Piano Man
@keyboardwriter.bsky.social
Composer of music. Writer of text. Bi, poly, he/him. "Mr. Hyperfixation" runner-up, 2021. Knows ball and wheel. Mega woke radical leftist. Read the pinned.
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Piano Man
@keyboardwriter.bsky.social
· Oct 21
if you are following 1 kajillion accounts, and then follow me, you WILL be getting blocked
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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yuffie & cait sith when it says “kids eat free”
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
yuffie & cait sith when it says “kids eat free”
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taking survey of the passengers #ff7rebirth
![Final Fantasy VII Rebirth comic by me
Cid at the airstrip: “Alright, let’s see who we’ve got here”
(looking at Cloud, Aerith, Tifa) 3 adults
(looking at Yuffie) 1 small child [Yuffie, frowning: Hey!]
(looking at Barret) some kinda… gun-man
(looking at Red 13 and Cait Sith) a cat and a… child cat](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjpi5wbgxxouy66ifiwmd5en/bafkreigdfuk5pnoeleeqcgmcqknetwdiylilxcsim3n5mh3azu7pimcp7e@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
taking survey of the passengers #ff7rebirth
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We ain't never seeing that CECOT story.
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
We ain't never seeing that CECOT story.
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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If you haven't already, January is a good time to cancel your Xbox Game Pass in solidarity with Palestine. Read more about the boycott on our website and sign our pledge at nogamesforgenocide.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
If you haven't already, January is a good time to cancel your Xbox Game Pass in solidarity with Palestine. Read more about the boycott on our website and sign our pledge at nogamesforgenocide.com
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La Reina released in Rivals 2!!! I think she's neat!!
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM
La Reina released in Rivals 2!!! I think she's neat!!
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Turns out I look cute in a dress
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Turns out I look cute in a dress
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WHY DOES THIS GAME USE VINNY'S SPEEN FILTER, I AM GONNA VOMIT
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
WHY DOES THIS GAME USE VINNY'S SPEEN FILTER, I AM GONNA VOMIT
literally enough to save the globe from famine (not hunger sadly but famine is still big) and end US homelessness basically completely
acquired by a man with enough wealth to scrooge mcduck swim in it, in under a week.
GAH.
acquired by a man with enough wealth to scrooge mcduck swim in it, in under a week.
GAH.
Elon Musk's wealth has already increased by $24 billion in 2026.
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
literally enough to save the globe from famine (not hunger sadly but famine is still big) and end US homelessness basically completely
acquired by a man with enough wealth to scrooge mcduck swim in it, in under a week.
GAH.
acquired by a man with enough wealth to scrooge mcduck swim in it, in under a week.
GAH.
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Just a poliwhirl
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Just a poliwhirl
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A take I've been workshopping is that the right fundamentally believes that every piece of media agrees with them until proven otherwise, which is why satire doesn't penetrate. When you look for inherent support for your worldview unchallengingly, you will find it, differing ideas do not exist.
who cares? don't tie your morality up with consuming the "correct" media, and even more than that, don't get spooked when the wrong people also like it. the saudi crown prince LOVES one piece. bitch you ARE a celestial dragon. that's YOU!
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A take I've been workshopping is that the right fundamentally believes that every piece of media agrees with them until proven otherwise, which is why satire doesn't penetrate. When you look for inherent support for your worldview unchallengingly, you will find it, differing ideas do not exist.
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who cares? don't tie your morality up with consuming the "correct" media, and even more than that, don't get spooked when the wrong people also like it. the saudi crown prince LOVES one piece. bitch you ARE a celestial dragon. that's YOU!
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
who cares? don't tie your morality up with consuming the "correct" media, and even more than that, don't get spooked when the wrong people also like it. the saudi crown prince LOVES one piece. bitch you ARE a celestial dragon. that's YOU!
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idk why we have to go back 10 years for this stuff when he went to the white house in july lmao
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
idk why we have to go back 10 years for this stuff when he went to the white house in july lmao
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seeing this in the replies there does not inspire confidence
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
seeing this in the replies there does not inspire confidence
Weirdmageddon is not perfect, but I do not honestly watch much TV, so yes. It is Really That Good
For one nobody else will say, Republic of Doyle's Last Call is a fantastic way to wrap up that series
For one nobody else will say, Republic of Doyle's Last Call is a fantastic way to wrap up that series
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Weirdmageddon is not perfect, but I do not honestly watch much TV, so yes. It is Really That Good
For one nobody else will say, Republic of Doyle's Last Call is a fantastic way to wrap up that series
For one nobody else will say, Republic of Doyle's Last Call is a fantastic way to wrap up that series
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Answer's always the same
January 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Answer's always the same
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"i've got eight slugs in me, one's lead and the rest are bourbon" is one of the all-time greatest noir lines in history
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"i've got eight slugs in me, one's lead and the rest are bourbon" is one of the all-time greatest noir lines in history
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes