qtpiebraixen victim
@kingpsych.bsky.social
king psych, government-certified Moron, inventor of eighteen OCs whom i loathe
he/him
he/him
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh that’s why she lost
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island
Trump: [Trevor Noah] said I spent time on Jeffrey’s— Jeffrey Epstein's island. I didn't. He's a lightweight, this guy, I think he's terrible.
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island
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guess who sent mama and papa spiraling for 15+ minutes by disappearing completely this morning :)
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 PM
guess who sent mama and papa spiraling for 15+ minutes by disappearing completely this morning :)
qtpiebraixen true and false
“voted for john mccain in 2008” True
“holds world record for slowest donkey kong country glitchless run” False, title is held by XylophoneXerneas
“killed, fried, and ate slender man” Commonly contested but actually true
“voted for john mccain in 2008” True
“holds world record for slowest donkey kong country glitchless run” False, title is held by XylophoneXerneas
“killed, fried, and ate slender man” Commonly contested but actually true
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 AM
qtpiebraixen true and false
“voted for john mccain in 2008” True
“holds world record for slowest donkey kong country glitchless run” False, title is held by XylophoneXerneas
“killed, fried, and ate slender man” Commonly contested but actually true
“voted for john mccain in 2008” True
“holds world record for slowest donkey kong country glitchless run” False, title is held by XylophoneXerneas
“killed, fried, and ate slender man” Commonly contested but actually true
qtpiebraixen has declared war on all “masturbators”. my followers may need to watch out
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
qtpiebraixen has declared war on all “masturbators”. my followers may need to watch out
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I've been thinking about this a lot, for months: Gaza was a breaking point between verifiable reality and liberal governance. "AI" sparks fears ppl will believe things that aren't true, but Gaza SHOWED things that WERE true—& western governments, universities & news outlets pretened they were not.
What did we think Trump was going to do, if Europe showed him we would fully collaborate on the total destruction of the Gaza Strip and ferociously repeat even the most absurd lies about it to our citizens? Did we think he would decide: best to not push the law breaking and war crimes, be sensible.
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I've been thinking about this a lot, for months: Gaza was a breaking point between verifiable reality and liberal governance. "AI" sparks fears ppl will believe things that aren't true, but Gaza SHOWED things that WERE true—& western governments, universities & news outlets pretened they were not.
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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i looked up Yaddle and i found out that Yaddle took a sabbatical on Kronk.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
i looked up Yaddle and i found out that Yaddle took a sabbatical on Kronk.
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
waiter, these pumpkins are simply smashing!
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
waiter, these pumpkins are simply smashing!
making a new character # Back On my Bull shit
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
making a new character # Back On my Bull shit
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Practical jokes of the Paleolithic
December 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Practical jokes of the Paleolithic
19,710… you fucked up big time James
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
19,710… you fucked up big time James
bug bite drake: you used to call me on my swell phone
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
bug bite drake: you used to call me on my swell phone
wake up dead man is delightful. mogs glass onion and may be better than the original, and thick with a sense of religiosity that real religious films couldn’t hope to match
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
wake up dead man is delightful. mogs glass onion and may be better than the original, and thick with a sense of religiosity that real religious films couldn’t hope to match
us golurk-heads are BACK ON TOP!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
us golurk-heads are BACK ON TOP!!!!
jacinthe is the funniest character ever made
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
jacinthe is the funniest character ever made
the oc number has increased from 16 to 18.......
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
the oc number has increased from 16 to 18.......