Ben Stone
@kbenjaminstone.bsky.social
super smart dumbfuck
Toyota Corolla Fan President (part time)
Toyota Corolla Fan President (part time)
My sleep paralysis demon
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 AM
My sleep paralysis demon
Reposted by Ben Stone
They just said it’s going to be 113 degrees F at the Australian Open today.
Currently 8 degrees where I live.
Just a cool (errr, hot) 105 degrees difference!
Currently 8 degrees where I live.
Just a cool (errr, hot) 105 degrees difference!
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
They just said it’s going to be 113 degrees F at the Australian Open today.
Currently 8 degrees where I live.
Just a cool (errr, hot) 105 degrees difference!
Currently 8 degrees where I live.
Just a cool (errr, hot) 105 degrees difference!
Why are the Cleveland Cavaliers wearing Tampa Bay Buccaneers creamsicle jerseys?
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Why are the Cleveland Cavaliers wearing Tampa Bay Buccaneers creamsicle jerseys?
New Hampshire is up there with Seattle among the most beautiful places I’ve visited on Earth.
Just, uhhhhhhh
Skip the winter months.
Just, uhhhhhhh
Skip the winter months.
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
New Hampshire is up there with Seattle among the most beautiful places I’ve visited on Earth.
Just, uhhhhhhh
Skip the winter months.
Just, uhhhhhhh
Skip the winter months.
Reposted by Ben Stone
LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
F U C K
K R O E N K E
F O R E V E R
! ! ! !
K R O E N K E
F O R E V E R
! ! ! !
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
F U C K
K R O E N K E
F O R E V E R
! ! ! !
K R O E N K E
F O R E V E R
! ! ! !
January 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I can’t deal with the Patriots going to another fucking Super Bowl.
But if the Rams win I will be forced to root for them again because FUCK KROENKE.
Please Seattle, my former home of a couple of years….
But if the Rams win I will be forced to root for them again because FUCK KROENKE.
Please Seattle, my former home of a couple of years….
a poster that says you 're my only hope on it
ALT: a poster that says you 're my only hope on it
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I can’t deal with the Patriots going to another fucking Super Bowl.
But if the Rams win I will be forced to root for them again because FUCK KROENKE.
Please Seattle, my former home of a couple of years….
But if the Rams win I will be forced to root for them again because FUCK KROENKE.
Please Seattle, my former home of a couple of years….
Why do we always need to see Robert Kraft?
Fuck Robert Kraft.
Fuck Robert Kraft.
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Why do we always need to see Robert Kraft?
Fuck Robert Kraft.
Fuck Robert Kraft.
Houston - Philly is fun if you have league pass
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Houston - Philly is fun if you have league pass
What a shitty night in the NBA lol
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
What a shitty night in the NBA lol
I don’t know what this is but I NEED IT.
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I don’t know what this is but I NEED IT.
Holy mother of God
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January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Holy mother of God
Omelet from a hospital cafeteria.
Here’s a topic outside the news.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Omelet from a hospital cafeteria.
You absolutely do not have to hand it to him.
But damn this asshole is funny sometimes…
But damn this asshole is funny sometimes…
Trump: "A friend of mine who's a very smart guy, very very rich, very powerful man actually. But he's very fat. And he took the fat drug. I won't give you which one. It was Ozempic ... the drug doesn't work on him. I saw him recently. He's actually fatter than ever."
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
You absolutely do not have to hand it to him.
But damn this asshole is funny sometimes…
But damn this asshole is funny sometimes…
Who says you should quit Facebook?
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Who says you should quit Facebook?
Reposted by Ben Stone
No offense but would y’all SHUT the fuck up about this.
Any of it.
No one has any shame.
They’ll just keep changing the rules.
Stop trying to call out hypocrisy when the hypocrites don’t GIVE A FUCK.
Realize you live in a world with no rules. And if there are any they are slanted away from you
Any of it.
No one has any shame.
They’ll just keep changing the rules.
Stop trying to call out hypocrisy when the hypocrites don’t GIVE A FUCK.
Realize you live in a world with no rules. And if there are any they are slanted away from you
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
No offense but would y’all SHUT the fuck up about this.
Any of it.
No one has any shame.
They’ll just keep changing the rules.
Stop trying to call out hypocrisy when the hypocrites don’t GIVE A FUCK.
Realize you live in a world with no rules. And if there are any they are slanted away from you
Any of it.
No one has any shame.
They’ll just keep changing the rules.
Stop trying to call out hypocrisy when the hypocrites don’t GIVE A FUCK.
Realize you live in a world with no rules. And if there are any they are slanted away from you
2:30 in the afternoon and the cable news channels are still relentless in their praise of this illegal action so fuck it let’s bomb everyone and take their oil
ffs…
ffs…
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
2:30 in the afternoon and the cable news channels are still relentless in their praise of this illegal action so fuck it let’s bomb everyone and take their oil
ffs…
ffs…
. @velshi.com sane washing this horseshit bracketed by two war mongers
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
. @velshi.com sane washing this horseshit bracketed by two war mongers
Look man it’s not being an insensitive dick (necessarily) it’s just pattern recognition…
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Look man it’s not being an insensitive dick (necessarily) it’s just pattern recognition…
Just being a total dipshit for one second but is this not where Manousos pulled his MG out of the garage in #Pluribus
(sorry I’m trying to delete)
(sorry I’m trying to delete)
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just being a total dipshit for one second but is this not where Manousos pulled his MG out of the garage in #Pluribus
(sorry I’m trying to delete)
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The Sane Wash
Fuck anyone taking this seriously I’ve seen you dumbfucks already on my timeline getting in line.
Fuck anyone taking this seriously I’ve seen you dumbfucks already on my timeline getting in line.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The Sane Wash
Fuck anyone taking this seriously I’ve seen you dumbfucks already on my timeline getting in line.
Fuck anyone taking this seriously I’ve seen you dumbfucks already on my timeline getting in line.
Finally someone comes on the set to challenged this fucker Barry McCaffery but he’s still having multiple orgasms over the “operation” because that’s all these goons are good for.
Fuck anyone sanewashing this horseshit.
FUCK YOU
Fuck anyone sanewashing this horseshit.
FUCK YOU
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Finally someone comes on the set to challenged this fucker Barry McCaffery but he’s still having multiple orgasms over the “operation” because that’s all these goons are good for.
Fuck anyone sanewashing this horseshit.
FUCK YOU
Fuck anyone sanewashing this horseshit.
FUCK YOU