I’m sorry man 😞

not sure, how about spanoptikopita…? a savory Greek surveillance pie?

That's awesome – last time I was there, the person I spoke to mentioned this rule. I don't have kids, so it doesn't matter to me, but I was... mildly confused.

The good news is that it's cozy /s

I wish I were joking that kids aren't allowed. But no, this is an adults-only board-game-shop-slash-french-bistro that someone clearly plowed their life savings into

"We've got board games..."
Nice!
"And you can have crepes"
Weird, but I'm here for it
"Kids aren't allowed"
What?
"And it's the size of the former grocery store location it occupies, in our current economy"

Deep cut; gotta follow @cliff.leaninto.it

I don’t — but I do know one about making Mike Myers a fried egg sandwich?

Well?? Did you do it?

Conspire?

Weirdly plausible

Smoked that Transvaal Starlink pronatalist zaza, now I'm counting photons using 1.2 megapixel cameras. 10-K filing built like Jason Calacanis. I'm in the club claiming Saudi funding like I've never heard of a bonesaw. I don't care how many monkeys I gotta kill for it, I NEED Twitter inside my brain

I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.

My friends, my loves, my dears.

Don't start.

JOIN.

These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!

Initially, I just thought you had a cursed footprint