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December 12, 2024 at 9:37 AM
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For the next four years…
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Dear Aliens,

The best time to invade is anytime between now and the inauguration.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

P.S. Please help, Earth is ghetto
December 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Accurate
December 12, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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Jay-Z finally reached 100 problems it seems?
December 11, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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"Fuckkk i missed you" while sliding in >>>>>
December 12, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Here’s the new lawsuit against Diddy that also names Jay Z as a defendant. It accuses them of raping a 13-year-old girl in 2000.

PDF: www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
Diddy lawsuit naming Jay Z
www.documentcloud.org
December 9, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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THIS is my Sentiment
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Did yall know (and by yall I mean the CEO unaliver) that if the president elect was sent to the upper room before their inauguration, we would have to hold a special election? The VP elect would not automatically become the president.
December 9, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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That's right, and on November 5, 2024, a plurality of American voters, knowing exactly what they were doing, freely voted FOR having Trump destroy the United States.

Don't like this?

You shouldn't have voted for Trump.
December 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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“Don’t let no white man joke about buck breaking no Black men, that’s law”
Or whatever Kendrick said
December 8, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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My former Florida cat sees snow for the first time today. We are both happy to be free of Desantis.
December 8, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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If yall wanna know how I feel about the death of that healthcare CEO, there is a movie you can watch.

It’s Saw 6. Where John Kramer entraps insurance executives who wrongfully deny claims to people they know had legit claims. 🌚
December 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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I've been to 20 of these cities.

How many have you been to? 👀 #bluesky
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.
December 7, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Over on twitter the Drake fans are calling Kendrick Lamar “slave music”

In my humble opinion, Drake and his fans deserve to

oh, my lawyer tells me not to finish that sentence
December 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Oooweeeee lmao he cookin
drunk horny is a different type of horny lol
December 7, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Kendrick Lamar said: “Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.”

Nobody:
Andrew Schulz: “let me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamar”
December 7, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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Russia spent at least $50 million to manipulate the Romanian election and a court overturned the vote. Meanwhile, Elon Musk spent at least $250 million to manipulate the US election, not including the purchase of Twitter (X) or the other avenues of manipulation used by Russia.
December 6, 2024 at 10:20 PM