kelly mack!
@kellymack.bsky.social
resident big dumb bitch • ding dong • dog greeter • garf lover • miss piggy’s protege • trash tv connoisseur
Ugh. Have you ever been stuck next to baby on a plane who won’t stop crying and whining?
At what point should I ask the flight attendant to move this raging bald ass loser man who cannot be under 45 years old away from me?
At what point should I ask the flight attendant to move this raging bald ass loser man who cannot be under 45 years old away from me?
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ugh. Have you ever been stuck next to baby on a plane who won’t stop crying and whining?
At what point should I ask the flight attendant to move this raging bald ass loser man who cannot be under 45 years old away from me?
At what point should I ask the flight attendant to move this raging bald ass loser man who cannot be under 45 years old away from me?
when a bitch is tryin’ it ONCE again
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
when a bitch is tryin’ it ONCE again
i was telling my mom i’d reconnected with an old friend and out of nowhere she said, “she’s always been so nice. remember when her sister was bragging about getting a better grade than you on test?”
no, must have repressed that one. but now it’s going to come up in therapy for the next 3 years.
no, must have repressed that one. but now it’s going to come up in therapy for the next 3 years.
May 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i was telling my mom i’d reconnected with an old friend and out of nowhere she said, “she’s always been so nice. remember when her sister was bragging about getting a better grade than you on test?”
no, must have repressed that one. but now it’s going to come up in therapy for the next 3 years.
no, must have repressed that one. but now it’s going to come up in therapy for the next 3 years.
VERY cool stuff, gang.
Virginia Democratic Party Chair’s response to my reporting warning that Gerry Connolly was terminally ill back in December
May 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
VERY cool stuff, gang.
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A federal program provides extra help to make sure students experiencing homelessness get an education. Amid massive cuts to the federal government, the program's future is uncertain.
Educators fear their homeless students could become a target for Trump cuts
A federal program provides extra help to make sure students experiencing homelessness get an education. Amid massive cuts to the federal government, the program's future is uncertain.
www.npr.org
May 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
A federal program provides extra help to make sure students experiencing homelessness get an education. Amid massive cuts to the federal government, the program's future is uncertain.
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May 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
West looks too much like one of the Darling children. Which is fitting because he has a raging case of Peter Pan syndrome. #SummerHouse
April 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
West looks too much like one of the Darling children. Which is fitting because he has a raging case of Peter Pan syndrome. #SummerHouse
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Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
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Oh, to be a girl who wants to burst into tears for no reason and also make out with a stranger because what even makes sense anymore?
December 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Oh, to be a girl who wants to burst into tears for no reason and also make out with a stranger because what even makes sense anymore?
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
If MySpace was a place for friends, Tinder is a place to lose your faith in humanity.
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
If MySpace was a place for friends, Tinder is a place to lose your faith in humanity.
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Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends
In my most authentic form, I'm puttering around, singing a chaotic rotation of songs that pop into my head, burping at an alarming volume, talking to the television, myself, or the dogs (in that order), and if at home, clothing optional.
November 26, 2024 at 9:19 AM
In my most authentic form, I'm puttering around, singing a chaotic rotation of songs that pop into my head, burping at an alarming volume, talking to the television, myself, or the dogs (in that order), and if at home, clothing optional.
when my brother visits, it’s like camping in an area with bears. if you don’t hide your precious treats, they’re getting swiped.
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
when my brother visits, it’s like camping in an area with bears. if you don’t hide your precious treats, they’re getting swiped.
so grateful to feel understood.
November 18, 2024 at 1:49 AM
so grateful to feel understood.
i have spent the last 5 days stewing over how much i am icked out by justin rose.
that man’s thirst & hideous goddamn wardrobe are living rent free in mind which is even more irritating!
at least we’re out of the era where we had to watch scenes of him & whitney’s performative horniness #rhoslc
that man’s thirst & hideous goddamn wardrobe are living rent free in mind which is even more irritating!
at least we’re out of the era where we had to watch scenes of him & whitney’s performative horniness #rhoslc
a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .
ALT: a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 1:47 AM
i have spent the last 5 days stewing over how much i am icked out by justin rose.
that man’s thirst & hideous goddamn wardrobe are living rent free in mind which is even more irritating!
at least we’re out of the era where we had to watch scenes of him & whitney’s performative horniness #rhoslc
that man’s thirst & hideous goddamn wardrobe are living rent free in mind which is even more irritating!
at least we’re out of the era where we had to watch scenes of him & whitney’s performative horniness #rhoslc
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anyway, very pleased that my outfit was v. cute!
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 PM
anyway, very pleased that my outfit was v. cute!
oh no, i drank a celsius at 9pm to go out with friends and got onto alien tiktok when i got home now i can’t sleep.
November 17, 2024 at 12:59 PM
oh no, i drank a celsius at 9pm to go out with friends and got onto alien tiktok when i got home now i can’t sleep.
things that happened this week: my dog fell off my balcony (he’s fine), i fell down my stairs, spent hours on the phone being complained to, kirby barfed pieces of my underwear on my bed, ate key lime pie, got a video of my teenybopper crush teasing me about my aol screen name (zacsbabe8)
hell yeah
hell yeah
November 16, 2024 at 10:51 AM
things that happened this week: my dog fell off my balcony (he’s fine), i fell down my stairs, spent hours on the phone being complained to, kirby barfed pieces of my underwear on my bed, ate key lime pie, got a video of my teenybopper crush teasing me about my aol screen name (zacsbabe8)
hell yeah
hell yeah