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I’ve never seen you without my glasses either
I’ve never seen you without my glasses either
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
They make so much money and spend it to separate themselves from us mere mortals, but have this paternalistic habit of deciding how the rest of society should live/behave—the same society they purposely separate themselves from.
They make so much money and spend it to separate themselves from us mere mortals, but have this paternalistic habit of deciding how the rest of society should live/behave—the same society they purposely separate themselves from.
-The Dallas Cowboys
-Giant Pandas
-Stingrays
-The NJ Giants
-The US Government
-New Jersey
-The Commanders
-Cancer
-Most Men
-Homophobes/Transphobes
-The Religious Right
-Grapefruit
-Ppl who won’t let Giant Pandas die
-Texas
-Boston
-Ohio
-Pandas
-Stupid People
-The Cowboys
- Avocados
-Snow
-Lash extensions/strips that look like mustaches
-Being called Brittany or Britt
- The US Government
-95% of caucasians
-Frank Mitchell
-Cancer
- Lying ass niggas
- My Autonomic Nervous System
- Paying Rent
-Grapefruit
-Non black people saying nigga
-Soggy bread
🚩you are 6’3 or taller
🚩your name starts with a D, K, M, or A
🚩you got red lights in your place
🚩 you got eyes that look like this 😑
🚩you have a beard
🚩you got muscular ass shoulders & back
🚩tatted
🚩know your big 3 astrology signs