camille (normal. sooo normal)
@kerminatrix.bsky.social
i probably need to plug in my phone
they/she
they/she
listening to "when i said there was an end to love i was lying" by @raespoon.bsky.social and deliberately mishearing the line as "when i said there was an ANTELOPE i was lying"
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
listening to "when i said there was an end to love i was lying" by @raespoon.bsky.social and deliberately mishearing the line as "when i said there was an ANTELOPE i was lying"
i have never once been cool about waiting for a particular email and i will NOT start now
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i have never once been cool about waiting for a particular email and i will NOT start now
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unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)
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[me] hey can you make some coffee
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
[me] hey can you make some coffee
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
i love this. does a seagull get absolutely fucking obliterated in my story too? only one way to find out!!
psst... we are wrapping up the editing and design for issue two 🤫👀
in the meantime, if you need something to watch this weekend, here are some movie pairings for three of the wonderful and bold stories coming in the new issue 📺
@kerminatrix.bsky.social
@anguslikeswords.bsky.social
in the meantime, if you need something to watch this weekend, here are some movie pairings for three of the wonderful and bold stories coming in the new issue 📺
@kerminatrix.bsky.social
@anguslikeswords.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i love this. does a seagull get absolutely fucking obliterated in my story too? only one way to find out!!
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
new newsletter: being cold, spinny carnival rides, surveillance, labubus, ancient objects being found in unexpected places (like chilliwack), and a reminder that i've got a story coming out soon!!! kerminator.beehiiv.com/p/71-cold-co...
#71: Cold/comfort
this is a BIG NEWS issue, but also the usual complaining
kerminator.beehiiv.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
new newsletter: being cold, spinny carnival rides, surveillance, labubus, ancient objects being found in unexpected places (like chilliwack), and a reminder that i've got a story coming out soon!!! kerminator.beehiiv.com/p/71-cold-co...
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I need this kind of help like I need a raccoon in my bra
Google has now admitted that they will tap into users' personal data within Gmail and Drive in order for their upcoming AI search to "be more helpful".
For years, Google has advertised their services as "encrypted" and "secure", which begs the question: are they really?
1/5 🧵
For years, Google has advertised their services as "encrypted" and "secure", which begs the question: are they really?
1/5 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I need this kind of help like I need a raccoon in my bra
this is what that jacket looks like, do you see what i mean
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
this is what that jacket looks like, do you see what i mean
every book i've ever read changed me!!! that's what reading is!!
granted some of them changed me specifically by pissing me off
granted some of them changed me specifically by pissing me off
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
every book i've ever read changed me!!! that's what reading is!!
granted some of them changed me specifically by pissing me off
granted some of them changed me specifically by pissing me off
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
i've decided this is why my band could never have succeeded but i will not be breaking it down
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i've decided this is why my band could never have succeeded but i will not be breaking it down
(i actually do love that the aurora was so visible even though i couldn't see it and neither could my phone BUT it could still be a portent)
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
(i actually do love that the aurora was so visible even though i couldn't see it and neither could my phone BUT it could still be a portent)
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the northern lights being so visible tonight feels ominous, rather than celebratory, because i personally didn't get to see them and am jealous
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the northern lights being so visible tonight feels ominous, rather than celebratory, because i personally didn't get to see them and am jealous
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I really think everyone, all users, should subscribe to blacksky's moderation. @moderation.blacksky.app I've said it before. Nonblack users laugh it up with & boost accounts we can see are flagged for antiblackness all the time. Keeping watch for antiblackness should be part of an ally's journey.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I really think everyone, all users, should subscribe to blacksky's moderation. @moderation.blacksky.app I've said it before. Nonblack users laugh it up with & boost accounts we can see are flagged for antiblackness all the time. Keeping watch for antiblackness should be part of an ally's journey.
i like this "convince people to read your novel by sharing the first sentence" thing i see going around but unfortunately for me the first line of mine needs work
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i like this "convince people to read your novel by sharing the first sentence" thing i see going around but unfortunately for me the first line of mine needs work
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Northern Lights/Aurora Borealis ALERT For Tonight
In response to today's intense solar flare and CME (Coronal Mass Ejection), NOAA has upgraded their forecast to a Severe (G4) Geomagnetic Storm Watch.
G4 Watches are rare.
Exact timing & magnitude are impossible to know with certainty.
In response to today's intense solar flare and CME (Coronal Mass Ejection), NOAA has upgraded their forecast to a Severe (G4) Geomagnetic Storm Watch.
G4 Watches are rare.
Exact timing & magnitude are impossible to know with certainty.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Northern Lights/Aurora Borealis ALERT For Tonight
In response to today's intense solar flare and CME (Coronal Mass Ejection), NOAA has upgraded their forecast to a Severe (G4) Geomagnetic Storm Watch.
G4 Watches are rare.
Exact timing & magnitude are impossible to know with certainty.
In response to today's intense solar flare and CME (Coronal Mass Ejection), NOAA has upgraded their forecast to a Severe (G4) Geomagnetic Storm Watch.
G4 Watches are rare.
Exact timing & magnitude are impossible to know with certainty.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
it is endlessly funny to me that my kid thinks the "polite" pronunciation of uranus is the funny one because it sounds like "urine-us"
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
it is endlessly funny to me that my kid thinks the "polite" pronunciation of uranus is the funny one because it sounds like "urine-us"
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ok I will sit here and be slowly consumed by moss
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ok I will sit here and be slowly consumed by moss
we're snailposting, post your snails
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
we're snailposting, post your snails
i have the post-talking-too-much scratchy throat
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
i have the post-talking-too-much scratchy throat
you ever make a smart decision and hate yourself for it
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
you ever make a smart decision and hate yourself for it
also i have a great orange leather jacket on, it's a men's size and is simultaneously too big and too smalll and somehow this works out to look really cool
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
also i have a great orange leather jacket on, it's a men's size and is simultaneously too big and too smalll and somehow this works out to look really cool
i feel like at this point in my life i have a late night of many parties about once a year and tonight was that night, i am going to ration the joy and deep friendship this has filled me with so that it lasts me until whenever it happens again next year
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i feel like at this point in my life i have a late night of many parties about once a year and tonight was that night, i am going to ration the joy and deep friendship this has filled me with so that it lasts me until whenever it happens again next year