Countess
@timxyc.bsky.social
Was minding my own business B4 shit stain came down the escalator.
Would rather be consumed by Sports, Family, 🚴🏻♂️and good 🍺
Blue dot in a shithole state.
WTF (where) am I?
Not going back.
YNWA
Would rather be consumed by Sports, Family, 🚴🏻♂️and good 🍺
Blue dot in a shithole state.
WTF (where) am I?
Not going back.
YNWA
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Countess
@timxyc.bsky.social
· Feb 9
We need more to behave like Axel Foley and not so much like the BH guys.
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She needs to light the match and burn it all
a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
She needs to light the match and burn it all
Sure hope he gets fired
New bodycam video shows a Fairhope police colonel arresting a 61 yr old grandmother in an inflatable penis costume during an Oct. 18 protest.
He tells her the outfit is not welcome in a town with values. Her lawyers say the footage proves her arrest violated her First Amendment rights.
#ProudBlue
He tells her the outfit is not welcome in a town with values. Her lawyers say the footage proves her arrest violated her First Amendment rights.
#ProudBlue
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sure hope he gets fired
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Not an accident. Not a coincidence.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not an accident. Not a coincidence.
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“They’re trying to somehow tie President Trump to the scandal”
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“They’re trying to somehow tie President Trump to the scandal”
About fuggin time
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November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
About fuggin time
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November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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This gives me hope.
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So many predicted close races, which is understandable. But turnout favored the anti-kings…. And blew the predictions up. 2026, and 2028….. stand back and stand by
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This gives me hope.
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
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Who is he helping…
Argentina
Putin
Qatar
Netanyahu
His Family
Billionaires and tech bros
Christian Nationalists
Hate Focused extremists
CA Vote YES on Prop 50
Argentina
Putin
Qatar
Netanyahu
His Family
Billionaires and tech bros
Christian Nationalists
Hate Focused extremists
CA Vote YES on Prop 50
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who is he helping…
Argentina
Putin
Qatar
Netanyahu
His Family
Billionaires and tech bros
Christian Nationalists
Hate Focused extremists
CA Vote YES on Prop 50
Argentina
Putin
Qatar
Netanyahu
His Family
Billionaires and tech bros
Christian Nationalists
Hate Focused extremists
CA Vote YES on Prop 50
This should wake everyone TFU 👇🏼
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This should wake everyone TFU 👇🏼
Icons for the win🕺🏻🤘🏻🤗🤘🏻
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October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Icons for the win🕺🏻🤘🏻🤗🤘🏻
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Don’t be a Dick-Tator
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Don’t be a Dick-Tator
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This is my favorite so far 👇🏼
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is my favorite so far 👇🏼
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Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
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October 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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WOW! Rush going back on tour www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiX...
Geddy and Alex Send a Message to Rush Fans
YouTube video by Rush
www.youtube.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
WOW! Rush going back on tour www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiX...
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On 6 Oct 2025 a soldier who I proudly called friend punched his own ticket.
It happens far too frequently.
If you find yourself in those dark places, please reach out for help. Don't make a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Until Valhalla, my friend. Rest easy. We've got the watch.
It happens far too frequently.
If you find yourself in those dark places, please reach out for help. Don't make a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Until Valhalla, my friend. Rest easy. We've got the watch.
Veterans Crisis Line
24/7, confidential crisis support for Veterans and their loved ones. Contact the Veterans Crisis Line: Dial 988 then Press 1, chat online, or text 838255.
www.veteranscrisisline.net
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
On 6 Oct 2025 a soldier who I proudly called friend punched his own ticket.
It happens far too frequently.
If you find yourself in those dark places, please reach out for help. Don't make a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Until Valhalla, my friend. Rest easy. We've got the watch.
It happens far too frequently.
If you find yourself in those dark places, please reach out for help. Don't make a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Until Valhalla, my friend. Rest easy. We've got the watch.