Piano Man
@keyboardwriter.bsky.social
Composer of music. Writer of text. Bi, poly, he/him. "Mr. Hyperfixation" runner-up, 2021. Knows ball and wheel. Mega woke radical leftist. Read the pinned.
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Piano Man
@keyboardwriter.bsky.social
· Oct 21
if you are following 1 kajillion accounts, and then follow me, you WILL be getting blocked
I FORGOT ABOUT THE COUNTER-STRIKE KNIFE THING 2025 LMAOOOOOOOOO
Objectively better for the average player, and also fucking hilarious by every metric
Objectively better for the average player, and also fucking hilarious by every metric
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I FORGOT ABOUT THE COUNTER-STRIKE KNIFE THING 2025 LMAOOOOOOOOO
Objectively better for the average player, and also fucking hilarious by every metric
Objectively better for the average player, and also fucking hilarious by every metric
Once again pretty boys box put women. Sadly 8 yuri ships is, I'm pretty sure, MORE than every year before this one?
I guess, like, your fujoshis are stronger than ever but dudes into woman/woman are less likely a himedanshi than they are, like. Guys who search "lesbian porn"
Okay now FUN analysis!
I guess, like, your fujoshis are stronger than ever but dudes into woman/woman are less likely a himedanshi than they are, like. Guys who search "lesbian porn"
Okay now FUN analysis!
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Once again pretty boys box put women. Sadly 8 yuri ships is, I'm pretty sure, MORE than every year before this one?
I guess, like, your fujoshis are stronger than ever but dudes into woman/woman are less likely a himedanshi than they are, like. Guys who search "lesbian porn"
Okay now FUN analysis!
I guess, like, your fujoshis are stronger than ever but dudes into woman/woman are less likely a himedanshi than they are, like. Guys who search "lesbian porn"
Okay now FUN analysis!
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We need to nuke the HP ships and fill that shit with yuri.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We need to nuke the HP ships and fill that shit with yuri.
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4700+ new Sonadow fics... proof that the Fearless Year of Shadow was a success
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
4700+ new Sonadow fics... proof that the Fearless Year of Shadow was a success
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they finally turned "ideas guy" into something kind of like a job for idiots to tilt at
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
they finally turned "ideas guy" into something kind of like a job for idiots to tilt at
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i think the worst new word of 2025 i started seeing used everywhere was “vibecoding”. please stay on linkedin with language like that
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i think the worst new word of 2025 i started seeing used everywhere was “vibecoding”. please stay on linkedin with language like that
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I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.
I am not a Section 230 expert but being that Twitter is creating and publishing these photos I wonder if they actually have any civil legal protection? @kenwhite.bsky.social ? @akivamcohen.bsky.social ?
What X is allowing Grok to do is unlawful or regulatory-illegal in multiple jurisdictions, creates clear DSA violations, and continues despite regulator scrutiny. The images do not need to be pornographic, non-consensual sexualised or intimate depictions are enough.
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.
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A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
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it's so important for a competitive game to have The Funny. what that means always changes but it's always imperative. xrd pot buster is The Funny. tf2 soldier airshot is The Funny. rivals kragg rock is The Funny. if your game lacks it what you actually have is a spelling bee with graphics
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
it's so important for a competitive game to have The Funny. what that means always changes but it's always imperative. xrd pot buster is The Funny. tf2 soldier airshot is The Funny. rivals kragg rock is The Funny. if your game lacks it what you actually have is a spelling bee with graphics
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Funniest move that has ever existed in a fighting game. Polarizing design that instantly warps the gamestate. Creates every single possible aspect of bad game feel for the other player. A sadistic attack that would break most games.
He unironically needs it & it doesn't even make him top 4.
He unironically needs it & it doesn't even make him top 4.
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Funniest move that has ever existed in a fighting game. Polarizing design that instantly warps the gamestate. Creates every single possible aspect of bad game feel for the other player. A sadistic attack that would break most games.
He unironically needs it & it doesn't even make him top 4.
He unironically needs it & it doesn't even make him top 4.
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I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
From the confession community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the confession community
www.reddit.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
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never be afraid to complain if a company is doing something you don't like. nowadays corporations have been favoring the tactic of trying to make things gradually worse and more exploitative in hopes we just get used to it. dont let them get away with it. dont let them make you a boiled frog
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
never be afraid to complain if a company is doing something you don't like. nowadays corporations have been favoring the tactic of trying to make things gradually worse and more exploitative in hopes we just get used to it. dont let them get away with it. dont let them make you a boiled frog
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feel emboldened to say this: if you're working on a realistic milsim/mil shooter video game in the us you are morally obligated to try to find another job
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
feel emboldened to say this: if you're working on a realistic milsim/mil shooter video game in the us you are morally obligated to try to find another job
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One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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The Sickos Committee Give Back Food Drive came to an end on January 2nd.
We're thrilled to report we raised $13,500.00 for the State College Food Bank!!
All in honor of our National Champions & Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl Champions, the Penn State Nittany Lions!!
We thank you all so much!!
We're thrilled to report we raised $13,500.00 for the State College Food Bank!!
All in honor of our National Champions & Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl Champions, the Penn State Nittany Lions!!
We thank you all so much!!
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The Sickos Committee Give Back Food Drive came to an end on January 2nd.
We're thrilled to report we raised $13,500.00 for the State College Food Bank!!
All in honor of our National Champions & Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl Champions, the Penn State Nittany Lions!!
We thank you all so much!!
We're thrilled to report we raised $13,500.00 for the State College Food Bank!!
All in honor of our National Champions & Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl Champions, the Penn State Nittany Lions!!
We thank you all so much!!
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yeah I've seen that take before and it baffles me, I thought it was pretty obvious that "Sonic struggles to grasp how pulling yourself out of a bad place isn't that easy" and "Surge is taking his clumsy-but-sincere compassion in bad faith due to her own issues" were meant to coexist/contrast there
January 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
yeah I've seen that take before and it baffles me, I thought it was pretty obvious that "Sonic struggles to grasp how pulling yourself out of a bad place isn't that easy" and "Surge is taking his clumsy-but-sincere compassion in bad faith due to her own issues" were meant to coexist/contrast there
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people only look at the words and not their framing. adam literally redrew that very same scene for his cover for the issue, very blatantly framing surge as our underdog pov character and sonic as the smug opponent positioned above her. this is visual storytelling 101
January 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
people only look at the words and not their framing. adam literally redrew that very same scene for his cover for the issue, very blatantly framing surge as our underdog pov character and sonic as the smug opponent positioned above her. this is visual storytelling 101
THere are 3 (now 4) quotes of this, and none of them are Vegeta with a soul patch. Somebody do that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
THere are 3 (now 4) quotes of this, and none of them are Vegeta with a soul patch. Somebody do that.
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January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
(voice of intense soul pain) if you put this in a movie it would be considered heavy-handed looooool
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
(voice of intense soul pain) if you put this in a movie it would be considered heavy-handed looooool
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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rpg villain: BEHOLD!! MY ULTIMATE BEAST!!!
tired wolf: h-hello
rpg villain: DIRE, not TIRED. I SAID BE A >>DIRE<< WOLF
tired wolf: but i'm tired..
tired wolf: h-hello
rpg villain: DIRE, not TIRED. I SAID BE A >>DIRE<< WOLF
tired wolf: but i'm tired..
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
rpg villain: BEHOLD!! MY ULTIMATE BEAST!!!
tired wolf: h-hello
rpg villain: DIRE, not TIRED. I SAID BE A >>DIRE<< WOLF
tired wolf: but i'm tired..
tired wolf: h-hello
rpg villain: DIRE, not TIRED. I SAID BE A >>DIRE<< WOLF
tired wolf: but i'm tired..
Chiefs fans honestly hope he's fired lol
📝📝📝 NEWS 📝📝📝
The Titans are requesting to interview Chiefs OC Matt Nagy for their HC job.
The Titans are requesting to interview Chiefs OC Matt Nagy for their HC job.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Chiefs fans honestly hope he's fired lol
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