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Outflow my gas, the galaxy man said
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BW Keller (he/him). Astrophysicist.
Pot-of-coffee-by-day, bottle-of-wine-by-night type of guy? Triple that and you've got me.
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Spent a few hours on this this evening. Current progress: we have a physics engine!

sidenote: GAME DEVELOPMENT IS SO HARD
January 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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David Lynch on sheds
January 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I am very very jealous that this family on Prince Edward Island (Canada) had a small meteor hit their sidewalk and managed to catch it on their door cam in what is likely the first audio and visual recording of a meteor strike!

youtu.be/F_1xInfNMok?...
Meteorite strike caught on P.E.I. home security camera
YouTube video by The Canadian Press
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Stole this but it's 100% true
January 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I desperately want an AI that submits travel reports for me so I can get reimbursed for my $12 breakfast without spending way more of my time than that $12 is worth to do it.

Is that what's being built or what I'm being offered? Of course not.
January 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I have slowed my aging to 0.64 speed by being covered at all times in a powerful goop
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 31.

Happy new year.
December 31, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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"You will be visited by three spirits"

The three* spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I had exactly the same experience
Making outlines is how you study. I once had a professor in a heavily technical subject who said we could each bring one sheet of paper with notes into the final exam. I spent weeks on multiple drafts of my one sheet. By the time I finished it, I didn't need to look at it.
December 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Well, I’m sure American men losing tens of billions of dollars in a way that barely existed prior to 2020 didn’t influence their opinion on the economy or anything.
Hey is exponential growth in a predatory industry good?
December 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Academic Christmas
December 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Of the fuzziness things that clutter the skies
Charles Messier is coming to town
December 15, 2024 at 12:55 PM
In 2025 the UofM is hosting the APS's CU*IP (Conference for Undergraduate Women and Gender Minorities in Physics). We're raising $ to help as many students as possible to attend. If you can help out, please check out the donation link below:
momentum.memphis.edu/project/4495...
♥️Thanks♥️
2025 American Physical Society CU*iP
Help University of Memphis raise $15,000 for the project: 2025 American Physical Society CU*iP. Your gift will make a difference!
momentum.memphis.edu
November 21, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Amazing that google included code to let it's AI generate correctly formatted math, but not enough to generate actually correct math.

The units don't even make sense!
November 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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I've had really bad job luck (shortlisted numerous times but never quite getting anything) so if anyone has any spare funding for ~6-12 months for a postdoc then let me know 🔭

I'm very experienced with machine learning, software development, and working with large surveys! My CV: cv.emily.space
October 16, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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Exciting news everyone! I am hiring a postdoc scholar to work with me at Oregon State Physics. If you love computational astrophysics, supernovae, and/or compact object mergers, this may be a great fit for you. More information here: aas.org/jobregister/...
Postdoctoral Scholar in Theoretical and Computational Astrophysics | American Astronomical Society
The Department of Physics at Oregon State University invites applications for a 2 year postdoctoral scholar position. The successful candidate will work with Prof. Sanjana Curtis on multi-messenger as...
aas.org
September 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work.
June 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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that ep of TNG where Data’s chest gets a crack in it from an accident on an away team and he discovers a much tinier Data that lives in his abdomen built by Dr Soong and begins to understand this smaller Data is what he conceived of as his “conscious self” and it drives a man-sized Data suit around
September 16, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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It just sucks that anyone who wants to complain about dumbass culture war shit gets paid a million dollars by Russia and anyone who wants to investigate corruption in a Sheriff’s Department has to be like “hey can you PLEASE send me five dollars for my newsletter I’m begging you”
September 5, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Atlanta you know what to do
September 1, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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August 26, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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WTF is going on here with JD Vance's haircut?
August 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Pete Bud Jttigifgbuttigieg, his name is my name toooooo
August 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired
April 19, 2024 at 7:32 PM