Kevin Corlett
@kevdoesstuff.com
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Grant Morrison’s 7 Soldiers of Victory is about villainous, gluttonous humans from a distant future raiding the past for the resources they’ve long since exhausted in their time. So was the Dunkin Donuts Good Will Hunting commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Grant Morrison’s 7 Soldiers of Victory is about villainous, gluttonous humans from a distant future raiding the past for the resources they’ve long since exhausted in their time. So was the Dunkin Donuts Good Will Hunting commercial
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Go to, sir, you were beaten in Italy
February 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Go to, sir, you were beaten in Italy
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Spaceship lands in the park. A door dilates. Alien comes out. Says to the gathering crowd:
"I've been all over the universe, seen everything. Can you entertain me?"
Someone in the crowd shouts: "Great clown Pagliacci is in town, jokes out of this world!"
Alien starts crying. "But Earthlings..."
"I've been all over the universe, seen everything. Can you entertain me?"
Someone in the crowd shouts: "Great clown Pagliacci is in town, jokes out of this world!"
Alien starts crying. "But Earthlings..."
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Spaceship lands in the park. A door dilates. Alien comes out. Says to the gathering crowd:
"I've been all over the universe, seen everything. Can you entertain me?"
Someone in the crowd shouts: "Great clown Pagliacci is in town, jokes out of this world!"
Alien starts crying. "But Earthlings..."
"I've been all over the universe, seen everything. Can you entertain me?"
Someone in the crowd shouts: "Great clown Pagliacci is in town, jokes out of this world!"
Alien starts crying. "But Earthlings..."
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I meant to talk about this earlier this week, but: Stephen is a very smart dude, and this book is basically just the book I hoped it was going to be: a taut, fun thriller that has just enough detail learned from SURVIVOR experience without axe-grinding.
Escape! by Stephen Fishbach: 9798217048151 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
A propulsive debut novel following a has-been reality TV star and a disgraced producer who get one last shot at redemption on a show set on a remote island, only to discover that the plot twists are b...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I meant to talk about this earlier this week, but: Stephen is a very smart dude, and this book is basically just the book I hoped it was going to be: a taut, fun thriller that has just enough detail learned from SURVIVOR experience without axe-grinding.
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Correlation. No causation.
ICE was formed after the first season of The Wire debuted on HBO.
ICE is an entity that didn't even exist until 2003. Its functions were tasked to other entities for generations. If its thuggery is abolished, those functions return to Customs/CBP. Not so with basic constabularies, organized and maintained in every society for centuries.
Abolish ICE. Not policing.
Abolish ICE. Not policing.
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Correlation. No causation.
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i reject all the significant achievements of modern science and social development in favor of a video i once saw of a dying penguin
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 AM
i reject all the significant achievements of modern science and social development in favor of a video i once saw of a dying penguin
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Dario Amodei and Sam Altman are too cowardly to come on my show and both PR people went dark on me after showing interest, including OpenAI’s comms person saying Altman was ready for anything. They’re scared to have an actual convo because everyone would know they’re weak
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Dario Amodei and Sam Altman are too cowardly to come on my show and both PR people went dark on me after showing interest, including OpenAI’s comms person saying Altman was ready for anything. They’re scared to have an actual convo because everyone would know they’re weak
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when you’ve even lost the biggest psychopath to ever compete on survivor
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
when you’ve even lost the biggest psychopath to ever compete on survivor
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when you drop your phone all your apps should go flying out like sonic’s rings
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 PM
when you drop your phone all your apps should go flying out like sonic’s rings
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PRINCE HENRY
How does the king?
GLOUCESTER
Exceeding ill.
How does the king?
GLOUCESTER
Exceeding ill.
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
PRINCE HENRY
How does the king?
GLOUCESTER
Exceeding ill.
How does the king?
GLOUCESTER
Exceeding ill.
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Some personal news from our family.
Well, all things come to an end, and so, just shy of 11 years, I am no longer employed by Tom's Guide.
If you're looking for a guy who can mash sentences together real good, feel free to give me a jingle.
If you're looking for a guy who can mash sentences together real good, feel free to give me a jingle.
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Some personal news from our family.
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The thing is that Hollywood is betraying me as an adult because yes it is giving me the same things I had when I was 13, which is exactly what it should be doing, but they aren’t making me feel the same way as I did watching them as a 13 year old and its because women did something to them
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The thing is that Hollywood is betraying me as an adult because yes it is giving me the same things I had when I was 13, which is exactly what it should be doing, but they aren’t making me feel the same way as I did watching them as a 13 year old and its because women did something to them
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I feel like the biggest group of persuadable voters are 42 year old men who recently quit their jobs to become full time Twitch streamers but the trick with that is that a lot of the things you want to tell them will not be received positively
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I feel like the biggest group of persuadable voters are 42 year old men who recently quit their jobs to become full time Twitch streamers but the trick with that is that a lot of the things you want to tell them will not be received positively
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god i wish Joe Strummer was still alive and healthy
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 AM
god i wish Joe Strummer was still alive and healthy
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#Survivors Play Blood on the Clocktower episode 8 is premiering TOMORROW @ 2 pm ET in the Escape! Discord
If you're already a discord member, come watch!!
If you're not, it's easy to join. Just pre-order escape and mail proof of purchase to escapefishbach@gmail.com.
If you're already a discord member, come watch!!
If you're not, it's easy to join. Just pre-order escape and mail proof of purchase to escapefishbach@gmail.com.
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
#Survivors Play Blood on the Clocktower episode 8 is premiering TOMORROW @ 2 pm ET in the Escape! Discord
If you're already a discord member, come watch!!
If you're not, it's easy to join. Just pre-order escape and mail proof of purchase to escapefishbach@gmail.com.
If you're already a discord member, come watch!!
If you're not, it's easy to join. Just pre-order escape and mail proof of purchase to escapefishbach@gmail.com.
I'm not sure I'm *fully* sold on #StarfleetAcademy (and the pilot was probably 20 minutes too long), but I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed it! A little Holly Hunter goes a long way. And she is very little.
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm not sure I'm *fully* sold on #StarfleetAcademy (and the pilot was probably 20 minutes too long), but I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed it! A little Holly Hunter goes a long way. And she is very little.
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Every episode of TOS was about racial discrimination, every ep of next gen was about Riker encouraging bisexual orgies, every episode of DS9 was about revolutionary politics, and every episode of Voyager was about an adult catman hosting a morning cooking show, so, alright, not all of them but most
Stephen Miller is upset about Star Trek, one of the most socially progressive franchises in TV history
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Every episode of TOS was about racial discrimination, every ep of next gen was about Riker encouraging bisexual orgies, every episode of DS9 was about revolutionary politics, and every episode of Voyager was about an adult catman hosting a morning cooking show, so, alright, not all of them but most
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We. Do. Not. Vote. On. Rights.
That's what makes them rights.
The issue is about trans rights, and the rights of all people.
As soon as you allow people to vote on them, or to allow public opinion to determine who has them, they're not rights anymore.
Popular sovereignty = a slaver's strategy.
That's what makes them rights.
The issue is about trans rights, and the rights of all people.
As soon as you allow people to vote on them, or to allow public opinion to determine who has them, they're not rights anymore.
Popular sovereignty = a slaver's strategy.
POLLSTER: voters prefer Dems over GOP approach to trans issues "by a two-to-one margin"
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
We. Do. Not. Vote. On. Rights.
That's what makes them rights.
The issue is about trans rights, and the rights of all people.
As soon as you allow people to vote on them, or to allow public opinion to determine who has them, they're not rights anymore.
Popular sovereignty = a slaver's strategy.
That's what makes them rights.
The issue is about trans rights, and the rights of all people.
As soon as you allow people to vote on them, or to allow public opinion to determine who has them, they're not rights anymore.
Popular sovereignty = a slaver's strategy.
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Citizens of Minneapolis, I urge you not to inflame the situation. As you are being gassed, ask for the Amazon wishlists of each ICE agent and fulfill it. Unfulfilled wishlists are exactly what the president wants.
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Citizens of Minneapolis, I urge you not to inflame the situation. As you are being gassed, ask for the Amazon wishlists of each ICE agent and fulfill it. Unfulfilled wishlists are exactly what the president wants.
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so much to cover right now, but a thread i just want to throw out there from my reporting is that the car rental market in minneapolis is reportedly totally screwed up right now because ICE has cleared the inventory. rental companies should have to answer for supplying vehicles used in terror.
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
so much to cover right now, but a thread i just want to throw out there from my reporting is that the car rental market in minneapolis is reportedly totally screwed up right now because ICE has cleared the inventory. rental companies should have to answer for supplying vehicles used in terror.
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"My Senate colleagues sounded very upset tonight, Mr. Bailey," Sen. Schumer said as slipped the hem of his dressing gown over his knobby knees and affixed his nightcap to his bald pate. "Very upset indeed." But when he raised his candle-holder up to the mirror, the only reflection he saw was his own
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"My Senate colleagues sounded very upset tonight, Mr. Bailey," Sen. Schumer said as slipped the hem of his dressing gown over his knobby knees and affixed his nightcap to his bald pate. "Very upset indeed." But when he raised his candle-holder up to the mirror, the only reflection he saw was his own