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Ken Foster
@kenfostersvoice.com
· Nov 23
Ken Foster's Voice / Professional Voice-Over
Ken Foster, experienced voice actor, voice talent, & voice-over artist, runs a professional remote-ready (Source Connect certified), broadcast-quality studio in Nazareth, PA. Hear Ken's voiceover wor...
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
so I'll be stopping for the day (hopefully)
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
so I'll be stopping for the day (hopefully)
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Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557/
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557/
Top 10 Worst 3rd Dune Movie Titles:
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
Duny Villeneuve
DUNESTRUCK
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Top 10 Worst 3rd Dune Movie Titles:
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social taking my son to your @heliumcomedyphl.bsky.social show in Mar for a holiday gift. Looking forward to this & I know he'll love it.
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social taking my son to your @heliumcomedyphl.bsky.social show in Mar for a holiday gift. Looking forward to this & I know he'll love it.
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
for the love of pete: if my payment was declined & my online photos are in danger, your twice-daily emails will certainly get me turned around. Meanwhile, can I get you into some insulated window treatments or penis enlargement sera? #spamspamspamspam
a can of spam with a hamburger on it on a white plate
ALT: a can of spam with a hamburger on it on a white plate
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
for the love of pete: if my payment was declined & my online photos are in danger, your twice-daily emails will certainly get me turned around. Meanwhile, can I get you into some insulated window treatments or penis enlargement sera? #spamspamspamspam
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Fortuitously named, or not, Felix Navidade hated this time of the year…
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fortuitously named, or not, Felix Navidade hated this time of the year…
Ah, the old reach-around overreach
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December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ah, the old reach-around overreach
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TWO REPUBLICANS criticized Trump’s despicable-even-for-it post obout the Reiner family tragedy.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
TWO REPUBLICANS criticized Trump’s despicable-even-for-it post obout the Reiner family tragedy.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.
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Of course 2025 ends with Rob Reiner being murdered. I expected nothing less from this absolute fucking nightmare of a year.
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Of course 2025 ends with Rob Reiner being murdered. I expected nothing less from this absolute fucking nightmare of a year.
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Happy 100th Birthday to #DickVanDyke.
In a world of Donalds, be a Dick.
In a world of Donalds, be a Dick.
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Happy 100th Birthday to #DickVanDyke.
In a world of Donalds, be a Dick.
In a world of Donalds, be a Dick.
2026 horror looks to have legs based on these Sundance flicks
Sundance Film Festival has announced the lineup for its last year in Park City, including several hotly anticipated horror titles.
Sundance Film Festival Reveals Its Star-Studded 2026 Horror Titles
Sundance Film Festival has announced the lineup for its last year in Park City, including several hotly anticipated horror titles.
dlvr.it
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
2026 horror looks to have legs based on these Sundance flicks
I don't know who needs to hear this but Chirs Elliot's entire dynamite series "Get A LIfe" is streaming now on @shoutstudios.bsky.social YouTube channel:
www.youtube.com/live/UWRGptT...
www.youtube.com/live/UWRGptT...
Get A Life | 35th Anniversary Marathon | FIRST TIME STREAMING | December 6-7 on SHOUT! TV
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but Chirs Elliot's entire dynamite series "Get A LIfe" is streaming now on @shoutstudios.bsky.social YouTube channel:
www.youtube.com/live/UWRGptT...
www.youtube.com/live/UWRGptT...
See, I told you...
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
See, I told you...
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This is just some petty and cruel shit. I was very proud to serve alongside Rachel Levine. She has more leadership, integrity, and expertise in her little finger than the entire RFK HHS crew does all together. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is just some petty and cruel shit. I was very proud to serve alongside Rachel Levine. She has more leadership, integrity, and expertise in her little finger than the entire RFK HHS crew does all together. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
So 34 years ago tonight I the *new & improved* version this band live. A college friend (you know who you are 🤫 ) grabbed a pair for this one & the world loved the new "Black" album (I was/still am 50/50 on it)...(1)
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So 34 years ago tonight I the *new & improved* version this band live. A college friend (you know who you are 🤫 ) grabbed a pair for this one & the world loved the new "Black" album (I was/still am 50/50 on it)...(1)
spite is a good motivator
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
spite is a good motivator
…the elephant really ties the room together…
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
…the elephant really ties the room together…
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Props to Macy's for their bold Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon choice this year. Brave, indeed.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Props to Macy's for their bold Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon choice this year. Brave, indeed.
Many bands, albums, genres and styles have affected me - and a ton of it punk & hardcore - but this is the one that put my music brain on the map.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Many bands, albums, genres and styles have affected me - and a ton of it punk & hardcore - but this is the one that put my music brain on the map.
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Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!