Ken Keiterman
@kenkeiter.com
code, hardware, design, and ✨ vibes ✨ ✌️
This is the worst possible time to announce this, but: I'm looking for a new job! ✨
If you (or someone you know) is looking to hire, I love software engineering, design (IxD and UI), and electrical engineering.
If you (or someone you know) is looking to hire, I love software engineering, design (IxD and UI), and electrical engineering.
February 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
This is the worst possible time to announce this, but: I'm looking for a new job! ✨
If you (or someone you know) is looking to hire, I love software engineering, design (IxD and UI), and electrical engineering.
If you (or someone you know) is looking to hire, I love software engineering, design (IxD and UI), and electrical engineering.
My friend @kriskowal.com just released Yay! In his words, it's "more than JSON, less than YAML, and better for it" – and exactly what I'm looking for.
kriskowal.com/yay
kriskowal.com/yay
YAY — Yet Another YAML
kriskowal.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
My friend @kriskowal.com just released Yay! In his words, it's "more than JSON, less than YAML, and better for it" – and exactly what I'm looking for.
kriskowal.com/yay
kriskowal.com/yay
Faustian Bargain Basement
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Faustian Bargain Basement
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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space, a famously good environment to reject waste heat into
hi folks, serious journalist here, it's important to understand that this all makes perfect sense if you've completely cooked your brain on Elon fanboy bullshit for the last decade
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
space, a famously good environment to reject waste heat into
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A reminder that Twitter's "X Chat" implementation involves the client trusting the key storage server and as such it can easily be subverted. Signal does not, and can't
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
A reminder that Twitter's "X Chat" implementation involves the client trusting the key storage server and as such it can easily be subverted. Signal does not, and can't
Reposted by Ken Keiterman
the world turns strange in a geomagnetic storm. fixed things slide loose. all is malleable, just a little bit, if we will it to shift in our favor.
we hope and dream and pray and wish as our field is assaulted by sunstuff, bowing and shrieking, guiding heavy radiation down into the air
we hope and dream and pray and wish as our field is assaulted by sunstuff, bowing and shrieking, guiding heavy radiation down into the air
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 AM
the world turns strange in a geomagnetic storm. fixed things slide loose. all is malleable, just a little bit, if we will it to shift in our favor.
we hope and dream and pray and wish as our field is assaulted by sunstuff, bowing and shrieking, guiding heavy radiation down into the air
we hope and dream and pray and wish as our field is assaulted by sunstuff, bowing and shrieking, guiding heavy radiation down into the air
Reposted by Ken Keiterman
People talk a lot about how Miyazaki has a thing about flying and airplanes and stuff but his other thing is pretty clearly: Getting Yelled At By An Animal
January 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
People talk a lot about how Miyazaki has a thing about flying and airplanes and stuff but his other thing is pretty clearly: Getting Yelled At By An Animal
Just involuntarily let out a yelp as I accidentally closed a browser window filled with tabs (my precious tabs!!!)
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Just involuntarily let out a yelp as I accidentally closed a browser window filled with tabs (my precious tabs!!!)
What's that rummaging noise in the kitchen?
Oh, right. It's my ADHD partner using a fork as a comb because they forgot their comb at work (?).
Oh, right. It's my ADHD partner using a fork as a comb because they forgot their comb at work (?).
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What's that rummaging noise in the kitchen?
Oh, right. It's my ADHD partner using a fork as a comb because they forgot their comb at work (?).
Oh, right. It's my ADHD partner using a fork as a comb because they forgot their comb at work (?).
Another year, another bill from the domain registrar for w-e-l-p.com
welp.
w-e-l-p.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Another year, another bill from the domain registrar for w-e-l-p.com
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The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
Let's just nip this one in the bud, shall we? andrewmccalip.com/space-datace...
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
Economics of Orbital vs Terrestrial Data Centers
andrewmccalip.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Let's just nip this one in the bud, shall we? andrewmccalip.com/space-datace...
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
Try Razzledazzlam® today; they'll never catch wise.
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Try Razzledazzlam® today; they'll never catch wise.
Reposted by Ken Keiterman
The Cameras Tracking You Are A Security Nightmare
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Ken Keiterman
Me, British Dad: In America tomato sauce is ketchup, aubergine is an egg plant and Rocket is Arugula
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Me, British Dad: In America tomato sauce is ketchup, aubergine is an egg plant and Rocket is Arugula
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
what is a rotating sandwiches collab
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
what is a rotating sandwiches collab
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
Reposted by Ken Keiterman
Today I wrote about the Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex--new things people are expected to buy to be good spouses, partners or parents--and the fact that almost all of this is astroturfed from TikTok.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Today I wrote about the Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex--new things people are expected to buy to be good spouses, partners or parents--and the fact that almost all of this is astroturfed from TikTok.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
Reposted by Ken Keiterman
Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
Reposted by Ken Keiterman
Smoked that Transvaal Starlink pronatalist zaza, now I'm counting photons using 1.2 megapixel cameras. 10-K filing built like Jason Calacanis. I'm in the club claiming Saudi funding like I've never heard of a bonesaw. I don't care how many monkeys I gotta kill for it, I NEED Twitter inside my brain
June 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Smoked that Transvaal Starlink pronatalist zaza, now I'm counting photons using 1.2 megapixel cameras. 10-K filing built like Jason Calacanis. I'm in the club claiming Saudi funding like I've never heard of a bonesaw. I don't care how many monkeys I gotta kill for it, I NEED Twitter inside my brain
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Bad for Discourse and also bad for all the people who might get Chernobyl'd that the ending of "we should have more nuclear power" has gone from "by making it easier for Westinghouse and Bechtel to build them" to "by gutting the NRC at a Trumpy shitco's behest" www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
The Risky Movement to Make America Nuclear Again
A Silicon Valley startup called Oklo is leading the charge to bring nuclear power back to the US with small reactors. Its backers have wealth and political connections that could undermine nuclear saf...
www.bloomberg.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bad for Discourse and also bad for all the people who might get Chernobyl'd that the ending of "we should have more nuclear power" has gone from "by making it easier for Westinghouse and Bechtel to build them" to "by gutting the NRC at a Trumpy shitco's behest" www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
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I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!