I buying a hole? I demand all that hole sized doughballs be given with doughnuts going forward. No more empty promises.
I often watch movies I intensely disliked or I knew didn't get through my attention rewatches across time and I often find new gems in the process. Dislike is temporary. Today's favorite, "The Death of Stalin"
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I often watch movies I intensely disliked or I knew didn't get through my attention rewatches across time and I often find new gems in the process. Dislike is temporary. Today's favorite, "The Death of Stalin"
2026 goal is to be a Linkedin Bro. Lot of untapped potential there.
Still don't know how LinkedIn bros (and sisters) wake up in the morning and bullshit about their morning brain farts with emojis and shamelessness.
Berlin weather report: Woke up to a huge zero on my weather app. Thought it was my own reflection on the screen, my dad's prophecy of me ending up as a zero comes true everyday in the Berlin winter.
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
2026 goal is to be a Linkedin Bro. Lot of untapped potential there.
Still don't know how LinkedIn bros (and sisters) wake up in the morning and bullshit about their morning brain farts with emojis and shamelessness.
Berlin weather report: Woke up to a huge zero on my weather app. Thought it was my own reflection on the screen, my dad's prophecy of me ending up as a zero comes true everyday in the Berlin winter.
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Still don't know how LinkedIn bros (and sisters) wake up in the morning and bullshit about their morning brain farts with emojis and shamelessness.
Berlin weather report: Woke up to a huge zero on my weather app. Thought it was my own reflection on the screen, my dad's prophecy of me ending up as a zero comes true everyday in the Berlin winter.
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Berlin weather report: Woke up to a huge zero on my weather app. Thought it was my own reflection on the screen, my dad's prophecy of me ending up as a zero comes true everyday in the Berlin winter.