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Timid small Trans-masc-ochist specializing in paper cut illustration, comics, puppets and print making in the city of Milwaukee WI. Commissions are CLOSED. Ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/addoknowman
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Surprise that #comic and/or #spider-man nerd that's hard to shop for this holiday season with this #zine me and some friends made about Doctor Octopus and Aunt May and their weird relationship. It's easily one of my favorite things I've ever made. Yippee for Bluesky reposts! ko-fi.com/s/b6d5c8984f
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Meet the Mystical Menagerie of 'Strange Tails Infinity Comic'
- From Hellcow and Venomouse to Bats and Lockheed, discover the origins and adventures of the animals who seek Scarlet Witch's help in 'Strange Tails Infinity Comic.'
- From Hellcow and Venomouse to Bats and Lockheed, discover the origins and adventures of the animals who seek Scarlet Witch's help in 'Strange Tails Infinity Comic.'
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Meet the Mystical Menagerie of 'Strange Tails Infinity Comic'
- From Hellcow and Venomouse to Bats and Lockheed, discover the origins and adventures of the animals who seek Scarlet Witch's help in 'Strange Tails Infinity Comic.'
- From Hellcow and Venomouse to Bats and Lockheed, discover the origins and adventures of the animals who seek Scarlet Witch's help in 'Strange Tails Infinity Comic.'
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Film Fact: Jack Nicholson's iconic "ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight" line in Batman (1989) was not part of the script but a question he sincerely asks everyone he meets and does so to this day
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Film Fact: Jack Nicholson's iconic "ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight" line in Batman (1989) was not part of the script but a question he sincerely asks everyone he meets and does so to this day
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On this day one year ago, #DavidLynch left us for places wonderful and strange. Rest in Peace.
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM
On this day one year ago, #DavidLynch left us for places wonderful and strange. Rest in Peace.
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NVidia chief creep says resistance and scorn for AI have done a lot of harm. Good. Nice confirmation it's working. Keep it up. Although the main thing is this stuff is harmful crap so the mind and body tend to revolt against it automatically.
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
NVidia chief creep says resistance and scorn for AI have done a lot of harm. Good. Nice confirmation it's working. Keep it up. Although the main thing is this stuff is harmful crap so the mind and body tend to revolt against it automatically.
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Everyone who wants to make comics have a look!
why should you join the co-op? make comics in any capacity? want to support fellow cartoonists?
it's free!! we have a dedicated forum & newsletter!! and we're always looking for more ways to support small press and creatives! you don't have to do this alone.
cartoonist.coop/our-benefits/
it's free!! we have a dedicated forum & newsletter!! and we're always looking for more ways to support small press and creatives! you don't have to do this alone.
cartoonist.coop/our-benefits/
The Cartoonist Cooperative
Making comics better for everyone!
cartoonist.coop
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Everyone who wants to make comics have a look!
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holographic stickers are now in shop!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
holographic stickers are now in shop!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gender-2 #smbc
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gender-2 #smbc
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The Seattle Star
Friday, January 16,1914
Friday, January 16,1914
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The Seattle Star
Friday, January 16,1914
Friday, January 16,1914
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They are living in their own information environment and it's cooking their brains. It's like dealing with the only kid in class who still believes in Santa, except that he has a gun and will kill anyone who says that Santa isn't real.
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
They are living in their own information environment and it's cooking their brains. It's like dealing with the only kid in class who still believes in Santa, except that he has a gun and will kill anyone who says that Santa isn't real.
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Finding and sharing joy is the single most important thing you can do right now.
You can’t fight with an empty heart.
You can’t fight with an empty heart.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Finding and sharing joy is the single most important thing you can do right now.
You can’t fight with an empty heart.
You can’t fight with an empty heart.
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From last week's NO KINGS NO WARS NO ICE march.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
From last week's NO KINGS NO WARS NO ICE march.
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I wish I had a best friend who was a motorcycle
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I wish I had a best friend who was a motorcycle
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This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia written by volunteers, is embracing artificial intelligence to mark its 25th anniversary.
Wikipedia unveils new AI licensing deals as it marks 25th birthday
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia written by volunteers, is embracing artificial intelligence to mark its 25th anniversary.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
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Democrats will give money to ICE.
Republicans will give money to ICE.
Anyone who works for the billionaires will give money to ICE.
There is only one solution.
www.fox9.com/news/6-child...
Republicans will give money to ICE.
Anyone who works for the billionaires will give money to ICE.
There is only one solution.
www.fox9.com/news/6-child...
North Minneapolis ICE shooting: 6 children hospitalized after flash bang, tear gas hits van
A family was caught in clashes between protesters and law enforcement during civil unrest in north Minneapolis, leading to six children, including a 6-month-old baby, being hospitalized.
www.fox9.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Democrats will give money to ICE.
Republicans will give money to ICE.
Anyone who works for the billionaires will give money to ICE.
There is only one solution.
www.fox9.com/news/6-child...
Republicans will give money to ICE.
Anyone who works for the billionaires will give money to ICE.
There is only one solution.
www.fox9.com/news/6-child...
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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"I know gassing babies isn't ideal, but it's important that you remain civil."
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
"I know gassing babies isn't ideal, but it's important that you remain civil."
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
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Lipton Alligator Soup (1989-circa 1991): A dry chicken soup mix that featured large, relatively thick noodles shaped like alligators. Made and primarily sold in Canada.
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Lipton Alligator Soup (1989-circa 1991): A dry chicken soup mix that featured large, relatively thick noodles shaped like alligators. Made and primarily sold in Canada.
Tim Waltz refusing to meet the moment by sending out a strongly worded letter to Trump isn’t like surprising or whatever but I can’t help but still feel disappointment in such a move.
You can’t 👉👈 “don’t be mean please” your way out of fascism.
You can’t 👉👈 “don’t be mean please” your way out of fascism.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Tim Waltz refusing to meet the moment by sending out a strongly worded letter to Trump isn’t like surprising or whatever but I can’t help but still feel disappointment in such a move.
You can’t 👉👈 “don’t be mean please” your way out of fascism.
You can’t 👉👈 “don’t be mean please” your way out of fascism.
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It took 75 years but Mister Wilson finally did it
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It took 75 years but Mister Wilson finally did it
Schools in MN are on lockdown-they’re doing remote learning because of ICE. The only two things to get any school to do this in recent memory was fucking COVID and then ICE.
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Schools in MN are on lockdown-they’re doing remote learning because of ICE. The only two things to get any school to do this in recent memory was fucking COVID and then ICE.
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wooof having watched that presser just now, "don't take the bait" is a real shit thing to tell people who are, by all knowledge and information and evidence, acting in defense of themselves and their neighbors and their communities
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
wooof having watched that presser just now, "don't take the bait" is a real shit thing to tell people who are, by all knowledge and information and evidence, acting in defense of themselves and their neighbors and their communities
To add-just to be on top of it, learn basic protest safety and deescalation and recovery (what to do after being tear gassed etc.) now.
For those if you not from MN, get organized locally ASAP! Whether it's a local mutual aid group, DSA, an immigrant defense network, or even starting with a group chat of trusted neighbors. You need to be ready if and when DHS decides to invade your city
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
To add-just to be on top of it, learn basic protest safety and deescalation and recovery (what to do after being tear gassed etc.) now.
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For those if you not from MN, get organized locally ASAP! Whether it's a local mutual aid group, DSA, an immigrant defense network, or even starting with a group chat of trusted neighbors. You need to be ready if and when DHS decides to invade your city
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
For those if you not from MN, get organized locally ASAP! Whether it's a local mutual aid group, DSA, an immigrant defense network, or even starting with a group chat of trusted neighbors. You need to be ready if and when DHS decides to invade your city