camille - read THE CORDON in NECKSNAP issue 2!!
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i probably need to plug in my phone
they/she
they/she
Pinned
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
guy at this bus stop has a speaker that was up until a few seconds ago blasting industrial music but has now just switched to FUNKY COLD MEDINA
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
guy at this bus stop has a speaker that was up until a few seconds ago blasting industrial music but has now just switched to FUNKY COLD MEDINA
loot that drops after defeating me:
- tea (randomized flavors)
- the last book i read
- a bus pass
- a pinecone
- a seagull feather
- clinical depression
- tea (randomized flavors)
- the last book i read
- a bus pass
- a pinecone
- a seagull feather
- clinical depression
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- a thermos of hot English breakfast tea
- a few worthers Originals
- a hardcover copy of the "Illustrated Guide to Pro Wrestling"
- a Ranma 1/2 graphic novel from 1996
- a bottle of extra strength Advil
- a cannabis vape, indica cart
- a thermos of hot English breakfast tea
- a few worthers Originals
- a hardcover copy of the "Illustrated Guide to Pro Wrestling"
- a Ranma 1/2 graphic novel from 1996
- a bottle of extra strength Advil
- a cannabis vape, indica cart
Loot that drops after defeating me: nine various lucky tokens and talismans, a container of body butter, tarot decks (roll a 1d6 for total received), a CD book of burned mixes, a glass pipe and grinder (roll a CON save for weed, if pass then 1d8 for fraction of ounce), and a raktajino mug of coffee
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
loot that drops after defeating me:
- tea (randomized flavors)
- the last book i read
- a bus pass
- a pinecone
- a seagull feather
- clinical depression
- tea (randomized flavors)
- the last book i read
- a bus pass
- a pinecone
- a seagull feather
- clinical depression
(i actually love the quark names but a good post is a good post)
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
(i actually love the quark names but a good post is a good post)
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quark names piss me off so bad. “up down top bottom charm strange” those are notttt adjectives to describe the building blocks of the universe, those are half-assed TTRPG attributes made by a terribly depressed homosexual
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
quark names piss me off so bad. “up down top bottom charm strange” those are notttt adjectives to describe the building blocks of the universe, those are half-assed TTRPG attributes made by a terribly depressed homosexual
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oh so the nurse can just take my blood but when i ask them to put it back when they’re done using it IM the weirdo?????
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
oh so the nurse can just take my blood but when i ask them to put it back when they’re done using it IM the weirdo?????
please, sir, my gurts. they don't go
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
please, sir, my gurts. they don't go
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all transphobia is now epstein coded. anytime someone tells me we need to protect women’s sports, i’m calling in a neighborhood raid, and seizing their laptops for evidence. my only response to transphobia is now “you sound like
jeffrey epstein”
jeffrey epstein”
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
all transphobia is now epstein coded. anytime someone tells me we need to protect women’s sports, i’m calling in a neighborhood raid, and seizing their laptops for evidence. my only response to transphobia is now “you sound like
jeffrey epstein”
jeffrey epstein”
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
...horrifying message without context, thank you
when i am on a remote meeting at work i am usually having two competing thoughts on my appearance, namely:
"oh, i don't look so bad after all"
and
"oh, i don't look so bad after all"
and
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
when i am on a remote meeting at work i am usually having two competing thoughts on my appearance, namely:
"oh, i don't look so bad after all"
and
"oh, i don't look so bad after all"
and
ok somehow a reply i made months ago is suddenly getting likes again today. what discover feed shenanigans are afoot
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
ok somehow a reply i made months ago is suddenly getting likes again today. what discover feed shenanigans are afoot
yes yes everyone uses the bathroom and has to buy toilet paper but when you're walking home from the store carrying a big multi-pack of tp rolls it feels like announcing that you are The Shit Guy and your hobby is going peepee and poopoo
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
yes yes everyone uses the bathroom and has to buy toilet paper but when you're walking home from the store carrying a big multi-pack of tp rolls it feels like announcing that you are The Shit Guy and your hobby is going peepee and poopoo
i am so tired, i need floor time
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
i am so tired, i need floor time
kinda heartening to see all the posts from businesses around here saying they'll be closed today, or that they'll be open but will donate a fat chunk of their proceeds today to e.g. LUCE. one spot said "stop in to warm up after the protest" and when do you see a business telling its customers that?
January 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
kinda heartening to see all the posts from businesses around here saying they'll be closed today, or that they'll be open but will donate a fat chunk of their proceeds today to e.g. LUCE. one spot said "stop in to warm up after the protest" and when do you see a business telling its customers that?
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and remember kids, always shoot for the moon because then if you miss, you'll be in the uncaring void of space where nobody can see how embarrassed you are
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 AM
and remember kids, always shoot for the moon because then if you miss, you'll be in the uncaring void of space where nobody can see how embarrassed you are
to the guy i just saw walking around carrying a bag which contained one of those big harry potter lego sets: i hope you step in a slush puddle and it gets in your boots
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
to the guy i just saw walking around carrying a bag which contained one of those big harry potter lego sets: i hope you step in a slush puddle and it gets in your boots
i just experienced someone deciding to ask chatgpt for some 5-letter words that might fit in something they're making, and it's proof that using it a lot shrinks your brain because the most obvious word - one that relates directly to what they're talking about - also has 5 letters
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
i just experienced someone deciding to ask chatgpt for some 5-letter words that might fit in something they're making, and it's proof that using it a lot shrinks your brain because the most obvious word - one that relates directly to what they're talking about - also has 5 letters
my dad is old enough that he grew up in an era when having Dad Hobbies was normal so he has a surfeit of them (mountain climbing! riding bike! fancy coffee! knowing about weather!) and would be MORE than happy to talk about them at length to any younger dads looking to get involved
Middle aged white men (and I’m 49, so I’m in the demographic) absolutely need ridiculous Dad Hobbies or they get squirrely. I think if you’re can’t prove you have a preexisting Dad Hobby or 2 by age 45, you get entered into a national hobby draft and get assigned one. It would solve so many things.
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
my dad is old enough that he grew up in an era when having Dad Hobbies was normal so he has a surfeit of them (mountain climbing! riding bike! fancy coffee! knowing about weather!) and would be MORE than happy to talk about them at length to any younger dads looking to get involved
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how is this 40 minutes long, there are two of them
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 AM
how is this 40 minutes long, there are two of them
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Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
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RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
June 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
btw as a known short person i am here to tell you i'm laughing at all your bovino short jokes so please keep making them, i'm not sensitive about it but i bet he is
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
btw as a known short person i am here to tell you i'm laughing at all your bovino short jokes so please keep making them, i'm not sensitive about it but i bet he is
idk if we're still doing "reskeet your good posts/replies that deserve to be seen more" around here but if we're not, whoops i guess
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
idk if we're still doing "reskeet your good posts/replies that deserve to be seen more" around here but if we're not, whoops i guess
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don't give me this Diet Swear bullshit, say it or don't
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
don't give me this Diet Swear bullshit, say it or don't
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for some reason i feel people who do cute little linguistic swerves to avoid saying a swear word are even farther from the light of heaven
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
for some reason i feel people who do cute little linguistic swerves to avoid saying a swear word are even farther from the light of heaven
am i being a hater for no reason or do adults who don't swear make you a little nervous too
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
am i being a hater for no reason or do adults who don't swear make you a little nervous too