Cartoons Hate Her!
@cartoonshateher.bsky.social
Social dynamics and online culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom
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Today, my Trump impression on the division of domestic labor and the mental load. Link in replies.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Today, my Trump impression on the division of domestic labor and the mental load. Link in replies.
Today I wrote about the Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex--new things people are expected to buy to be good spouses, partners or parents--and the fact that almost all of this is astroturfed from TikTok.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Today I wrote about the Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex--new things people are expected to buy to be good spouses, partners or parents--and the fact that almost all of this is astroturfed from TikTok.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
Today, I was featured on Noah Smith's Substack with my piece about how I'm secretly a weeb for Ireland. www.noahpinion.blog/p/im-a-weeb-...
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Today, I was featured on Noah Smith's Substack with my piece about how I'm secretly a weeb for Ireland. www.noahpinion.blog/p/im-a-weeb-...
No matter how progressive you are, the most important thing to be is Hot. Your points are invalid if you are not Hot. You must constantly signal that you are Hot, even if you're just campaigning for a NYC mayoral candidate.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/boyfriends...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/boyfriends...
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
No matter how progressive you are, the most important thing to be is Hot. Your points are invalid if you are not Hot. You must constantly signal that you are Hot, even if you're just campaigning for a NYC mayoral candidate.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/boyfriends...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/boyfriends...
My take on the idea that "boyfriends are embarrassing" is that pretending to be indifferent or hateful toward men is often just another way of signaling that you're hot--so hot that you don't even have to like men to get their attention.
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www.cartoonshateher.com/p/boyfriends...
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My take on the idea that "boyfriends are embarrassing" is that pretending to be indifferent or hateful toward men is often just another way of signaling that you're hot--so hot that you don't even have to like men to get their attention.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/boyfriends...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/boyfriends...
Today, i wrote about the "word of the year" in 2025, an infamous teen meme called 6-7, and the 1998 meme "sloosh" that felt eerily similar. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/before-67-...
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Today, i wrote about the "word of the year" in 2025, an infamous teen meme called 6-7, and the 1998 meme "sloosh" that felt eerily similar. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/before-67-...
Today, I wrote about the men who find the act of wearing a Halloween costume painfully embarrassing, and how this relates to a larger scheme that hinges masculinity on trying as little as possible.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-eterna...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-eterna...
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Today, I wrote about the men who find the act of wearing a Halloween costume painfully embarrassing, and how this relates to a larger scheme that hinges masculinity on trying as little as possible.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-eterna...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-eterna...
One of my favorite fun facts is that in 2006 Tucker Carlson was on MSNBC doing a segment about asexuality. I've been told this isn't ideal for the "get to you know you" game on the first day of work though?
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
One of my favorite fun facts is that in 2006 Tucker Carlson was on MSNBC doing a segment about asexuality. I've been told this isn't ideal for the "get to you know you" game on the first day of work though?
Today I wrote about "temporarily embarrassed high school bullies," or people who have never been particularly cool but use politics, ideology or other causes as an excuse to give all the atomic wedgies they always dreamed of.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/on-tempora...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/on-tempora...
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Today I wrote about "temporarily embarrassed high school bullies," or people who have never been particularly cool but use politics, ideology or other causes as an excuse to give all the atomic wedgies they always dreamed of.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/on-tempora...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/on-tempora...
Today, a FREE article on how my husband thinks all food at restaurants is communal and I stand outside my culinary McMansion with a taser
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/im-a-food-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/im-a-food-...
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Today, a FREE article on how my husband thinks all food at restaurants is communal and I stand outside my culinary McMansion with a taser
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/im-a-food-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/im-a-food-...
It’s not against social norms to throw a dinner party but good luck getting anyone to show up or dress appropriately
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s not against social norms to throw a dinner party but good luck getting anyone to show up or dress appropriately
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
Today, I wrote about how the loneliness epidemic isn't about men, or women, or even how society is built, but about choices we all make every day to avoid socialization, effort, or embarrassment--and how it's too easy to make these choices.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Today, I wrote about how the loneliness epidemic isn't about men, or women, or even how society is built, but about choices we all make every day to avoid socialization, effort, or embarrassment--and how it's too easy to make these choices.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...
I thought I hated being the sexual aggressor because I was unconfident with my body. But even after I learned to love my body, I still hated being the one to initiate sex or (God forbid) REQUEST a sex act for my own enjoyment.
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October 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I thought I hated being the sexual aggressor because I was unconfident with my body. But even after I learned to love my body, I still hated being the one to initiate sex or (God forbid) REQUEST a sex act for my own enjoyment.
cartoonshateher.substack.com/p/my-permiss...
cartoonshateher.substack.com/p/my-permiss...
Today, my first article that I asked my parents not to read. I examined how my sexuality works (and the sexuality of other straight women) and how this relates to almost all depictions of female sexuality in media.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-permiss...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-permiss...
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Today, my first article that I asked my parents not to read. I examined how my sexuality works (and the sexuality of other straight women) and how this relates to almost all depictions of female sexuality in media.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-permiss...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-permiss...
Most people are cringe, not remotely edgy, and like brunch. Your shitlib mom's ethos resonates with more people.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/your-prote...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/your-prote...
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Most people are cringe, not remotely edgy, and like brunch. Your shitlib mom's ethos resonates with more people.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/your-prote...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/your-prote...
People may be laughing at "cringe middle aged liberal women" at the No Kings protests for being insufficiently edgy or radical, but if your movement can't appeal to women like Sharon and Dawn, it won't win. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/your-prote...
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
People may be laughing at "cringe middle aged liberal women" at the No Kings protests for being insufficiently edgy or radical, but if your movement can't appeal to women like Sharon and Dawn, it won't win. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/your-prote...
About a year ago, I quit a very unsuccessful 13-year career in tech to be a full time SAHM/writer. One thing I didn't expect: I would become obsessed with work.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/quitting-m...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/quitting-m...
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
About a year ago, I quit a very unsuccessful 13-year career in tech to be a full time SAHM/writer. One thing I didn't expect: I would become obsessed with work.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/quitting-m...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/quitting-m...
Obviously, NotAllMen, but today I wrote about the men who like feminine women, but find every aspect of femininity annoying or stupid (except boobs.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/you-dont-l...
October 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Obviously, NotAllMen, but today I wrote about the men who like feminine women, but find every aspect of femininity annoying or stupid (except boobs.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/you-dont-l...
The stereotype that married men demand porn star edgy kinky sex from their exhausted wives just isn’t true. Women generally are the ones with the elaborate kinks.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
October 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The stereotype that married men demand porn star edgy kinky sex from their exhausted wives just isn’t true. Women generally are the ones with the elaborate kinks.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
I regret to inform you that the “emotional labor” brigade is now coming for consensual marital sex
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I regret to inform you that the “emotional labor” brigade is now coming for consensual marital sex
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...
Taylor Swift has gone full MAGA, and it’s even worse than that: she likes men.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ive-been-p...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ive-been-p...
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Taylor Swift has gone full MAGA, and it’s even worse than that: she likes men.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ive-been-p...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ive-been-p...
A singular pit bull (or even the majority of them) never killing a child at random doesn't mean they aren't a safety hazard. A cute photo of a pit bull and a baby is irrelevant. These dogs can be with a family for years before turning on them.
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www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pit-bulls-...
October 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A singular pit bull (or even the majority of them) never killing a child at random doesn't mean they aren't a safety hazard. A cute photo of a pit bull and a baby is irrelevant. These dogs can be with a family for years before turning on them.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pit-bulls-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pit-bulls-...
Pit bulls are disproportionately responsible for the deaths of many young children--more than other known hazards like button batteries--and many of these attacks are completely random and unprovoked.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pit-bulls-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pit-bulls-...
October 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Pit bulls are disproportionately responsible for the deaths of many young children--more than other known hazards like button batteries--and many of these attacks are completely random and unprovoked.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pit-bulls-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pit-bulls-...
While I suppose it’s nice to take joy in superior fertility, society more or less agrees it’s obnoxious to brag about being genetically skinny or having rich parents. Bragging about luck is unbecoming!
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-does-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-does-...
October 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
While I suppose it’s nice to take joy in superior fertility, society more or less agrees it’s obnoxious to brag about being genetically skinny or having rich parents. Bragging about luck is unbecoming!
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-does-...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-does-...
I wrote about the one upmanship on Mom Twitter and ask if maybe I’m just wimpy for finding some of it distasteful. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-does-...
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I wrote about the one upmanship on Mom Twitter and ask if maybe I’m just wimpy for finding some of it distasteful. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-does-...