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Ben Stone
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super smart dumb fuck

Toyota Corolla Fan Club President


The Cat’s Account:

@yourdailybob.bsky.social
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For 13+ years now you’ve seen me on Twitter or here. A reply guy with a screaming cat.

Her name was Bob.

And she died in my arms a few hours ago.

I know I’ve lived a lucky life when it was one of the hardest things I’ve had to do.

I can’t find the original but here’s a fuzzy one of the legend…
Al Capope
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Not a huge fan of these funky #NBA courts they made for the #NBACup, but this OKC court is so clean that I think they should keep it like that always!

Minus the weird looking gold paint in the lanes and at center court, of course.

But that dark blue with orange around the court is cold.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We’ve learned a lot about our institutions in this Trump term.

Very little of it is good.

But that’s not what I heard from some people after the election. It was that even if Trump did go if the rails with Project 2025 that the tunnel would contain him.

He broke right through those paper walls.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Worthy had a touchdown if he had just turned the other way.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reposted by Ben Stone
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
POV:

My phone as I read the timeline everyday.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Like much of Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, Pluribus moves to the rhythm of labor—long passages of people wordlessly performing some kind of physical task in all its tedium. Moments like these make up for gaps in the plot that I'm still not sure are deliberate.
'Pluribus' Episode 5 Recap: The Dairy Company
This episode is powered by moments where the images do the talking.
decider.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sort of sighing at all these takes that say this National Guard shooting will be bad for the President.

Nah. From their twisted viewpoint it just proves their point: that the cities are still violent and need to be tamed.

And the cult will follow along.

MAYBE it chips away a tad of his support.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh, so #Pluribus in not simply Invasion of the Body Snatchers. It’s
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt and brown straps
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt and brown straps
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
One of my only complaints about this app is that they only give us 5 trending topics instead of the 25 on the other app.

Also the trending algorithm seems a little off or behind.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s beyond me how odd these people are. Like from a different reality.

They see a false memory of America and project it forward through a twisted but ultimately stupid fuzzy lens, drowning in their own incompetence. Constantly.

We’re all god damn lucky they suck at this from the highest levels.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I just made a photo account for my recently deceased cat if anyone is interested.

Will try and post pics often.

I mean, I only have 5,000 of them…
In this first post I will explain the scenario:

This cat died a week ago.

However, I have 5,000 pictures of her on my phone still.

So here she is. In all her mean glory…

#Cats #Caturday #Calico
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My favorite part about Pluribus thus far is the actor of the week absolutely murdering scenes.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
For 13+ years now you’ve seen me on Twitter or here. A reply guy with a screaming cat.

Her name was Bob.

And she died in my arms a few hours ago.

I know I’ve lived a lucky life when it was one of the hardest things I’ve had to do.

I can’t find the original but here’s a fuzzy one of the legend…
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sometimes I wake up at 3 a.m. and imagine MJ being allowed a “gather step”
a basketball game is being played on a court with a referee in the middle .
ALT: a basketball game is being played on a court with a referee in the middle .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What is peak “unc” status because I feel like I’ve achieved it.

Me rolling into Schnuck’s at 6 a.m. with a hoodie Bill Belichick would be proud of.

Prepared to buy some Bananas.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
One of my favorite things in the NFL is the moral victory by a team that absolutely SHOULD be tanking so congratulations Tennessee on “pulling this one off” at the damn buzzer.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Yeah bitch
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
ngl I often HATE the NBA on Prime.

Mostly because I’m a League Pass subscriber and their presentation gives me three weird boxes instead of a very logical quad box on YouTubeTV

REGARDLESS

There has never been a better picture.

Ever.

Like, I don’t know if it’s 4K or whatever but it’s CLOSE…
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
No lie one of the most beautiful designs.

Also it’s been 20 years!

But it’s a Honda.

If you buy this now your grandkids might drive this shit into Cyberpunk 2077
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
THE LANDLORD IS A PIECE OF SHIT FROM HELL

youtu.be/AIA4sjz1A3g?...
Nirvana - The Landlord Is A Piece Of Shit From Hell (Demo)
YouTube video by EarlyNirvana
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM