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· Mar 1
Started to casually look for flats in Berlin, gave up a few minutes later. Wtfuck happened to this city? I think I need to depend on serendipity, luck and connections for this one. Anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone recommend me pls.
Berlin weather report: Sun is sunning today, time to use my early supply of sunscreen in two hours.
August 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Berlin weather report: Sun is sunning today, time to use my early supply of sunscreen in two hours.
Applying for Berlin flats 3 months in:
Apply for flat with two accounts one with my Indian name and the other with Michael Scott, and the Indian one gets a prompt rejection while Michael Scott always gets an invite. I make sure that Michael Scott appears more sketchy but guy keeps pushing through.
Apply for flat with two accounts one with my Indian name and the other with Michael Scott, and the Indian one gets a prompt rejection while Michael Scott always gets an invite. I make sure that Michael Scott appears more sketchy but guy keeps pushing through.
michael scott from the office says `` all i can do right now is put on a brave face '' .
ALT: michael scott from the office says `` all i can do right now is put on a brave face '' .
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Applying for Berlin flats 3 months in:
Apply for flat with two accounts one with my Indian name and the other with Michael Scott, and the Indian one gets a prompt rejection while Michael Scott always gets an invite. I make sure that Michael Scott appears more sketchy but guy keeps pushing through.
Apply for flat with two accounts one with my Indian name and the other with Michael Scott, and the Indian one gets a prompt rejection while Michael Scott always gets an invite. I make sure that Michael Scott appears more sketchy but guy keeps pushing through.
Reposted by kinocow
🧵Little story- one of those which, if I hadn't seen it myself, but you told me about it, I wouldn't have believed you.
I’m in my local shop & one of the street's loud young characters comes in - proper Bemmie, always seems to have a can & be up to something. You can imagine...
I’m in my local shop & one of the street's loud young characters comes in - proper Bemmie, always seems to have a can & be up to something. You can imagine...
July 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
🧵Little story- one of those which, if I hadn't seen it myself, but you told me about it, I wouldn't have believed you.
I’m in my local shop & one of the street's loud young characters comes in - proper Bemmie, always seems to have a can & be up to something. You can imagine...
I’m in my local shop & one of the street's loud young characters comes in - proper Bemmie, always seems to have a can & be up to something. You can imagine...
Rarely watch a movie these days that I find worthy of talking about. Support the Girls is one of them. Left me with more kindness and empathy towards the end of it and it's blessed with flawless performances and great writing. Grab a big ass beer and enjoy.
July 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Rarely watch a movie these days that I find worthy of talking about. Support the Girls is one of them. Left me with more kindness and empathy towards the end of it and it's blessed with flawless performances and great writing. Grab a big ass beer and enjoy.
Shrinkflation:
Used to be able to eat 9 pieces of fried chicken without breaking a sweat but now I'm done at 6.5 pieces and a bucketful of sweat. Future me will just get full for a week by imagining a chicken.
Used to be able to eat 9 pieces of fried chicken without breaking a sweat but now I'm done at 6.5 pieces and a bucketful of sweat. Future me will just get full for a week by imagining a chicken.
a chicken is hanging upside down from a pole in a house .
ALT: a chicken is hanging upside down from a pole in a house .
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Shrinkflation:
Used to be able to eat 9 pieces of fried chicken without breaking a sweat but now I'm done at 6.5 pieces and a bucketful of sweat. Future me will just get full for a week by imagining a chicken.
Used to be able to eat 9 pieces of fried chicken without breaking a sweat but now I'm done at 6.5 pieces and a bucketful of sweat. Future me will just get full for a week by imagining a chicken.
My ice cream policy is to only eat one when I did something that really deserves it. So far this year I've had one ice cream.
July 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My ice cream policy is to only eat one when I did something that really deserves it. So far this year I've had one ice cream.
On a work team call a colleague asked another German colleague why he was low today. I jumped in without thinking too much, "Herr Wurst might come late, but when he comes he comes hard" and there was a loooong minute of silence until I realized what I did.
July 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
On a work team call a colleague asked another German colleague why he was low today. I jumped in without thinking too much, "Herr Wurst might come late, but when he comes he comes hard" and there was a loooong minute of silence until I realized what I did.
"Can you wait for 30 minutes? Is that fine for you?"
"I waited for 9 months to come onto this planet, so I'm fine with 30 minutes"
"I waited for 9 months to come onto this planet, so I'm fine with 30 minutes"
July 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Can you wait for 30 minutes? Is that fine for you?"
"I waited for 9 months to come onto this planet, so I'm fine with 30 minutes"
"I waited for 9 months to come onto this planet, so I'm fine with 30 minutes"
In a swimming class:
"Where should my legs be? Should there be under the water or above the water"
"Kinocow, if your legs are above the water it's called flying and when they're inside the water it's called swimming. Here to swim aren't you?"
(drowning)
"Jdfjakks"
"Where should my legs be? Should there be under the water or above the water"
"Kinocow, if your legs are above the water it's called flying and when they're inside the water it's called swimming. Here to swim aren't you?"
(drowning)
"Jdfjakks"
July 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
In a swimming class:
"Where should my legs be? Should there be under the water or above the water"
"Kinocow, if your legs are above the water it's called flying and when they're inside the water it's called swimming. Here to swim aren't you?"
(drowning)
"Jdfjakks"
"Where should my legs be? Should there be under the water or above the water"
"Kinocow, if your legs are above the water it's called flying and when they're inside the water it's called swimming. Here to swim aren't you?"
(drowning)
"Jdfjakks"
Berlin weather report: So hot that my eyes are melting.
July 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Berlin weather report: So hot that my eyes are melting.
Can empathize with people who find the Berlin flat hunting experience harrowing. As a brown cow i had 0.5% conversion rate to view a flat (out of 200 flats) and with a German sounding name, Michael Scott, I got 4 viewings out of 10 applications but no conversions.
July 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Can empathize with people who find the Berlin flat hunting experience harrowing. As a brown cow i had 0.5% conversion rate to view a flat (out of 200 flats) and with a German sounding name, Michael Scott, I got 4 viewings out of 10 applications but no conversions.
Smells like sweaty armpits tastes like an electric shock.
"India" flavoured cream cheese, eh? Paging @kinocow.com
July 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Smells like sweaty armpits tastes like an electric shock.
Hattingen calling.
Restaurant Einhorn; Horst 3, 45525 Hattingen, Germany https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=51.39899399999999%2C7.1846539&query_place_id=ChIJG1UgmD3fuEcRaL_AQrdF5U0
June 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hattingen calling.
Berlin weather report: Sad that at work off-site in Mallorca.
I am not at all sad to be at a work offsite in Mallorca right now.
June 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Berlin weather report: Sad that at work off-site in Mallorca.
Berlin weather report: This year summer decided to take a Deutsche Bahn train.
June 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Berlin weather report: This year summer decided to take a Deutsche Bahn train.
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This is very much like the audience for Playboy magazine in the late 1960s, and for intriguingly resonant reasons.
been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys
How do famous right-wing influencers actually poll with young men in 2025?
Rogan: 27% favorable, 35% unfavorable, 45% don't know/never heard of
Theo Von: 21% fav, 16% unfav, 55% dk
Andrew Tate: 12% fav, 47% unfav, 36% dk
Source: iop.harvard.edu/youth-poll/5...
Rogan: 27% favorable, 35% unfavorable, 45% don't know/never heard of
Theo Von: 21% fav, 16% unfav, 55% dk
Andrew Tate: 12% fav, 47% unfav, 36% dk
Source: iop.harvard.edu/youth-poll/5...
May 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is very much like the audience for Playboy magazine in the late 1960s, and for intriguingly resonant reasons.
"What's your insta?"
"Don't have one"
"How can that be?"
"It's not mandatory right"
"Still, how do you know what's happening?"
"There's a thousand other ways"
"Still.. how do I send my vacation pictures?"
"Email?"
"You're a boomer"
"Don't have one"
"How can that be?"
"It's not mandatory right"
"Still, how do you know what's happening?"
"There's a thousand other ways"
"Still.. how do I send my vacation pictures?"
"Email?"
"You're a boomer"
May 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"What's your insta?"
"Don't have one"
"How can that be?"
"It's not mandatory right"
"Still, how do you know what's happening?"
"There's a thousand other ways"
"Still.. how do I send my vacation pictures?"
"Email?"
"You're a boomer"
"Don't have one"
"How can that be?"
"It's not mandatory right"
"Still, how do you know what's happening?"
"There's a thousand other ways"
"Still.. how do I send my vacation pictures?"
"Email?"
"You're a boomer"
Same article: "The graffiti on the signs appeared in the past few days, and has itself been vandalised, with the letter ‘r’ painted over on the sign on the north side of the road, so that it now reads ‘No poo people allowed’, instead.". The journalist writing this had a good week.
The new signs for one of the bus gates of the East Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood have been vandalised before it's even gone live
Read more here:
www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
Read more here:
www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
New bus gate signs already vandalised ahead of launch
'No poor people allowed'
www.bristolpost.co.uk
May 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Same article: "The graffiti on the signs appeared in the past few days, and has itself been vandalised, with the letter ‘r’ painted over on the sign on the north side of the road, so that it now reads ‘No poo people allowed’, instead.". The journalist writing this had a good week.
From a far distance people doing animated talks on their airpods look like their summoning a medieval demon.
May 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
From a far distance people doing animated talks on their airpods look like their summoning a medieval demon.
Berlin weather report: Coming from the roasting tropics, feels like Switzerland.
May 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Berlin weather report: Coming from the roasting tropics, feels like Switzerland.
Me when buying new underwear.
May 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me when buying new underwear.
Going from Delhi to Berlin is like jumping from a power cut to an industrial freezer.
🇬🇧London:23:00 / 11.4℃☁️
🇫🇷Paris:0:00 / 12.9℃🌙
🇩🇪Berlin:0:00 / 10.7℃🌥️
🇷🇺Moscow:1:00 / 14.8℃🌥️
🇦🇪Dubai:2:00 / 28.3℃🌙
🇮🇳Delhi:3:30 / 35.9℃🌥️
🇨🇳Shanghai:6:00 / 23.2℃🌥️
🇯🇵Tokyo:7:00 / 19.1℃🌧️
🇦🇺Sydney:8:00 / 13.9℃⛅
🇺🇸Honolulu:12:00 / 27℃🌧️
🇺🇸LA:15:00 / 20.7℃☁️
🇺🇸NY:18:00 / 20℃🌥️
🇧🇷Rio:19:00 / 23.8℃🌙
🇫🇷Paris:0:00 / 12.9℃🌙
🇩🇪Berlin:0:00 / 10.7℃🌥️
🇷🇺Moscow:1:00 / 14.8℃🌥️
🇦🇪Dubai:2:00 / 28.3℃🌙
🇮🇳Delhi:3:30 / 35.9℃🌥️
🇨🇳Shanghai:6:00 / 23.2℃🌥️
🇯🇵Tokyo:7:00 / 19.1℃🌧️
🇦🇺Sydney:8:00 / 13.9℃⛅
🇺🇸Honolulu:12:00 / 27℃🌧️
🇺🇸LA:15:00 / 20.7℃☁️
🇺🇸NY:18:00 / 20℃🌥️
🇧🇷Rio:19:00 / 23.8℃🌙
May 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Going from Delhi to Berlin is like jumping from a power cut to an industrial freezer.
Indian uncles after a certain age lose all will to life. Looking at the city from above on a first plane ride? Don't care. 100 rupee note on the floor? Too lazy to bend. Hoping to get to this level of uncleness at some point in the future.
May 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Indian uncles after a certain age lose all will to life. Looking at the city from above on a first plane ride? Don't care. 100 rupee note on the floor? Too lazy to bend. Hoping to get to this level of uncleness at some point in the future.
All the foreign yoga tourists in India get their soul filled with spirituality only for it to be stripped by Indian airport security.
May 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
All the foreign yoga tourists in India get their soul filled with spirituality only for it to be stripped by Indian airport security.