Cartoons Hate Her!
@cartoonshateher.bsky.social
Social dynamics and online culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom
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My 5 year old can grind coffee beans and make pour over coffee (minus hot water, ofc) but can’t tie his shoes
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
My 5 year old can grind coffee beans and make pour over coffee (minus hot water, ofc) but can’t tie his shoes
Pre-vibe-shift, I noticed a sizeable number of expectant parents (including dads) openly worry that their infant or unborn sons would later become violent misogynists. I argue that going into parenthood with this belief about your son was bad. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-preemp...
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Pre-vibe-shift, I noticed a sizeable number of expectant parents (including dads) openly worry that their infant or unborn sons would later become violent misogynists. I argue that going into parenthood with this belief about your son was bad. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-preemp...
Most voluntarily childfree people chose not to have kids because they simply don't want them. But that answer isn't good enough for a lot of people, so we get "I can't bring children into a world barreling toward extinction."
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/childfree-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/childfree-...
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Most voluntarily childfree people chose not to have kids because they simply don't want them. But that answer isn't good enough for a lot of people, so we get "I can't bring children into a world barreling toward extinction."
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/childfree-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/childfree-...
Today I wrote about the common trope of women's sexual fantasies centering around dominant/aggressive men, which is basically the opposite of "affirmative consent," and my solution: even vanilla couples should just have a safe word. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/consent-is...
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today I wrote about the common trope of women's sexual fantasies centering around dominant/aggressive men, which is basically the opposite of "affirmative consent," and my solution: even vanilla couples should just have a safe word. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/consent-is...
One piece of bogus I refuse to buy into is that my “nervous system” was impacted by how my parents raised me in 1994. Nope! I simply do not believe it!
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
One piece of bogus I refuse to buy into is that my “nervous system” was impacted by how my parents raised me in 1994. Nope! I simply do not believe it!
Today, a FREE article on the fact that I have never been able to make a "group of girlfriends." Even after improving my friend-making, it's always been 1:1. And groups I've had in the past have ended badly. Maybe...I don't actually want it? www.cartoonshateher.com/p/maybe-i-do...
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Today, a FREE article on the fact that I have never been able to make a "group of girlfriends." Even after improving my friend-making, it's always been 1:1. And groups I've had in the past have ended badly. Maybe...I don't actually want it? www.cartoonshateher.com/p/maybe-i-do...
Merry Christmas to all the losers and the haters, of which there are many!
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Merry Christmas to all the losers and the haters, of which there are many!
Kinda disappointed that the right wing culture warriors haven’t latched onto Samantha the American Girl Doll’s great great granddaughter being Latina
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Kinda disappointed that the right wing culture warriors haven’t latched onto Samantha the American Girl Doll’s great great granddaughter being Latina
Today, I rank my holiday outfits from ages 5 to 35! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ranking-my...
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Today, I rank my holiday outfits from ages 5 to 35! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ranking-my...
Lots of bedsharing advocates seem to think that the only reason a woman wouldn't bedshare is because she doesn't want to be close to her baby. The reality is many women love the idea of bedsharing, but are simply too scared! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/i-didnt-be...
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lots of bedsharing advocates seem to think that the only reason a woman wouldn't bedshare is because she doesn't want to be close to her baby. The reality is many women love the idea of bedsharing, but are simply too scared! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/i-didnt-be...
Today, I wrote about cunnilingus, how online discourse shapes perceptions it, and a few interesting studies that bring up some curious questions.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-cunnil...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-cunnil...
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today, I wrote about cunnilingus, how online discourse shapes perceptions it, and a few interesting studies that bring up some curious questions.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-cunnil...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-cunnil...
We (mostly) all know screens are bad for kids. So when we limit screens, what tradeoff do we make? In my case, I have to become a crazy helicopter parent to prevent constant injury and disaster. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/screen-fre...
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We (mostly) all know screens are bad for kids. So when we limit screens, what tradeoff do we make? In my case, I have to become a crazy helicopter parent to prevent constant injury and disaster. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/screen-fre...
It's more socially inept to mock someone for vulnerably admitting to having trouble dating/making friends than whatever is wrong with that person in the first place.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-doubl...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-doubl...
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It's more socially inept to mock someone for vulnerably admitting to having trouble dating/making friends than whatever is wrong with that person in the first place.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-doubl...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-doubl...
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Finally subscribed. CHH’s writing feels like a sane sanctuary in a world of influencers peddling wild advice.
Today, I wrote about all the "invisible labor" that goes into Christmas, and the fact that most of it is just for...myself.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-christm...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-christm...
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Finally subscribed. CHH’s writing feels like a sane sanctuary in a world of influencers peddling wild advice.
Today, I wrote about all the "invisible labor" that goes into Christmas, and the fact that most of it is just for...myself.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-christm...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-christm...
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Today, I wrote about all the "invisible labor" that goes into Christmas, and the fact that most of it is just for...myself.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-christm...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-christm...
I told my 2 year old to stop hitting me with her binky and Alexa offered to “call emergency help” for me….girl calm down
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I told my 2 year old to stop hitting me with her binky and Alexa offered to “call emergency help” for me….girl calm down
I mean to be fair he’s probably right, why would any liberal woman hang out with Tucker Carlson lol
"Tucker Carlson has asserted: 'I don’t know a single happily married woman who’s liberal. Not one.'" www.liberalcurrents.com/marriage-mis...
Marriage, Misogyny, and the Pursuit of Happiness: The Right Is Offering a Morally Barren Vision of the Family
Liberals cannot allow the right to monopolize the discourse on virtue and the good life or they will cede space to their rigid and hierarchical visions.
www.liberalcurrents.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I mean to be fair he’s probably right, why would any liberal woman hang out with Tucker Carlson lol
5 year old just notified me he’s expecting a “present for Kwanzaa”
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
5 year old just notified me he’s expecting a “present for Kwanzaa”
You all know the “mad at my husband because he cheated on me in my dream” thing but today my husband is benefiting from me having a dream last night that he died (I’m being very nice to him)
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You all know the “mad at my husband because he cheated on me in my dream” thing but today my husband is benefiting from me having a dream last night that he died (I’m being very nice to him)
Obviously thrilled to have a viral essay this week. Small quibble is the amount of people being like "Why is this paid? Who cares?" Dude it's my job! Why is anything paid? fuck off!
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Obviously thrilled to have a viral essay this week. Small quibble is the amount of people being like "Why is this paid? Who cares?" Dude it's my job! Why is anything paid? fuck off!
Because it’s coming up again, just to be clear I do NOT have diagnosed autism (I've been tested.) I'm not offended by the suggestion but I dont wanna be that person whos like "oh i'm autistic and my special interest is being super social, fashionable and throwing parties!" (I do have ADHD/OCD)
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Because it’s coming up again, just to be clear I do NOT have diagnosed autism (I've been tested.) I'm not offended by the suggestion but I dont wanna be that person whos like "oh i'm autistic and my special interest is being super social, fashionable and throwing parties!" (I do have ADHD/OCD)
Day 4 no ocd reassurance
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Day 4 no ocd reassurance
Since people seemed to like my personal essay earlier this week about being universally hated at a Big Tech work orientation, here's another one about the time I threw the worst-ever networking event. (And while they're usually paid, this one is free.) Link in replies.
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Since people seemed to like my personal essay earlier this week about being universally hated at a Big Tech work orientation, here's another one about the time I threw the worst-ever networking event. (And while they're usually paid, this one is free.) Link in replies.