Kelsie ⚜️
@kelsiekristine.bsky.social
Took the monster to Walmart tonight to get valentines for her class and a few more groceries. We were over by the milk when she told points and says “mom, look it’s what you like!” I turn around to see a giant white claw poster. My parent of the year award is on its way.
February 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Took the monster to Walmart tonight to get valentines for her class and a few more groceries. We were over by the milk when she told points and says “mom, look it’s what you like!” I turn around to see a giant white claw poster. My parent of the year award is on its way.
At for years old, my daughter has finally decided that applesauce is in fact not poison, but instead a delicious snack.
February 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At for years old, my daughter has finally decided that applesauce is in fact not poison, but instead a delicious snack.
My four year old beat her best friend at a video game. He started crying. Her reply “stop getting drops on my couch”.
Might be the sickest burn I’ve ever heard.
Might be the sickest burn I’ve ever heard.
February 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My four year old beat her best friend at a video game. He started crying. Her reply “stop getting drops on my couch”.
Might be the sickest burn I’ve ever heard.
Might be the sickest burn I’ve ever heard.
@bsky.app I would love to watch the videos that creators posts to this site, but 99% of them just spin and never play. Sends me back to that other site to find them.
January 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@bsky.app I would love to watch the videos that creators posts to this site, but 99% of them just spin and never play. Sends me back to that other site to find them.
Do cars sold in the south not have rear defrost. I am afraid this poor Louisiana soul was not prepared to drive in Wyoming today….
January 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do cars sold in the south not have rear defrost. I am afraid this poor Louisiana soul was not prepared to drive in Wyoming today….
Sumo orange season, AKA 500% of my daily value for vitamin C season.
January 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Sumo orange season, AKA 500% of my daily value for vitamin C season.
Finally made it back to the gym after turning into a cheese and sugar eating sloth for the last two weeks. Gonna be sore tomorrow…
January 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Finally made it back to the gym after turning into a cheese and sugar eating sloth for the last two weeks. Gonna be sore tomorrow…
If the word fits….
January 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If the word fits….
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After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Closure of northern Minnesota camp is ‘the greatest story.’ Here’s why.
Willow River, Minn., camp One Heartland is for sale after serving kids there for nearly three decades.
www.startribune.com
December 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
I’m up by five points in fantasy. I have Kendre Miller in my flex. I just bench him, right? Feels sad to have literally zero Saints rooting interest tonight, but feels like the right move.
December 23, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I’m up by five points in fantasy. I have Kendre Miller in my flex. I just bench him, right? Feels sad to have literally zero Saints rooting interest tonight, but feels like the right move.
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah remix
shit get crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious...
December 3, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah remix
I guess I need to step up my game…
December 1, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I guess I need to step up my game…
They misspelled incontinence.
November 25, 2024 at 1:49 AM
They misspelled incontinence.
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social gentlemen’s (seated) piss club booths?
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 AM
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social gentlemen’s (seated) piss club booths?
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[Batman at McDonald's]
What's your chicken sandwich called?
-A McChicken
And the rib sandwich?
-A McRib
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
What's your chicken sandwich called?
-A McChicken
And the rib sandwich?
-A McRib
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
[Batman at McDonald's]
What's your chicken sandwich called?
-A McChicken
And the rib sandwich?
-A McRib
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
What's your chicken sandwich called?
-A McChicken
And the rib sandwich?
-A McRib
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
But what about the moon?
Incredible timing on this tweet. It’s almost 3 p.m. on November 15th which is apparently the annual Force Harvard and Princeton’s Sidelines To Look Directly Into The Sun Solstice!
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
But what about the moon?
Art, but make it sports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
November 11, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Art, but make it sports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Nobody talking about the AK thirst trap AKA his post game presser? 🥵
November 11, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Nobody talking about the AK thirst trap AKA his post game presser? 🥵
Boss above my boss made a comment about how he didn’t really care about who won the election, then proceeded to tell a joke that made it real clear on who he voted for.
November 9, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Boss above my boss made a comment about how he didn’t really care about who won the election, then proceeded to tell a joke that made it real clear on who he voted for.